Failed Expectations

WARMUP: mosey to chik fil a parking lot and warm up while hoping to see the crewed rocket launch at 5:15. Side straddle hops, Moroccan night clubs, reverse lunges and windmills. Saw the upper stage separating from the lower stage for one second then it was nothing but cloud cover.
THE THANG: Partnered up with the 4 boot campers. Sprint to end of parking lot while partner performed merkins, squats, lunges and Carolina dry docks. Mosey to side of Persis Indian Restaurant. EMOM do 10 merkins. In between alternate wall sits and calf raises. Mosey to railing for dips and reverse lunges. 40 yard sprints.
MARY: 4 minutes of ab worked finished off with hip exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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All Respectables!

WARMUP:
– Moroccan night club
– Windmill
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walker
THE THANG:
10 rounds
– 6 Burpees
– 10 Side Staddle Hop
– 6 Mike Tyson’s
– 10 Squats
– run around island

Pain stations
– Station 1
– Mountain Climbers
– Squat Jumps
– Flutter Kicks
– Station 2
– Merkins
– Plank Jacks
– Should Taps
– Qty 5 – 10 – 15 – 10 – 5
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
– Read the newsletter

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(Relationship) Malpractice Insurance

Warm up, :  SSH-IC, f5-Burpee, cherry pickers –I C, 4 burpee‘s,  WindM-IC, 3 Burpee, HW-IC, 2 burps, IW-IC, 1 Burpee
Thang: run & gun accumulator… Mosey, keep adding an exercise.
– 1) 5 Lt. Dan-Ohnos
– 2) 20 LBC
– 3) 10 MERKIN
– 4) 10 pickle pounder
– 5) 5 Kosak lunges each side
– 6) 10 Shakira (five each
– 7)Freddy Mercury (each)
– all we had time for
530-6: Framing the Topic:
“Most of us carry insurance for the stuff we’re afraid of losing — house, car, health. But what about malpractice insurance for our relationships? What are we doing to prevent damage before it happens?”
Q Source “M” concept:
– We have a finite number of arrows (time, energy, attention).
– We don’t know how many we have.
– Where we aim determines our IMPACT.
– Relationship malpractice is what happens when we mis-aim or neglect our Concentrica.
Where Are Your Arrows Going?
– Where do most of your arrows go right now? (Work? Kids? Phone? Fitness? Wife? Church?)
– If someone audited your calendar, what would they say you value most?
– Who in your Concentrica hasn’t gotten many arrows lately?
Early Warning Signs of Malpractice
– What are early warning signs that you’re drifting relationally?
– How do you know when you’re becoming transactional instead of intentional?
– What behaviors show up when you’re overextended? (Short temper? Withdrawal? Phone scrolling?
Preventative Practices (Insurance Premiums)
Insurance requires regular premiums. What are the relational premiums we pay?
Ask:
– What’s one simple practice that keeps you connected to your M?
– Do you schedule connection or just hope it happens?
– What’s a non-negotiable rhythm in your week that protects your relationships
Examples you can seed if needed:
– Weekly date night (even at home)
– Device-free dinners
– 1-on-1 time with each kid
– Monthly “state of the union” with spouse
– Texting a friend intentionally.
Legacy Question 
If you ran out of arrows next month, what relationship would you regret neglecting?
– What’s one arrow you need to intentionally aim this week?:
“What’s one premium you’re committing to pay this week?”

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Hill Sprints

WARMUP:
Mosey up the hill towards the lot by White Street, stopping along the way for:
Side Straddle Hops, Squats, Peter Parker, Parker Peter, Up Dog, Down Dog, Walk the Dogs

THE THANG: Board of Pain at top of hill by the White Street
Do 10 reps of first exercise, run down hill for 2 burpees, run back up hill.
Repeat the pattern until last exercise has 20 burpees at the bottom of the hill.

1. Donkey Kicks / 2 burpees
2. Big Boys / 4 burpees
3. Bomb Jacks / 6 burpees
4. Merkins / 8 burpees
5. LBCs / 10 burpees
6. Jump Squats / 12 burpees
7. Shoulder Taps / 14 burpees
8. Apolo Ohno / 16 burpees
9. Calf Raises / 18 burpees
10. Overhead claps / 20 burpees
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam, Break the Dam
COT: Prayers for healing, wellness of kids, family, community

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Taper Before Dam to Dam – NOPE

WARMUP: Mumblechatter
THE THANG: 4.25 miles Munn to Harris to Ardrey to loop around WEP and back.
MARY: Heck no…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Adopt A Highway, Bethel, May Overnight Ruck, Break the Dam, Read Newsletter
COT: Solid thoughts and prayers shared with many prayers lifted for healthy and healing.

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Q-Fusion

A litte Q-fusion this morning at <#C02PK4V7WLV>. I noticed several Pax running around the AO before kick-off time. Most getting some extra miles before the Dam to Dam relay. I noticed <@U5Y5JA02G> running and I thought I had seen his name of the Q Line-up for the Catawba Ridge AO (whatever the new name is).
After clearing up the Q-Fusion, we started with a mosey around the parking lot. We stopped a few times for Toy Soldiers, Butt Kickers, and Knees to Chest. we made our way to the band parking lot for the first phase:
– Bear crawl out to 10, 2 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 20, 4 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 30, 6 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 40, 8 burpees, crawl bear back to start
– Bear crawl out to 50, 10 burpees, run back to start

Next, same markers, except run out, 10 SSH (+10 each marker), Nur back to start.
Last set, same marker, run, 10 squats, nur back to start.

Next, we moseyed to pull-up bars. 5s – 1 pull up, 4 squat thrusters, increase pulls +1, decrease squats -1
Rinse and Repeat
Finished off with a Jack Webb

Good to see some new faces. we had a out of town visitor and a Kotter.
Great job guys

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Much like Heroin

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG: tried a couple of things. Didn’t feel like YHC did a great job articulating. We moved to the next station and tried a few more.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Will gravitate to a WOD sorta format rather than a Pearls on a String for my next Kitchen Sink Weinke

Only 2.5/5 ⭐️ for this one today

But much like heroin Pollo Hermano will not get addicted to running

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Wait… I thought Olaf was on Q

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Moroccan Night Clubs IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
Plank Warm Up

THE THANG:
Partner DORA
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s

Lunge Worm

11’s
Lt. Dan Magic Legs : BBS

MARY:
Not enough time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and Hare
Newsletter

COT:
Prayers were shared
Sometimes people don’t show up.
Doesn’t matter what the reason.
Step up and lead regardless.

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Circuit City

WARMUP: Cherry pickers / windmills / SSH
THE THANG: Circuit
20 merkins
Run a lap
20 BBS
Run a lap
20 dips
Run a lap
20 pickle pointers
Run a lap
20 squats
Run a lap

Repeat X 4

Abs
Found a wall for wall 30 sit ups (on your 6)
30 single leg V-ups
50 LBC’s

MARY: kinda
ANNOUNCEMENTS: many
COT: employment opportunities

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Good Morning Respectables!

WARMUP
Disclaimer and some static stretches at the flag.

THE THANG:
Take a lap around the parking lot and stop at the front of school for COP. All in Cadence:
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, Mountain climber x 15, Low slow squat x 15, cherry picker x 10
Form two lines about 5 yards and face each other. Bear crawl in cadence (4 steps four steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Freddie Mercury x 15, LBC x 15
Back into formation, 5 yards apart. Crabwalk in cadence (4 steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Finish with 10 flying squirrels in cadence

Form a straight line and lunge walk the parking lot spaces, do 5 squats at every other line. Return to start with a bearcrawl and 3 merkins at every other line.

Indian Run 2 laps around the parking lot.

Circle up for <@UJGS2BBQD> modifed (7 reps) killer hip routine

MARY:
Rosalita x 15, Pretzel crunch x 15, Hello Dolly x 15, American Hammer x 15, Box cutter x 10, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Dam race this weekend

COT:
Prayers for <@U790WHUKC>’s wife with health issues/job change, traveling mercies for students traveling, and those traveling to and running the Dam to Dam race in the rain.
After a week of illness, it was great to be back with my F3 brothers this morning – all respectables! Well done, gentlemen!

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