Twice as nice

Warmup
SSH
Imp Walkers
HB Walkers
Low slow squat
Merkin
Broga

Bear crawl Indian run – 6 does 5 flutters

Subdivisions
Cocaine bear crawls
Lunge Walk
Compounding SSH
Duck Walk with compounding squats

Dora

50 CDD
75 SSH
100 Big Boys
125 Flutters

Card Draw Wild Card Mary

COT
Announcements
Break the Dam

Prayers and praises
Family
Patience

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Titles are required.

WARMUP: There was none.
THE THANG: We logged some miles with some smiles and saw the Xmas lights ’tis the season!
MARY: Hard Pass
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The Thang was a long COT.

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Peta Lite Beatdown

  • QIC: Peta
  • When: 12/24/2025
  • Pax:
  • Posted In: 1st f

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Storm Troopers, Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills
THE THANG: upper body circuit of pain stations with sandbag carey in between
MARY: LBCs, Freddie Mercury, Homer to Marge, American Hammer, Boxcutter, BBS
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: Please pray for my mother-in-law and family as my father-in-law passed away three weeks ago.

<@U5DKASDQU> made a cameo appearance at 0605. Thanks for showing up Fish!!

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Loop-tidy Loops At Bushwood

WARMUP: Run 1/8 mile to hill at entrance to Catawba Ridge
THE THANG: Had a list of exercises that the pax completed one at a time and after that exercise was completed they ran a .17 mile loop up the hill and back. Pax completed between 15-19 exercises. All reps are 20 except the burpees where 10.
Burpees x 3 rounds of 10 reps
Hand Release Merkins
Big Boi’s
Carolina Dry Docks
Wide Arm Merkins
Monkey Humpers
LBC’s
Sumo Squats
Hello Dolly’s
Apollo UNO’s
Mike Tyson’s
Box Cutters
Squats With Calf Raise
Diamond Merkins
Lunges
Heel Touches
Dips On Curb
Alternating Shoulder Taps

MARY: Yep
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Big Changes Coming For 2026 In The Fort
COT:

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MILGA WRAP at Lazarus

Last WO of the year at Lazarus.

Poppins had EH’d an F&G, so a proper disclosure was given with an introduction to FOOPC. We did a short warm‑up in the parking lot while getting to know F&G, then headed to the circuit.

Mapped a quarter‑mile loop using Google Maps’ measure feature, with four stations and four different exercises at each station, each with a proper rep count, just enough where form matters and not enough if cheating yourself. My rough math made me think that would total two miles, but it’s actually just one mile, another reminder, not a professional.

Kept the group together in lieu of letting spring chickens run for fellowship and FNG welcoming. Goose was hungry for EC, had a taste and back to COT for MARY.

Proper interrogation of FNG led to name Elmer Fudd.

Prayers for better parenting, aging family members, and discernment in season of waiting.

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8 Days Till Christmas

WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Moroccan Night Club.
THE THANG: 5 Burpees, Over Head Press (20), 5 Burpees, Curls (25), LBC’S (30) Hello Dolly’s (20), Goblet Squats (20), Incline Merkins (20), KB Swings (25), Dips (20), Single Arm Rows Left (10) Right (10).
MARY: LBC’S 10 Hello Dolly’s 10.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break The Dam Series January 31st 2026.
COT: Prayers went up for Teddy and his family and Harry Carry for his ankle and shoulder.

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Christmas Eve 2025



 

 

 

 

Christmas Eve Convergence

Santa has to stay fit enough to travel the world tonight. Let’s GO!!

Details
Location: “Ring of Fire”
Timeline:
0600 – Pre-run 5k (trail and road options)
0630 – Bootcamp
0715 – Message and Coffeteria
0745 – Close

Dark Helmet F3 Nation Nant’an on Q

Deez DOAH Notes:
I don’t get serious very often—pretty much ever—but this convergence has been heavy on my heart as Nant’an of F3 Nation. You usually just see me as the jackwagon you work out with, but this one’s different.

It would mean a lot if you showed up. Bring a guy—FNG or Kotter. We’re going to talk honestly about the state of manliness in our world and what we need to do to accelerate our impact.

Coffeeteria afterward provided by Poppins

A note from Santa traveling in his Time Machine:
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