Honoring the OGs-13 years of The Dort

WARMUP: mosey to front of FMMS. All exercises done IC, 13 reps. SSH, squats, Mtn. Climbers, MCs
THE THANG: head to the bottom of the entry hill & grab a coupon. 20 curls, run up and back, 20 tri extensions, up & back, 20 squats, up & back. Rinse & Repeat. Head to the wall for wall sits & Flying Squirrels. To the court for an old school Dora with Merkins, Squats, LBCs. Last stop: grassy area for some Jack Webb. Solid group that included all 3 of Headspin’s sons. Enjoyed leading these men in the Gloom
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FM Care Ctr., upcoming Convergence, read newsletter
COT: prayers for Badland’s biopsy & Double D’s family.
Signed,
Short Sale

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Q-Swap at the Fort

WARMUP:
– Large arm circles
– Windmill
– Imperial Walker
THE THANG:
Circuit training -> two rounds 45 sec exercise + 15 wait
– Lunges
– Leg raises
– Squats with 25 dumbbell
– Manmakers -35 lbs sandbag
– Mountain Climbers
– Imperial Walker
– Plank
– Flutter Kicks
– Plank Jacks
– American Hammers

Four corners – Round 1 5 reps, Round 2 10 reps and Round 3 15 reps
Corner 1
– Mountain Climbers
– Squat Jumps
– Flutter Kicks

Corner 2
– Side Straddle Hop
– Donley Kicks
– Ankle Taps

Corner 3
– Burpees
– CDD
– Wind Sprints

Corner 4
– Merkins
– Plank Jacks
– Shoulder Taps

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Read the newsletter
– Christmas Parts -> we need tables and chairs
COT:

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Partners, Light poles and Blimps

WARMUP: Mosey to the side of the school for exercises in cadence:
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops

THE THANG: part 1 – partner up and either people’s chair or BTTW while partner 2 runs to the end of the lot and back. 3 rounds

Part 2 – Blimps at the light poles

At each pole pax added an exercise on the way up and dropped one on the way down. Burpees were never dropped – just because

5 – Burpees
10 – Lunges
15 – Incline Merkins
20 – Merkins (Modified to CDD’s on the downhill portion)
25 – Pulse squats AKA Monkey jumpers
30 – Squats

Two lessons from Seneca shared at the top of the hill

1 – we suffer more in our imagination than in reality

2 – he who suffers before it is necessary suffers more than is necessary.

How often in our lives do we let our perception of events influence us poorly? Our response is all we control – the event doesn’t care how we feel about it.

After 11 light poles worth of “fun”……back to COT

MARY: Just enough time for protractors and rosalitas with just a few hello dolly’s. That took pax to 0715
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Float Bridge. Honored to lead. :eye:

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Variety is the spice of life

Warmup
– Moroccan Night Club
– Windmill
– Cheery Pickers
– Imperial Walker
Wind sprints with pain stations. -> run with your sand bag
– Three different cones to run to.
– Round 1
– Each cone 5 side straddle hop
– Each time you return to the base line Man Makers x 5
– Round 2
– Each cone 5 side American Hammers
– Each time you return to the base line Overhead throws x 5
– Round 3
– Each cone 5 side Shoulder Taps
– Each time you return to the base line Overhead Press x 5
Catch me if you can
– Partner up
– 1st person starts running with sandbag
– 2nd person does man makers x2 and then runs to catchup.
– Do one loop around the carline parking lot
Mosey to the parking lot
– Pain stations -> 45 sec exercise with 15 second rest -> two complete circuits
– Man Makers
– Overhead throws
– Overhead Press
– Bent over rows
– Flutter kicks with sandbag
– Squats with sandbag
– Curls
– Leg lifts
– Lunges
– Pecker Pointers.

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Sharing stories about strippers

WARMUP: Ran some U routes with SSH as intervals. Dynamic warmup in circle at 8 minute mark.
THE THANG: 7/7 Derkins/Dip countdown on benches. A little step up Indian run on the playground curb.
3 rounds of Half loop partner catchup runs with 5/10/15 Plank Jacks and Flutters with partner pax giving 3/4/5 second head start.
Finale was a 7 station Starfish with run to station, do labeled exercises, bear crawl back to middle and 1 burpee, escalating plus 1 burpee for every station until all 7 were complete.
MARY: Some old school karate punch combos. The was an exotic dancer story of my old Dojo days.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Every one of them. Read the newsletter.
COT: Yes. All shared something. We all need love from above.

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Light poles with motion sensors…AJ fancy

WARMUP: Disclaimer
Mosey around entrance, circle up for
15 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Moseyed down to the yellow striped triangle, at the entrance to school and driveway down to football field.
Had a board of pain their with exercises. PAX were to perform one exercise, run to light pole and perform one burpee, then return and do second listed exercise. Then run the 2nd light pole and do 2 burpees. Continue on down the list, finally doing 9 burpees at the 9th light pole.
Exercises were:
1. 10 Bomb Jax
2. 20 Diamond Merkins
3. 30 Wide Arm Merkins
4. 40 Squats
5. 50 LBCs
6. 40 Reverse Lunges
7. 30 American Hammers
8. 20 Merkins
9. 10 CDDs

After completing the list, we began moving back up the list, with decreasing burpees.

MARY: Flutters, Freddie Mercury, Protractor

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Announced
COT: Stays in COT

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Put a cap on it

WARMUP: We warmed up, standard fashion.
SSH, Cherry pickers, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: 3 rounds, 1 min each
tempo squats, lunge, Al Gores
3 rounds, 1 min each
Slow merkins, shoulder taps, slow wide arm merkins
3 rounds, 1 min each
Superman pulls, Slow flutters, reverse snow angels,
Bear crawls,
Broga
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Welcome back Mile High

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Introducing the Stork Press

WARMUP: After a messy start of out of order exercise commands, we warmed up
THE THANG: 5 rounds, 2 exercises, 1min each – 20 Swings with a plank, 6 burpees and run with KB
2 rounds, 6 exercises, 1 min each
clean, squat, press, both sides
Bent row, both sides,
Stork Press, both sides

2 rounds, 4 exercises
RDL – single leg, both sides
Goblet squats,
Squat jumps
MARY: Side Planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Treasure the good moments

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Kitchen Faucet Was Turned Off At The ‘Sink

Bring your sand bag. Those were the instructions.
WARMUP: Short mosey with a few of the typical warmup exercises.
THE THANG: Grab your bag…sandbag, and meet me by the flag poles.
I reintroduced the GoRuck 60×60 and let them know it would be a regular exercise this morning. For the 1 person reading this, if you’re not sure what the 60×60 is, here you go.
Start with the bag on the ground in front of your feet. Bend over and put your hands on the bag, drop back to a plank, execute a pushup with your chest touching the bag, pop up into the bottom of a squat, rack the sandbag to a front-rack position, stand up then toss the sandbag over your head once you get to the top of the movement. That is 1. Turn around, address the sandbag and do it again. Repeat for 60 seconds.
To ensure we knew how to execute it, we performed our first 60×60.
Rack the bag and make our way behind the school to the back drop-off entrance.
15 of each exercise:
Simbas (because I love them and they’re harder with a sandbag)
Flutters with press. At rep #8, I was called out for not actually pressing my sandbag so I performed 8 correct reps once everyone else completed their 15. I’m thankful IJ called me out as I’m sure others saw this yet didn’t speak up. We need men in our lives who will speak up.
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet at the other end of the back stretch behind the school.
15 of each exercise:
Squats
Dead Lifts (Hopefully with proper form)
Thrusters
Slow(er) Calf Raises
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet at the corner of the loop by the lighted sign.
15 of each exercise:
Partner Derkins (no sandbag)
Curls
Overhead Press
Chest Press (15 I/C actually means 30)
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet over by the rock
Another 60×60
Partner Up
Partner 1: Farmers Carry the two sand bags an untold distance, probably 40yds then back.
Partner 2: Mountain Climbers
Flapjack
Rack the sandbag and go back to COT.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock Hill Rooster (I think) Partnership with Bethel on Sept 6!
All the others are in the Newsletter, or should be.
COT: Indeed

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