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2026.11 Ring of Fire

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Starting from the endzone of the field:
10 burpees, 20 Merkins, 20 squats
40 yard dash on one foot (alternating feet every 5 yards) then finish run to other endzone.
After down and back, 20 big boys which completes a round.

As many rounds as possible.

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Upper Body False Advertisement

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WARMUP: SSH
Imperial walkers
Hilly Billy walkers
Calf stretch runner stretch
THE THANG: Indian run around school lot burpee in the back
7s on JROTC hill w Bonny Blair’s and jump squats
Ab web 1 big boy – 4 flutters in cadence switch to LBCs at 6/24
Cindy 4 corner ladder w rifle carry between stations. If dropped run a lap
10 squats
10 lunges
10 thrusters
10 simba
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: mini jager, tortoise and hare, ruck event
COT: prayers for the country and fallen soldiers, family, marriages and healing

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Deck O’Pain

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WARMUP: Slow Windmills, Imperial Walkers,Hillbilly Walkers, Stretching
THE THANG: We had a DeckO’Pain
HEARTS – MERKINS
DIAMONDS-SSH
SPADE-CDD
CLUBS-BIG BOYS
JOKER-BURPEES
After the Deck we traveled over to the pullup bars and did several rounds of a mini Murph
5 PULLUPS
10 MERKINS
15 SQUATS
Most did at least 3 rounds
MARY: Mary consisted of LBC’S, HEELS TO HEAVEN, ROSALITA, HELLO DOLLY’S, BOX CUTTERS AND FREDDY MERCURIES
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BETHEL MENS SHELTER
COT: PRAYERS FOR UHAUL

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Pfc Shawn Falter

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WARMUP: 20IW, watch Senator show up in shorts in awe, 10 Cherry Pickers, 15 HW, Down/Up Dog, stretching and then plank for Shawn’s story.
THE THANG: Shawn loved and played Varsity Basketball and Football.
Brought some Cindy’s out to the parking lot To the baseline for some Suicides.
10 “Blocky” Hurley’s bear crawl to next row, 15 SSH, Seal Jacks and Plank Jacks, crawl bear back to baseline and repeat Blocky Hurley. Side shuffle to second line, 20 jump squats, shuffle back for another round of Blocky, run to third line 25 Merkins and Nur back.
Mosey to band lot for 1st and 10, doing 11’s with Merkins and Burpees, after each round, run to end zone and back 10 yards closer, all the way until end zone.
MARY: Return Cindy’s then time for Airborne’s and 25 (Shawn’s age) Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel and Meatloaf, Break the dam, garbage pickup and Jager sprint/Celebrate fundraising.
COT: Can’t always be there, but when you are be there.

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Q-Fusion

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A litte Q-fusion this morning at <#C02PK4V7WLV>. I noticed several Pax running around the AO before kick-off time. Most getting some extra miles before the Dam to Dam relay. I noticed <@U5Y5JA02G> running and I thought I had seen his name of the Q Line-up for the Catawba Ridge AO (whatever the new name is).
After clearing up the Q-Fusion, we started with a mosey around the parking lot. We stopped a few times for Toy Soldiers, Butt Kickers, and Knees to Chest. we made our way to the band parking lot for the first phase:
– Bear crawl out to 10, 2 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 20, 4 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 30, 6 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 40, 8 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 50, 10 burpees, run back to start

Next, same markers, except run out, 10 SSH (+10 each marker), Nur back to start.
Last set, same marker, run, 10 squats, nur back to start.

Next, we moseyed to pull-up bars. 5s – 1 pull up, 4 squat thrusters, increase pulls +1, decrease squats -1
Rinse and Repeat
Finished off with a Jack Webb

Good to see some new faces. we had a out of town visitor and a Kotter.
Great job guys

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King of Ring – IPC Style

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Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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Block/Bar/Hill Blender at Ring of Fire

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WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: 2 rounds of block work: 15 thrusters, 15 curls, 15 decline merkins, 15 overhead extenstions. Followed by 10 min partner circuit: Partner A did 10 pull ups and ran the hill while Partner B held a plank. All PAX together for 10 min did 10 block squats, 10 bent over rows, ran to bottom of hill for 10 big boys.
MARY: LBCs, 60 second plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter serve opportunity 2/5
COT:

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899 Reps with Virtual Deck of Cards

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Since snowmageddon partly melted yesterday and refreezed on the roads overnight, I offered up a virtual beatdown again. Last time was the spinning wheel, so I figured the next iteration should be a deck of cards. For all of our <#C08ST83CF1T> friends, I used Manus to build a customized deck of cards that we used for the workout. Bureeps, Shoulder Taps (increments of 4) Merkins (increments of 2) and Big Boys (increments of 2) and 2 jokers of 30 and 50 squats. In case anyone wants to play with it at a future date: https://exercisedeck-zacxsa5x.manus.space/

THE THANG: I hit deal and we did whatever the card showed. It feel like a lot of shoulder taps to start. A lot of merkins in the middle and finished with burpees and big boys. All told, we did 91 Burpees, 364 shoulder taps, 182 Merkins, 182 big boys, and 80 squats. That’s 899 reps. We then added some Mary, which got us over 900 reps for the 45-minute session.

MARY: Hello Dollys, LBC, American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam moved to 2/28/26. Bethel Shelters 2/5. Lots of guys are there because of the cold right now. Yetti Challenge. Read your newsletter for a leaderboard update.

COT: Prayers for healing. Lots of people who have some serious medical issues they are dealing with right now in each person’s circle.

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