Black Betty Merkin Marathon

WARMUP: basically warmup with some broga
THE THANG: moseyed To a hill for 11’s, back to COT for a board of Pain. Three rounds of five exercises and 3@ Reps each
MARY: we did do push ups to every time black Betty was said in the song
ANNOUNCEMENTS: <@UJKGM3VKJ> is now the official Form Police & Back blast Police
COT:

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DH is not a bad example

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Windmills, Low slow squats, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: mosey to stage at WEP
100 – LBCs
Run a loop
90 – squats
Run a loop
80 – merkens
Run a loop
70 – flutters
Run a loop
60 – lunges
Run a loop
50 – big boys
Run a loop
40 – Freddy Mercury’s
Run a lap
30 – Burpees
Run a lap
20 – dry DOCKS
RUN A LAP
10 – diamond merkens
Run back to cot
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what happens in COT stays in COT

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Deep Burn

It was a beautiful morning as we explored the land holding.

Ran down to the church for some stairs work.
Back down the street for a Dora.
Over to the playground for some swing work.
Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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Club 813

What a way to start my 50th birthday.
Short mosey run
Warmup: SSH (12xI/C); windmills; Imperial Walkers; Low Slow Sqts; big arm circles; peter parkers; parker petes; plank stretches
–mosey Run to awesome parking lot across from First Baptist Ft Mill– Thang 1: Burpee relays, Start at baseline.
Run to cone 1, do 5 burpees, run back to start
Run to cone 2, do 5 burpees, run back to start
Run to cone 3, do 5 burpees, run back to start
–mosey Run to Ft Mill Church of God–
Thang 2: leg lift loop dora: Partner 1 runs loop, other does leg lifts (we held onto the fence) cumulative to a 125 leg lifts
–mosey run back to nice parking lot
Thang 3: Mtn climber relays: Start at baseline.
Run to cone 1, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
Run to cone 2, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
Run to cone 3, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
–mosey run to the Print Shop—
Thang 4: Pull up dora (there was a lot of pax)
Partner 1 does pullups while partner 2 runs to front of Print Shop and back
Continue to 75 cumulative…later reduced to 50
–Run to shovel flag–
Badlands led the Mary
Fini
COT
I am truly grateful for being a part of F3. Special thanks to Deacon for the constant persuasion to get me out to try this F3 thing 8 years ago.

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summer camp

WARMUP: Mosey to theater parking lot for COP (SSH, fast LSS, reverse lunges, moroccan night clubs, mountain climbers)
THE THANG: Start with mini-4 corners with lunge walk and bear crawls in theater parking lot, mosey to road to Red Stone, mosey to first traffic circle doing 10 merkins at every 2nd street light. At circle do 3-legged starfish with 10 squats, 10 bobby hurleys, 10 dry docks, paying a toll of 1 burpee every time returning to the circle. Mosey back toward COT alternating karaokes, backwards run and run at every street light.
MARY: Circled up for peter parkers, parker peters, down dog, calf stretch, runners stretch, and of course, shavasana (or “have a nice day” as we say in Waxhaw).
Great to see the new Pax coming back. Keep it up guys. Missed you , wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Silver Screen Sweat-Fest

WARMUP: MNC’s x 25
5 “Clam Chowders “ (10 ct/IC), Imp Walk, 4CCs, SSH, 3 CCs, ChPick, 2CCs, plank-Jack w/ Merkin (IC), 1 CC

THE THANG: 7 laps around 3 Stations, 25 reps all exercises, MOT changes each lap between stations, always slow Mosey from last to start. End each lap w/ SSH till 6
( We only had time to do 5 of 7)
set timer & Music (VanHalen)

1: Shiko, Good-AMs, AirSquats, MOT= Nur
2: Step-ups, calf-raise (toes in/out (opposite Pax natural posture), side lunges, MOT=Toy Soldier
3: CDDs, shoulder claps, Mike Tyson’s, MOT=Carioca (R/L)
4: plank (25sec), Side-Rt, Side-Lt, MOT=full Mosey
5: Alt Bulg. Split Squats, Monkey-Humpers, Alt RDLs, MOT=mosey w/ butt-kickers
6: up and out, Flutters, LBCs, MOT= bear crawl
7: Merkins, Wide , Diamond, MOT=side shuffle

MARY: Jane Fonda Pilates, 50 LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar, T & H, Blood Drive, Bethel 8/1
COT: Prayers for Connecting w/ 2.0’s, mental health, transitions back into school
FNG Naming

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Captain Therkin to the rescue

WARMUP:

Mosey to front of movie theater
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Moroc NC, British NC, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps- nice shoulder burn after that series, Calf stretch, Runners Pose, down/up dog, merkins  

THE THANG:  

Main parking lot, at every light post alternate between 10 Squats, 5 Mike Tyson’s.  Go from one end and then back. Repeato but second round is 10 lunges, 5 big boys  

Head to back parking lot.  Running around perimeter we stop at the four corners plus two midpoints (6 rep stations).  First round 5 burpees at each station.  Second lap, 10 hand release merkins, then 10 wide arm merkins next station, 10 diamond merkins,   repeat the three to cover the six stations.

Another mosey around lots heading back to front of theater for a Captain Therkin web: 1 big boy, 4 amer hammers 2 merkins
2 bb, 8 hammers, 2 merkins  
Continue up to 10 bb, 40 hammers 2 merkins.    

Almost out of time, head back to COT ~2miles covered.  

Announcements- Emilio’s pizza for 2nd F in the fort tonight.  
Prayers- for Cutlet, Shamrock, Sugardaddy’s M., Goose’s grandfather.  Q takes us out.    

Great AO, lots of space to work with, good lighting. Always good to meet some new pax from The Fort. doing some good cross marketing to secure Q’s- three Waxhaw guys over 4 weeks! on Q next Thursday

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Beautiful Morning Beatdown

WARMUP:
Rolling in late, had stepped up to start the beat down while I got out of the car. I gave a quick disclaimer and continued with a warm up of IW, SSH, LSS, runner’s stretch, merkins, MC.

Mosey around the campus. Every few hundred yards, circle up to hold a plank for the 6, then five merkins. Then continue. After about 5 minutes of moseying and merkins, an unnamed PAX asked whether there was a weinke for this workout to which I ~threatened~ answered, be careful what you wish for. We moseyed some more and after the second lap, we went to the railings at the back of the theater for supine rows x15 oyo. Mosey to more railings and more supine rows for a total of three sets & mosey back to COT to unload some kettlebells from my car

THE THANG
Partner up and each pair grab one of four kettlebells: 20LBs, 25LB, 35LB, 50LBs. With partner & bell slow mosey to the ~bottom of the hill~ adjacent parking lot. The bells are arranged from lightest to heaviest. Partner one does exercise with the kettlebell and partner two runs to the opposite side of lot, does and exercise and return, and switch. After each set, all pairs rotate up to the next bell, except the PAX who were on the 50LB, they get some relief by going to the start. We did this until all PAX got in reps with all the bells before starting a new round of exercises which were:
P1: KB swings, P2: 3 burpees
P1: one arm row, P2: 3 merkins
P1: thrusters, P2: 3 lunges 2is1
P1: Romanian DL, P2: 3 flutter 2is1

Riffle carry the bells back to COT, swapping with your partner or another PAX as needed.

It’s always an honor to lead in the Fort and always fun to challenge myself as I hope I challenged the PAX. Good work to everyone and let’s hope I didn’t scare away the FNG

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Need for speed

WARMUP: the usual suspects, we added, Phelps to the usual Windmills, Pickers, low and slow squats, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers. Plank with Peter parkers, Parker Peter’s
THE THANG: couple webs! Moseyed over to behind the theater where we did a Webb with reverse merkins with railings to support and monkey humpers on other side of lot. We did 5/10, 10/20, 15/30 and 20.

We then moseyed to back of big lot and ran suicides, all the way across in three trips,

bear crawled back to first light and then moseyed to Handels to use the chairs for a 2nd Webb, step ups and dirkins.
3/10, 6/20, 9/30, 15

We then moseyed to road heading to Red Ventures and did a light pole routine down the hill with 5 merkins at top and 5 squats working our way down at each light pole.

Moseyed back for Mary
MARY: called out a couple of newer pax to call exercises, everyone’s ready to take next step!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: kids, marriages and summer break

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An un”fort”unate series of events

Warmup

SSH
Windmills
Imp walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Michael Phelps
Plank- yoga stretches
Merkins
Carolina dry docks

Sandbag carry to big hill, down trail. Hill is off on left side. Mode of transport was lunges and bear crawls alternating, everyone got to do all three..

Reverse bear crawl up hill

11s

burpees at top of hill
Sandbag toss at bottom

A few finished and most got to 9 tosses, Walker was king

Sandbag carry back and to amphitheater

Ab lab

Lazy Dora

Partner planks with sandbag on back for 60sec, after a minute I changed it to 30 seconds and then we ended up back at a minute- would do it differently next time but it was still fun
Other person or two depending on group size do the following exercises for 2 sets each…

American hammers
Flutters
Big boys

Rd 2 wall planks while holding coupons,

Calf raises
Monkey humpers

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