The Ballroom – Smile for the Camera and make a deposit!

  • QIC: Cake Boss
  • When: 02/23/16
  • Pax: Mainframe, Solid State, Twister, Sasquatch, Change Order, Barry Manilow, Cake Boss
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

6 of my brothers came out in the rain to get better and I appreciate the opportunity to lead such a great PAX and that they took the Red Pill and chose to come out today.

Quick Warm up…….5 burpees OYO

Mosey through QT to Founders Bank Drive thru where we camped out for majority of the time. We enjoyed the dryness of the covered space and the mini cameras in each drive thru. We figured we could give a little show to Big Brother.

COP: Squats, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, LBCs, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, some others in there too…..

I spoke to the PAX about Zacchaeus, a man from the bible who was vertically challenged. Zacchaeus saw that crowds were forming and Jesus was coming into town. He could not see or get close to him, so he climbed a tree. His decision to climb the tree changed his life…..his decision to take a step or measure to get closer to God made all the difference in the rest of his life. Jesus saw Zacchaeus and went to his house and Zacchaeus met God and from that day forward was a different man. We too can take a step and get closer to God. Read the bible, get to church, serve, pray….whatever that next step looks like…..I promise if you do it from your heart…..it will change your life!

 

We wrapped up with some 6min of mary or as someone said Grilled Cheese….

Rosalitas, Diamond Merkins, Hello Dolly’s, Superman, Flutters, Merkins, Freddy Murcury’s, Wide arm Merkins, LBCs and then Mosey back to COT

Great morning and so glad Change Order had me on his reminder list. Q was not on my schedule but so grateful for the opportunity as always.

Prayers for many, including Howitzer’s M, FNG from York who lost a child this week, and Sasquatches folks dealing with some illness. Its a broken world but not God’s intent. Draw close to him to deal with all the storms and trials of this world.

Peace!
Cake Boss

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What goes up, must come down…with burpees

  • QIC: Zima
  • When: 02/16/16
  • Pax: Zima (YHC), Maximus, Senator Tressel, Dark Helmet, Cerrano, Mainframe, Stang
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

Coming fresh off a marathon a couple of days ago, I contemplated 0 (see Zero) running, but hey I like pain just like the next guy. A couple of days ago the idea struck me that we could do an escalator, elevator and ladder themed workout. Seemed simple enough. Simple, not easy! It was a small group for a Tuesday but that suited me fine. No FNGs, just a bunch of veterans, so the disclaimer was omitted. With that, we moseyed.

THANG:

Mosey from Ballroom to the bottom of the hill for COP

COP (All IC)
Low Slow Squat x15
Windmills x15
SSH x30? (Close, too much heckling from DH so we moved to…)
Merkins x15
Mtn Climbers x30

Mosey a few feet to parking lot for Escalators (series of exercises that increase by 10)

10 Burpees
20 Merkins
30 Mtn Climbers
40 Squats
50 Flutter Kicks
Run a Lap and Repeat the series going down
50 Flutter Kicks
40 Squats
30 Mtn Climbers
20 Merkins
10 Burpees

Mosey to the parking lot across from Ballroom for Elevators. Each floor represents 25 reps of an exercise. Run approximately 50 yards then back and go to the next floor (100 yards between floors). Each floor you do the previous floor’s exercise and stack a new one on top. Here’s what we did:

1st: 25 CDD
2nd: 25 CDD 25 Squats
3rd: 25 CDD 25 Squats 25 LBCs
4th: 25 CDD 25 Squats 25 LBCs 25 Bombjacks (Then take the elevator down)
4th: 25 CDD 25 Squats 25 LBCs 25 Bombjacks
3rd: 25 CDD 25 Squats 25 LBCs
2nd: 25 CDD 25 Squats
1st: 25 CDD (for a whopping total of)
200 CDD 150 Squats 100 LBCs and 50 Bombjacks

Running back to COT I noticed we had time for a…

Suicide Ladder
5 Burpees and run to the end of the parking lot and back
10 Burpees and run to the end of the parking lot and back
15 Burpees and run to the end of the parking lot and back

Mosey back to COT

NMM
I enjoy a small group of Pax sometimes. Really enhances the fellowship. Great group this morning and I think we had a lot of fun in between the grunts and grimaces. Maximus and Senator T always show me that I can push harder, thanks guys. After all this up and down and back and forth, I was ready for COT but surprised everyone (even myself) with the Suicide Ladder. Brutal! Strong showing by all and I think we all got better this morning.

Prayers and Praise
Prayers for Pax and families fighting illness
Praise for those who are in good health

BOM

Honor to Serve
Zima

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Dancin in the Fog at the Ballroom

  • QIC: Chicken Hawk
  • When: 2/02/2016
  • Pax: Lugnut, Dark Helmet, Spider Man, Beacon, Main Frame, Barry Manilow, Anchorman, Deacon, Change Order, Back Draft, Corruption, Axel, Sorrano, Hauschka,
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

15 men endured the foggiest morning in memory and fortunately the five or so that went running returned safely!  The other 10 men had no excuses since the preblast was posted.  Too bad for Beacon because he got sucker punched.  Maybe he will start to troll the Twitter machine a little more often.  Word is that my post got buried among Apache’s 279 posts last night.

The Word:

This month is the month of Love and the question to the Pax was to which standard do we set our willingness to love those in our life.  The challenge is to aspire to love like Jesus loves us.  Love unconditionally, covenentaly, incarnationally and sacraficially.

The Thang.

COP
15 Windmills
15 Imperial Walkers
100 SSH
25 squats
20 Merkins
Mosey to coupons
12 min AMRAP – w/ coupon
10 thrusters
15 curls
25 dips
Run to stop sign at top of the hill and back repeat for 12 min
10min AMRAP – isometric
25 Merkins
15 jumping lunge
10 Burpees
Run half way up the hill carrying coupon over head and back repeat for 10 min
Indian run back

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PRE-BLAST: Uptown Lunch Gonna Funk You Up…

Oh me, oh my…
The revival begins on Feb. 5 at 1130, and will continue on the First Friday of EVERY month going forward. PUT IT IN YOUR CALENDAR.
Location: Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter Uptown.

The 2nd F Uptown lunch had sputtered and maybe even stalled, but just like two good F3 men who don’t know when to quit (yes sir, may I have another?) Italian Job and YHC decided it was time to get serious and make it a thing again. (Because somewhere in my brain-damaged mind, seeing you fools in the Gloom isn’t enough…)

BUT! You say, can’t we go somewhere else? Jason’s Deli isn’t my favorite… Answer: It’s a free country. Do what you want. But WE will be here. Trust me, we wracked our brains to figure out the best spot based on seating capacity, price range, proximity, etc. This is the spot. The VSF is planted and this is the plan until further notice.
I mean, I get it. Jason’s isn’t exactly gourmet. Might not even be all that #FuelChallenge friendly, but kind of like First F stuff, if you came for the food only, you may be missing the point. So, spread the word to all your favorite Uptown-working PAX, tell it in the COTs, tweet it, etc., and get over there for some high-quality 2nd F.

Again, the details are above. To reiterate, Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter. The First Friday of every month. At 1130.

Questions? Concerns? Please feel free to bug Italian Job with that crap.

Otherwise, see you there. It’s Friday morning and we’re in the spot… Don’t believe me? Just watch…

Helmet, out.

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Barry Manilow + The Ballroom > Zoolander 2

  • QIC: Barry Manilow
  • When: 01/26/16
  • Pax: Twister (Respect), Spiderman, Axl, Gopher, Change Order, Anchorman, Hauschka, Main Frame
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

9 men and some nice weather at The Ballroom.  After a weekend of silliness, it was nice to see the weather cooperate and some clean pavement underfoot.

Quick disclaimer and we’re off …

The Thang:
Mosey all the way to the bottom lot past the circle, keep moving for the warm up
butt-kickers 1/2 way, jog to the other end, turn around
high knees 1/2 way, jog to the end, turn around
karaoke 1/2 way, jog to the end, turn around … you get the picture …
karaoke back, jog, windmill walkers, jog, pull knees to chest, jog, toy soldiers, jog, bear crawl, jog

circle up, SSH x 20, run to the next corner, 20 x IW, bear crawl to the third corner, 20 squats, run out past the end circle to the first light, 20 x CDD

mosey to the next light, line up with hands on the curb, sideways bear crawl along the curb, while the end runs up to the front, kind of a curb bear crawl Indian run … stand up and mosey toward Gold Hill Rd, line up for Indian run along the way. Frogger across the street, past Marco’s, Goddard and down to the blocks.

1/2 the group does block curls while the other 1/2 runs up the hill and Merkins x 10, switch
1/2 the group does chest press, other 1/2 up the hill and 15 x monkey humpers, switch
1/2 squats with blocks, 1/2 up the hill and 10 x bombjacks, switch
1/2 tricep extensions, 1/2 up the hill and 15 x CDD, switch

Mosey back, Frogger across the road, to parking lot across from our starting point
1/2 the group does Makhtar N’Diayes while the other 1/2 runs 100ft and 10 x LBCs, switch
1/2 the group does Kneetar N’Diayes while the other 1/2 runs 100ft and 10 x Freddie Mercury, switch
1/2 the group does elbow plank while the other 1/2 runs 100ft and 10 x mountain climbers, switch
1/2 the group does squats while the other 1/2 runs 100ft and 10 x Merkins, switch

Times up, back to COT (Jack Webb and Merkin clock were in the back pocket if needed)

Praise to Twister and Anchorman for keeping us up on accountability and mentoring … Change Order for taking us out

Thanks Change Order for the opportunity to lead the PAX, as time goes by and I get to try new AO’s, I keep coming back to The Ballroom … room to run, lots, hill, bricks to play with, grass, concrete, walls to climb, walls for balls and a great group of PAX, week after week, awesome place.

Looks like we made it,
Barry Manilow

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Six Guys in the Cold

  • QIC: Senator Tressel
  • When: 01/19/2015
  • Pax: Mainframe, Longshanks, Barry Manilow, Change Order, TPS
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

Six men converged on a beautiful, cold, SC winter morning to get stronger at the Ballroom.  Here is what they did:

The Thang:

Mosey out of the lot and head down the road toward the big warehouses.  Take a couple detours up and down the grassy hills and circle up for COP at the entrance to Allied:

All in cadence:  SSH x 50, CDD x 10, Cherry Pickers x 15, Squat x 25, Diamond merks x 20, Hillbilly x 25, LBC x 25, Mountain Climber x 40, Jumping lunge x 25, Wide arm merkin x 20

Mosey up the main road and line up in front of the two tiered retaining wall for Jacob’s Wall Ladder:   Do 1 burpee, run to the first wall and climb up, climp up the second wall and run the path back to the start.  Repeat for 2-10 burpees

Extended people’s chair,  then balls to the wall, short break and another extended people’s chair.

Indian run down the main road and head back to the grass by the Roaster Oven restaurant for ABLAB:  Freddie Merc’s x 20, Rosalta x 20, American Hammer x 20

COT

Moleskin:

I am probably in the minority here, but I love the cold weather.  I’ll take 19 degrees and no humidity over the swampy 70 degree summer mornings any day.  It felt awesome today, no doubt about it. When I saw Change Order get out of his car with sweats, a hoody, and a contractor coat, I was like, ‘dude, c’mon, are you gonna workout in those clothes?  It’s not that cold and wer’e going to be running shortly.’   Jacob’s ladder was a challenge today and like last time, left me with some knee bruises and a nice chunk out of my shin.

We had a small, but motivated group and everyone worked their tails off.  Not much chatter today – just six guys getting it done in the cold.    Nice to see TPS who I haven’t seen in a long time.  Good to have you back, brother!  It’s a privilege to lead the group and as always, I  feel very lucky to be able to keep doing it.

Announcements/Prayers/Praises

3rd F Convergence this Friday, Jan 22 at Eternal Church office.  Oral Cancer 5k Run in Baxter (Feb 6), The Yeti (Feb 20) – check Twitter and the F3 site.  It’s all there.

Prayers for those recovering from sickness and those with family struggles.

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Some old School, EVEN better new skool

  • QIC: Trucker
  • When: 01/12/16
  • Pax: YHC, Senator Tressel, Gopher, Main frame, Ginszu, Dark Helmet, Sugar Daddy, Deacon, Spiderman, Twister
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

10 PAX made the better choice on this cold morning to post at the Ballroom instead of some slacker lawyers AO (doesn’t he know that Truckers run over Lawyers??). I was expecting a larger crowd since most of the PAX don’t care for Clemson or Bama, but guess they were more afraid of the 27 degree weather. Glad to see Sugar Daddy post 2 times in a row! Of course CSPAN decided to fartsack since his Roll Tide won; actually I think he was afraid of dealing with either the Colosseum or the Ballroom workouts.

YHC was looking forward to Qing one of his old original AO’s and wanted to do something a little different than normal and to keep the PAX moving so we wouldn’t freeze. So I enlisted some help from Dark Helmets coupons. A quick disclaimer, and off we went on a mosey to the postal route parking lot for a little COP. All counts were in 12:
Good mornings
Moroccan night club
IW
Squats
Windmills

Mossy back to parking lot to pick up the coupons. We had 10 cinder blocks, just the right number for the PAX.
Mossy with cinder blocks to warehouse parking lot

place the cinder block on the asphalt, run the first warehouse light and do 1 merkin, run to the second light and do 2 merkins, run to third light and do 3 merkins, run to the fourth light and do 4 marking; return with squats and add 1 at each light; return to cinder block for 10 cinder block burpees

Rinse and repeat, this time start at 2 and double at each light and back an 10 cinder block burpees

Run to second light and do 10 squats and back, 5 cinder block burpees; rinse and repeat

Mossy to grass, 10 knee-tar-ninjas

Back to cinder blocks:
10 curls, 10 bent over rows, 10 shoulder presses, rinse and repeat.

Mossy back to grass, 10 knee-tar-ninjas

Back to cinder blocks:
10 curls, 10 bent over rows, 10 shoulder presses, rinse and repeat.

Mossy to wall: peoples chair with 4 count starting by touching toes, then knees, then shoulders, then extended press x 10; 10 dips from cinder block
Rinse and repeat

run to third light, 10 squats, back and 10 overhead presses

40 LBCs in honor of Clemson
45 hello dollies in honor of Bama
Sprint to 3 light and back

Mossy with cinder block back to COT

Glad to see 10 PAX fight the urge to stay warm in their cozzie beds and come out. Always an honor to Q since my opportunities are limited due to work travel. Every AO brings out the best in everyone here at the Fort. Since it is the beginning of 2016, we need to reflect on 2015 and identify our weakness(es) and be accountable for making changes in 2016. It is easy to fall back into our routine, but wit PAX like you we are reminded to be a better #HIM.

Trucker

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8 B.L.I.M.P.S Stations and a Sleeping Truck Driver

  • QIC: Old Bay
  • When: 01/05/16
  • Pax: Change Order, Solid State, Barry Manilow, Twister, MainnFrame, Anchorman, Chedda
  • Posted In: The Ballroom

“Hard core” would be how I described the PAX that posted to The Ballroom this very cold morning of 25 degrees.  No complaints by anyone.  Not sure that YHC would have posted if not for being on Q.  Knowing that it would be cold, the weinke was built to keep everyone on the move without being a Run-N-Tempo-Clydes-Out.  1.75 miles were logged via loop of 8 pain stations, around a parked 18-wheeler whose cab likely nested a groggy-eyed trucker.  Pax resisted the temptation of knocking on the cab door, suggesting he (or she) “come join us!”. Might as well have, as I’m sure the mumble chatter woke him away.

The Thang

Pax moseyed to each pain station for warm up as follows:

  • SSH x40
  • Windmills x15
  • IW x20
  • Merkins x15
  • Peter Parkers x20
  • Low Slow Squats x 20
  • Monkey Humpers x10

Main Event

As a group, we ran to each pain station and performed one exercise, with the rep count equaling the station number (1 rep at station 1, 2 reps at station 2, etc.).  Once we finished the 8th station, all circled back to station 1 and planked until the 6 arrived.  Rinse and repeat for next named exercise.  The exercises were as follows (B.L.I.M.P.S.):

  • Burpees
  • Lunges (stationary)
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Plankjacks
  • Scorpion Dry Docks

Mary

  • Flutters
  • Russian Twists
  • Hello Dollies
  • Chopsticks
  • LBCs

Moleskin

Similar to TheYard workout this past Saturday, we talked about selecting a personal word/theme for 2016.  Several pax shared their word from 2015, and proposed a word for 2016.  In many ways, just the act of selecting a word can foster a level of introspection that we tend to miss all to often, going through the motions of the days/weeks/months.

Thanks for the pax encouragement and hard work on a cold morning.  And thanks to Change Order for allowing me the privilege of Qing.

AYE!

-old bay

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The Fort Fuel Challenge 2016

Listen… We work out… Some of us work out most days a week.  So with all this working out, the question is: Why aren’t we shedding the love handles and the spare tire?  With the amount of physical torture we endure, we should be chiseled like a Marble Statue.

Alas, working out is only a portion of the plan… you have to stop eating garbage.

With that, I bring you The Fort Fuel Challenge 2016.  This is the new incarnation of what we did a little over a year ago (found here), but this time around you have experience on your side… I am not a professional, but we’ve done this before and have seen results.  YHC lost 7.5% of my mass (presumably fat), with the overall lead by Cash coming in at just shy of 10%.

The key to this isn’t calorie reduction (although that may be something you have to look into) and it isn’t about eating the same food every day for lunch.  You don’t need to starve yourself to see results, you just need to feed the machine the right fuel.  To feed yourself the right fuel, you need discipline and accountability.  That’s really what the Fuel challenge is all about…

So here’s the deal.  We are going to kick off on January 18th through February 29th.  This gives you two weeks to do two very important things… in fact, these are so important that I would propose that you cannot succeed in this program with out completing them:

  1. Clear out all the junk in your pantry/fridge.
  2. Get the M on board

Number 1 is easy.  Get rid of the junk now before you start.  Less junk means less temptation.  Eat it in the next two weeks if you have a problem with throwing it away, but get it out of your food storage before January 18th.

Number 2 is not as easy for some of us, but it is crucial.  You cannot do this in your house on your own, especially if your wife is eating a bowl of Ice Cream after dinner every night.  You will either come off as a self righteous prick or you will cave.  Neither of these is a recipe for success.  Get the M on board, she really wants to eat better too.

Base Program

The Fuel Challenge will give you a chance to test yourself with the support of your fellow men of F3.  And maybe after 6 weeks, you will stick to the plan (or much of it) in order to live a healthier lifestyle. The program will have a base list of items that are prohibited during the six weeks as follows.  This is mandatory and is really what will make the biggest difference in your quality of food intake.

  • No Fried Food
  • No Fast Food (inc. Pizza)
  • No processed snacks like Potato Chips, Candy Bars, Etc.
  • No Dessert
  • No Sodas or Sweet Tea
  • No Cheeses (including shredded, feta, or slices. Get it off your sandwiches and salads)(Cottage cheese will be allowed)
  • No Cream Based Sauces/Dressings (This Includes Fat Free Options for Ranch, Caesar, Alfredo, Etc.)

This seems like a significant challenge, especially for the road warrior, but you can do it.  You just need to be aware of what you are eating and plan.

You will receive ONE free pass per week – this could be a steak dinner, a pizza, etc. – no carryovers though, the pass can only be used that week – try to use your weekly pass in moderation.  Some call this a “cheat”, but use if you need to.

After week one, we introduce challenges, which are cumulative.   Some would argue the health benefits of a few of these, but I don’t think anyone can claim that limiting these items will have a detrimental effect on your well being.   Remember this is not about “dieting”, but about discipline.  Keep that in mind.

Here are the cumulative challenges:

Week 2 (and on) – No Red Meat
Week 3 (and on) – No Breads (Sprouted Grain is accepted)
Week 4 (and on) – No Pork
Week 5 (and on) – No White Starches (Potatoes, Pastas, White Rice. We’ll talk about substitutes)
Week 6 – No Dairy or Things Cooked in Butter

Just like last time, we’ve “modified as needed”.  Here are a few “Extra Credit” challenges for those so inclined.  These are not mandatory, so feel free to adopt whatever works for you.

  1. HC to F3 250.  For those that are at 2-3 posts a week, this could be a way to up your game.  Tracking F3 250 along with this attention to dietary details could be what takes your fitness (and physique) to the next level.  You can even track using this handy template.
  2. Implement Intermittent Fasting.  I’m planning on doing this and would encourage you to try the same if you can handle skipping breakfast.  There are numerous health benefits that are purported as side effects to Intermittent Fasting, but do your own research and try it if you think it makes sense.

Similar to last time, here’s how we’ll be tracking for accountability/encouragement from the participants:

  1. On January 18th, post your starting weight in the comments of this page. You have time to buy a home scale or find out where the one at your gym is. On the pending February 29th backblast post, you will post your weight using the same scale. This requires honesty and consistency. If you want to weigh yourself in the buff (don’t tell us) just do it both times. Same if it’s in underwear and t-shirt, swim trunks, etc. Having a scale also helps track progress along the way but is not the ultimate measure of health. You will need to post your weight on both posts. You will also track your weight on the My Fitness Pal page.
  2. Sign up for My Fitness Pal and download the app if you have not done so already (http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ ).  Enter in all of your information including starting weight. This will factor into your suggested daily calorie consumption. Send me (Gears) your MFP id so I can invite you to the group. You can reach me via twitter (@vinsonizer) or simply put the id in the comments below.  If you didn’t have enough options, you can just go to the following URL and request group membership: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/group/100013-f3thefort
  3. Track your exercise and calories on My Fitness Pal. If you see really good results, guys may want to go back and see how you did it. The app allows you to scan bar codes, enter in recipes and ingredients to determine calories, and already has a robust library of foods from restaurants and grocery stores.  You can also enter in weight goals and it will help provide daily calorie count, protein, carb and fat limits. You gain higher limits to stay on track with your goals by entering in your workouts.

One last comment to reiterate the above: If you are moved to do so, please view this as an opportunity to exercise not only physical/mental discipline, but also spiritual discipline. Any type of fast can be leveraged as a catalyst for prayer and worship, allowing the limiting of the desires of the flesh to remind us of our dependence on SkyQ. My personal hope is that this will be fruitful in all the self-dimensions of our personal lives: Heart, Soul, Strength, and Mind.

If you are ready to go, comment below

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The Ultra-vergence… Man, that’s a lot of vergence…

(Poorly paraphrased from Dredd that AM): “Well, we [he and OBT] said, we’ll show up and if it’s just us two, then we’ll go do something else, but if they [the other invited Pax] show up, then we might have something and we’ll see where it goes…” (emphasis added)

That was 5 years ago. Now, we’re celebrating a new year, and we’re celebrating the 5 year anniversary (birthday?) of F3. Clearly, they had something…

As approximately one Pax for every day of the year crawled out of their clowncars and onto what may have been the wettest field I’ve ever been on, the energy was palpable. Friends from all over F3 Nation were reconnecting and new ones were being made, including an FNG from The Fort who apparently EH’ed himself (welcome Speaker)… There were smiling faces and shovel flags everywhere. The fun had started, but before long, it was time for the workout to begin…

As you can imagine, attempting to lead a group of 365 Pax is… well… ridiculous. It’s a little amusing to me that part of the whole reason Dredd and OBT broke off from the other workout group to create F3 was because the size of the group had become problematic and unwieldy. So, how should we celebrate 5 years of F3? Well, let’s see if we can’t have the most problematically-sized group come together and let’s try and make them follow instructions. (*COUGH* *GASP* *COUGH* You’ll have to excuse me, I’m choking a little on the irony…) Regardless, though, we warmed up, Dredd split us up into groups, and off we went. The workout, the “thang”? It was in there… We rotated through stations… there was some running, some ladders, some dips, some derkins, hills, burpees (of course), some other stuff… Was it the best workout I ever had? Well, it wasn’t the worst one for sure. But if you came for the workout, you may have overlooked what was happening.
As always, there were a couple of guys who were definitely there to prove they were fitter than the rest of us. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were a couple of guys who were clearly struggling to keep up at all. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were guys who wear blue collars all week long. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were guys whose net worth is that of a small country in certain parts of the world. That’s cool, you’re welcome here, too. Black, white, fast, slow, tall, short, rich, poor, fat, thin… all irrelevant. Welcome is what you are when you are here. It is this way because for that one hour, we all look basically the same (you know the uniform…) so you don’t know who is rich or poor or otherwise. For that one hour, we all basically act the same (unless you are Apache), we’re here to workout and fellowship a little. No one is elected, there is no hierarchy, no one is grading your performance… You know what it is? It’s because for that one hour, I believe, we are about as free as we can be in our modern, over-technologized, overcommitted, over-everythinged lives. We’re free from roles that weigh us down, free from the constraints that life and the world put on us… We’re just free to BE. That’s why we plant a flag, hustle, then take a knee at the end to give thanks to the SkyQ. That’s why we are proud to call ourselves a part of the Brotherhood of Minivan Centurions.

So, we converged, because I think somewhere deep inside we wanted to show our gratitude for this thing that has meant so much to us. Partly to God for leading us to it (or it to us, whichever), partly to the Redwood Originals for starting and sticking with it until it got to us, and partly to each other for continuing to push us to make ourselves more of what we were put here to do. I think that we came because there is strength in knowing and then physically seeing the fact that we are clearly not alone in this battle we fight. That at every turn, there is a man in a black shirt and running shoes that will help if needed.

Again, paraphrased very poorly from Dredd (right before the Ball of Man): “So now our job is to give it away. To share what has meant something to us. Because there are guys out there right now that you know who are crappy fathers, guys who are crappy husbands about to lose their marriages. There are guys who are crappy employees, or are otherwise just dissatisfied with their lives… and YOU CAN SAVE THEM.” (again, emphasis added)

To quote the immortal Forrest Gump: That’s all I have to say about that…

Until the next one…
Helmet, out.

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