A Modified Miracle Mile Maelstrom of Muscular Misery

WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.

Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers

1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps

Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places

Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP

Next round – dips AMRAP

Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each

Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage

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Tour all the parking lots

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, MNC, WM, cherry pickers, mosey

THE THANG: mosey through all the parking lots around Kingsley stopping for pain stations along the way:

Pain stations alternated between

  1. Exercise set (10 ea)
  • big boy
  • Plank jacks (plus short broga sequence with and isometric holds eg. down dog/updog/single arm/leg hold, Superman)
  • Calf raises

And

2. Burpees (started with 2 and increased to 10 by the last stop)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, trash pickup
COT: praise for graduating students, prayers for life transitions, medical challenges

Reprise of Coach Box discussion on combatting worry in our lives. – Many men fail because worry convinces them not to act. Leadership often requires moving before certainty arrives.

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