Expedited Tour of Fort Mill w/Pain Stations

WARMUP: Mosey to FM Animal Hospital, SSH, Merkins, Calf Stretch, Runners Stretch
THE THANG: Run to Walmart, 7s with merkins and dry docs, run to CVS, 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 lunges (repeat 3x with a lap around CVS in between rounds), run to print shop pull up bars for 7s with pull ups and burpees, back to COT for a steep hill run, quick run around pharmacy to hit 3mi
MARY: 2 min plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Hills and Pull ups

WARMUP: mosey to Print shop
SSH x 20
Imperial walker x 10
Hillbilly Walker x 10
Cherry picker x 10
Calf stretch runner stretch
THE THANG: triple nickel from town hall up hill past church
5 Bonnie Blair’s 2 is 1
5 jump squats at church each passing
5 Freddie Mercuries
X3

Go to print shop pull up bars.
5 pulls ups
10 merkins
15 squats
Lap around print shop

MARY: 38 Flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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The Stronghold

WARMUP: SSH, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, runners stretch, warm up mosey around parking lot
THE THANG: Thrust/Swing/Merkin descending ladder, 3 station circuit with KB Chest Presses, Curls, Swings. 11s with thrusters and deadlifts. Cool down mosey around parking lot.
MARY: Mountain Climbers, flutters while holding kb, simbas, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Waterside ruck to support Uhaul this Tuesday
COT: Prayers/Praises

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Kingsley & Back

WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG: The suggested route was run to Kingsley, create a loop, and run back. There were several modifications around the sunbelt parking lot, some ventured on highway 21, and a few ventured on 160 which may have been a bad suggestion by the Q. 3.5-4.5 miles.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethels, upcoming CSAUPs, etc.
COT: Prayer and praises

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Better Late Than Very Late

PAX arrived via vehicle. Parked car. Chattered and mumbled. Weird warmup. Mosey. Ran up and down big hill. Skipper left. Did some exercisin on and around pull up bar. Masterpiece left. Hung out in parking lot and played by the basketball hoops. Closed in mumbling and chattering. Praised and prayed. PAX got in cars. Left.

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Homestead Route

WARMUP: Not at this AO. But YHC did jump a lot from 5:10-5:14 (Q-drenaline)

THE THANG: Run to WillowBrook and back via Orchard Park Elementary. Proof: https://www.strava.com/activities/17574144266

MARY: Might have passed her on the route, not sure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for Bethel Men’s Shelter THIS THURSDAY! The need is great, the workers are few.

NMM: I articulated the route as starting out towards the QT, but then immediately ran the wrong direction. Nobody said anything. 😥 (Retread and I corrected the route, but come on men!)

When the leader doesn’t do what they said they’d do, other leaders should speak up. Our community needs your voice. Hold each other accountable.

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Much like Heroin

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG: tried a couple of things. Didn’t feel like YHC did a great job articulating. We moved to the next station and tried a few more.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Will gravitate to a WOD sorta format rather than a Pearls on a String for my next Kitchen Sink Weinke

Only 2.5/5 ⭐️ for this one today

But much like heroin Pollo Hermano will not get addicted to running

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Raiders from Sweep

Warmup:
SSH
Windmill
Around the world
Humane Burpee

Thang:
4 Pop clean & squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows (each arm)
8 merkins on the bell
Bear crawl w/ bell between each set
I think we did 7 sets.
“[Sweep the Leg guys showed up for about 5 seconds. Dark Helmet grabbed my bell, realized how heavy it was, and tried to hurl it in the woods with limited success. T-claps for effort]”
Farmers Carry
Lunge Walk w/ pass through
Deadman to Barbarian
Some mobility
Deadman to Barbarian
Lunge walk back
Farmers carry

one round of 5s
Row
Single arm swing
Clean
Snatch

Halos and SL deadlift

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Ladder of Fort Mill

WARMUP: mosey to lot, Did 5 warm up exercises, SSH, Windmill, pickers, etc.
THE THANG: A ladder 6 street intersection strategy crossing 1 -10 reps squats 2-20 merkins, 3- 30 etc. Etc.

Then a quick ab workout at the Pharmacy, one person runs the other works
Butterfly crunchesx2
Heels to heaven x2
Bug boys x2

MARY: nope time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3 Charity race jan.28th. Read newsletter
COT: prayers for kids etc.

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The Ice Has Melted

WARMUP: Mosey to tire place near Ace Hardware. 49 SSH and the other usual ones
THE THANG:
Mosey back to site.
DORA/AMRAP
-Merkins/Lap round HT parking lot as MOT
-Big Boys/Lap
-Squats/Lap
-CDD/Lap
-Flutters/Lap
-Lunges

Mosey to wall for walls and crawls w/ 5 merkins.
MARY: 1 minute of Prisoner Squats w confusing cadence by YHC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter
COT: love you boys

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