Spicy Prep Work for the Tortoise&Hare

WARMUP: Salutations and Disclaimer was shared. Mosey on to the back lock for some warm up movements:
10 Reps Each all done in Cadence
Morrocan Night Clubs
Over Head Claps
Wind Mills
Cherry Pickers (aka produce pickers)
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
Mosey to the track
THE THANG:
Track Work for Tabata
5 Pain Stations with 2 Exercises Each
45 Sec of Work followed by 15 Seconds of rest.
2 Sets Per Station then Move on to the next Station
After 4 sets 1 minute of plank work/Rest

Station 1 = Squats & Lunges
Station 2 = Shoulder Taps & Big Boys
Station 3 = Merican Hammers & Freddie Mercury
Station 4 = Plank & Milk the Cow
Station 5 = SSH & Moroccan Night Clubs

Mosey to Adjacent Lot for a series of wrap moves:
15 Reps each OJO x2 Sets
Box Cutters
Calf Raises
LBC’s
Dry Docks
SSH
Flutter Kicks
Mosey to COT
MARY:
With 1.5 minutes of work we performed 10 Heal Taps & 10 Leg Lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fort Mill Care Center Lawn, Survey, Tortoise & Hare, 9/21 Sundae Ruck, Read your newsletter
COT: Always Stays in COT !!!:male_superhero:

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Dude Where’s My Car

I’ve wanted to do this workout for YEARS! I was always worried we wouldn’t have enough time to do it.
WARMUP: 10 SSH, 5 Windmills
THE THANG: The Dude Where’s My Car workout is to do a rep in every parking space in the lot. There are 242 parking spots on the left side of the NaFo parking lot when facing the school from the field. Each row was an exercise, and you performed a rep in each spot. It went as follows:
Row 1 (25 spots) 1 Mountain Climber, then Bear Crawl to the next spot
Row 2 (25 spots) 1 Bobby Hurley
Row 3 (26 spots) 1 Plank Jack, then Bear Crawl to the next spot
Row 4 (27 spots) 2 Lunges
Row 5 (28 spots) 2 Merkins (this felt much like a burpee when you then got up to move to the next spot)
Row 6 (24 spots) 5 Calf Raises
Row 7 (22 spots) 2 sets of Shoulder Taps and Bear Crawl to the next spot
Row 8 (16 spots) 2 Big Boys
Row 9 (16 spots) 1 Burpee
Row 10 (12 spots) 1 Squat
Row 11 ( 10 spots) 1 Hand Release Merkin
Row 12 (11 spots) 10 single count Flutters
MARY: Since we didn’t find the car, we ran around the school to ensure we got it. Then we found our cars when we got back to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: T&H tomorrow. Bethel Serve opportunity 9/5/24.
COT: Prayers for kids going to college, marriages and travel.

Thanks for the push and opportunity to lead a great group of men!

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Club 813

What a way to start my 50th birthday.
Short mosey run
Warmup: SSH (12xI/C); windmills; Imperial Walkers; Low Slow Sqts; big arm circles; peter parkers; parker petes; plank stretches
–mosey Run to awesome parking lot across from First Baptist Ft Mill– Thang 1: Burpee relays, Start at baseline.
Run to cone 1, do 5 burpees, run back to start
Run to cone 2, do 5 burpees, run back to start
Run to cone 3, do 5 burpees, run back to start
–mosey Run to Ft Mill Church of God–
Thang 2: leg lift loop dora: Partner 1 runs loop, other does leg lifts (we held onto the fence) cumulative to a 125 leg lifts
–mosey run back to nice parking lot
Thang 3: Mtn climber relays: Start at baseline.
Run to cone 1, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
Run to cone 2, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
Run to cone 3, do 15 mtn climbers, run back to start
–mosey run to the Print Shop—
Thang 4: Pull up dora (there was a lot of pax)
Partner 1 does pullups while partner 2 runs to front of Print Shop and back
Continue to 75 cumulative…later reduced to 50
–Run to shovel flag–
Badlands led the Mary
Fini
COT
I am truly grateful for being a part of F3. Special thanks to Deacon for the constant persuasion to get me out to try this F3 thing 8 years ago.

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Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Football field candence count

WARMUP:
Warmup: all in cadence
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
Mosey around buss loop
– Karaoke
– 20 incline merkins on curb in cadence
– Karaoke
– 20 calm raises on curb in cadence
Partner warmup
– 50 total pull-ups per team. While one teammate is doing pull-ups, the other is doing bomb jacks. When done, plank for 6
– 100 hanging knee raises per team. While one teammate is doing knee raises, the other is doing squats. When done, plank for 6
THE THANG:
Head to football field for some Team-Building
Standing on one goal line, all Pax will interlock arms and will lunge walk to the 10 yard line, where they will complete an exercise in cadence. Once completed, Pax will lock arms again and lunge walk to the 20 yard line, where they will complete the next exercise in cadence. This will repeat until the team reaches the opposite end zone
– 10 yard – Mike Tysons
– 20 yard – leg raises
– 30 yard – low slow squats
– 40 yard – diamond merkins
– 50 yard – chair crunches
– 40 yard – Carolina dry docks
– 30 yard – calf raises
– 20 yard – American hammers
– 10 yard – wide arm merkins
– End-zone – 5 kraken burpees OYO
Head back to pull up bars and complete partner exercises again. This time 30 pull ups and 60 leg lifts
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Football field candence count

WARMUP:
Warmup: all in cadence
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 20 imperial walkers
Mosey around buss loop
– Karaoke
– 20 incline merkins on curb in cadence
– Karaoke
– 20 calm raises on curb in cadence
Partner warmup
– 50 total pull-ups per team. While one teammate is doing pull-ups, the other is doing bomb jacks. When done, plank for 6
– 100 hanging knee raises per team. While one teammate is doing knee raises, the other is doing squats. When done, plank for 6
THE THANG:
Head to football field for some Team-Building
Standing on one goal line, all Pax will interlock arms and will lunge walk to the 10 yard line, where they will complete an exercise in cadence. Once completed, Pax will lock arms again and lunge walk to the 20 yard line, where they will complete the next exercise in cadence. This will repeat until the team reaches the opposite end zone
– 10 yard – Mike Tysons
– 20 yard – leg raises
– 30 yard – low slow squats
– 40 yard – diamond merkins
– 50 yard – chair crunches
– 40 yard – Carolina dry docks
– 30 yard – calf raises
– 20 yard – American hammers
– 10 yard – wide arm merkins
– End-zone – 5 kraken burpees OYO
Head back to pull up bars and complete partner exercises again. This time 30 pull ups and 60 leg lifts
MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cindy, she’s my friend

WARMUP: Hold plank while we remember SSgt TJ Dudley

THE THANG:
Murph-ish style Dora, Cindy played a 3rd wheel the whole workout
– 100 pulls up, high knees with Cindy overhead
– 200 merks, farmers carry up the hill and leave it, run back; partner brings it back
– 300 squats; same thing with Cindy and hill
– Laps around the playground: partner overhead carries Cindy while partner runs the lap, trade places when partner catches up: 10 laps

COT

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Ring of Jellystone Fire

WARMUP: MNC, Imp Squat Walkers, ChPickers, SSH, Mosey to Cinderblocks
THE THANG: (structure based on Beakers beatdown from 7/10/24- thank you bro!)

Each round, Home to base(s) & back
Home: Cind-urpees (AKA Man-Makers) R1-12 reps, R2-8 reps, R3-4 reps

MOT:
OUT: A) M.Bunnies, B) OH carries, C) W. Lunges
HOME: Farmers carry

A) curls & OH triceps
R1- 10 each, R2-15 each, R3-20 each

B) flutter Presses (4ct)
R1-10, R2-15, R3-20

C) clean & press
R1-10, R2-15, R3-20

End of each round Plank until 6 is up before starting next round
Pax Completed 2 rounds before running out of time

MARY: Box Cutters, Hello Weazy, Freddy Mercury
ANNOUNCEMENTS: T&H, Road cleanup, others forgotten
COT: Prayers for those coping with Loss, family with failing health

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The Yard – 3 Aug 2024

WARMUP: We did.
THE THANG:

There was a lot of back and forth down the field and back with 6-inch holds and exercises and such. Threw in some burpees, and partner carries, and bear crawls. It’s all Julie Andrews and my favorite things… that’s for Band Camp…

Went up to the parking lot track and did some more exercises and loops on the track.

– JCruise took a dump on the 50-yard line and blamed it on the dog. Or maybe it was the other way around… I forget
– FunHouse died of dysentery on his way back across the expansive plains to his home, Oregon Trail style…
– Spider-Man changed into his (not present) shirt after the workout…
– Gears went sleeveless to show off his newly acquired Hawaiian tan…
– Maximus was glad we didn’t do 81 burpees to start our workout…
– Tapout (11) carried Headspin for 50 yards, thus reinforcing my statement about being grown f-ing men. But he promises to keep himself in check in front of his mom…
– Time Machine loves ducks. Like, it might be an unhealthy focus of his life…
– Drop Thrill knows how to keep a man humble…
– 3D (if you haven’t noticed) is accelerating whilst shedding his former self…
– Suplex agrees that we don’t use the word “whilst” nearly enough…
– Yoyo Ma was the War Daddy today. He won’t read this, so I can write whatever I want about him…
– Sprocket continues to fill out his rewards card. Just a few more punches and I think he gets one free workout. Or an ice cream cake or something like that…
– Ruby Slippers loved doing a 6-inch hold. I’ll just leave that there.

When truth pulls up next to you in its limo, rolls down the window and asks you if you have any Grey Poupon, you can pass it this report as a substitute.
no poop was actually created or discovered at the 50 or any other yard line.
no Poupon was actually created or discovered at the 50 either…

MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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