Prancing ponies, pickle pointers and sucking ass

WARMUP:
SSH
IMP WALKERS
HILLBILLY WALKERS
SQUATS
MERKINS
BROGA

THE THANG:
Ladder in the lot
Merkins
Squats
CCD
LBC

MOT
Bear crawl or Lunge walk
Toy soldier
High knees
Karaoke

intervals of 5 compounded up for each island

Dora
50 merkins
100 squats
150 LBC

Wall sit 2 minutes
Burpee ladder 1 every 2 spaces

Mosey

MARY:
Freddie Mercury
Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza
Lunch
Christmas party

COT:
Blessings

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BushHolePit. Best if used on or before 08/13/25.

17 men, 3 Ruckers and 14 of The Ungovernable, came to BushHolePit to celebrate National Left-Handers Day. Or just to workout. Whichever.

WARMUP:
Like we needed it warmer out there. But we did do a little moseying, windmills, mountain climbers, etc.
THE THANG:
We went the long way around the school (is there a short way?) stopping for some things along the way. Some Dora, some bear crawls, dips, step-ups, muscle ups, etc. You know what we DIDN’T stop for? Pull-ups? Why? Because the AO got all bougie and walled them off from us peasants. Oh well. I would elaborate on this mornings festivities, but I made no weinke and I am not smart enough to recall all the things.

All you need to know is Birdcage was there and you probably weren’t, so you missed out. Seriously, the guy is hilarious. Love him.

Ok, back to life.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Pit and the Pendulum

THE THANG: Harris St Hills, pendulum from 21 to Audrey. 10 Mike Tyson’s at Audrey, 10 Am Hammers at the park and 10 Jump Squats at 21, repeat until legs are shot or time for COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel and Naked Gun
COT: Minimal due to time constraints but done.

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No Rain with a Sprinkle of pain

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Squats, Imp walkers, Mtn Climbers, Plank Jax, Merks and a mosey
THE THANG: 9s on a hill (IronMikes and Squats)
9s ( BombJax at the bottom of hill with a bear crawl halfway up hill and Seal Jax at top)
Closed out with a potluck Pax choice of rep and exercise at each parking lot island – 6 stops.
Rinse and repeat on way back to COT.
MARY: 2 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Golf tournament, Bourbon, Christmas party, and Dam to Dam run end of Jan 2026.

COT: prayers and be vulnerable with your brothers – we are all here to support each other.

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Sleep Deprivation

WARMUP: SSHx25, WM, IW,HWx10 maybe more, maybe less
THE THANG: Mosey to the upper class lot, Butt Lickers/high knees, karaoke to the entrance. Wall sits while we went through 5 Merkins. Made our way down to bus entrance did 7’s Step ups at the benches, run up to the top of the hill and did dips, crab walk down the hill. Last made our way to the far lot, 1-2-300 Dora, Merkins, LBC, Squats, partner runs ~1/2 lot. Mosey back to COT
MARY: Briefly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Helmets grandstanding speech on Friday, Bethel…
COT: Of course, lots of prayers and praises needed.

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Multiples of 5

WARMUP: Mosey to Print Shop

THE THANG:
5 pull-ups at the Print Shop.
Run to parking lot at the corner of Williamson St and Watson St. for 10 merkins
Down Williamson St hill to Fort Mill COG for 15 LBCs
Up Academy St for 20 step ups (10 each leg) nearby Craft Axe.
Back to Print Shop
~0.5 mile loop

MARY: Eh

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Stuff The Bus, new scheduling platform, Bethel, etc.

COT: stays at COT

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Simply complex

WARMUP: merkins. Squats. Swings. Snatches.
THE THANG: Dora with Four different kettlebell complexes while one partner does a static hold.

Round one – 14 rounds of 10 Merkins and 10 swings partner planks until you switch.

Round two – each arm 12 rounds of 2 cleans, one press, 3 front squat. Partner farmer carry hold until you switch.

Round three – each arm 10 rounds of 3 bent row with 2 up right. Partner over head hold until you switch.

Round four – each arm 8 rounds of 3 snatch with one press. Partner front squat hold until you switch.

MARY: mechanical drop set on chest with plyo pushup to regular pushup to single arm chest press to both arm press. Mechanical drop set of bent row to Superman’s.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: thankful to be out there.

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