SlowBurn:Running to the Chinese Massage 😳

WARMUP:
SSHs
Mosey to the Chinese Massage
Hillbilly Walkers, squats, Merkins
Mosey to funeral home
Lunge walk
Reverse lunge walk
Mosey to entrance to FHC
THE THANG:
Do exercise at entrance
Run to top of driveway
Do accumulating exercise 1st,2nd…so on

1 Merkins x10=10
2 Leg lifts x9=18
3 Sumo squats x8=24
4 CDDs x7=28
5 Burpees x6=30
6 Wide arm Merkins x5=30
7 Donkey Kicks x4=28
8 Squat jumps x3=24
9 Flutters x2=18
10 Plank punch x1=10

MARY:
Mosey to Chinese Massage
LBCs, Freddy’s, Rosalitas, HelloDollys
Mosey to COT
Some more Mary all the way to 0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3Dads, Saturday guest Q at The Yard, keep posting
COT:
Prayers and Praises
Lots of health concerns, cancer, surgeries
Also lots of travel and prayers for safety
Family and praise for F3 and people in our lives

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Sandbag Fun

Solo brought out an FNG so little longer than normal disclaimer. Mosey around outside loop. Stop at first corner for SSHs, Slow Squats, and Windmills. Mosey to next corner for Merkins, Peter Parkers, and Parker Peters. Mosey back to cars to pick up sandbags and move to school entrance.

Sandman WOD. 20 bent over rows, 10 thrusters, then front carry bag about 100M. Repeat this 6 times. Not sure why, but the front carries are the worst. After everyone completed we took a mosey on the inner loop to give our arms a rest.

Back to bags for Lucky 7s. 7 rounds of 7 cleans, 7 front squats, and 7 jump over burpees. Bubba Gump is allergic to burpees so I think he just did merkins as well as curls b/c he does what he wants. Everyone was pretty gassed after round 4 so we stopped and explained the 5 core principals to the FNG. Then pushed hard to complete one more round. Time was almost up so back to COT for a few ab exercises.

Welcome FNG Rutabaga (think Jamie Oliver). And big congrats to Flounder and his M for 44th wedding anniversary. It seemed appropriate for Flounder to take us out which he graciously did. Thanks Maximus for the opportunity!

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NewTestamentThemedPain

WARMUP: Hula Hoops, and mosey to the trail entrance by GoldHill Middle School.
THE THANG: Perform exercise for each book of the new Testament.
Matthew: Merkins with ruck of course.
Mark: Merkins again with ruck
Luke: Lunges
John: Jump Lunges
Acts: Apollo Unos
Romans: Ruck Swings
1st Corinthians: Bear Crawl
2nd Corinthians: Crawl Bear
Galatians: Getups
Ephesians: ?
Philippians: flutters with press
Colossians: Ruck Curls
1 Thessalonians: Bobby Hurleys
2 Thessalonians: Bobby Hurleys
1 Timothy: Bobby Hurleys
2 Timothy: Bobby Hurleys
Titus: Shoulder Taps
Philemon: Ruck Pull throughs
Hebrews: Halos
James: Jack Webs
1 Peter: Peter Parkers
2 Peter: Parker Peters
1 John: Jack Webs
2 John: Jack Webs
3 John: Jack Webs
Jude: Jack Webs
Revelations: Bomb Jacks
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Burn but not so Slow

WARMUP: stretching, IW, Hillbilly Walkers, squats, merkins, MC
THE THANG: 11’s, 2 exercises at each end. One end, Merkins & Squats other end Monkey Humpers and Plank tucks. Once finished we did ab work until 6 was in. Then accelerator merkins up to 10. Regular merkin but 1 pump on bottom and then 2 and keep going to 10. This was new and a crowd favorite.

Mosey to parking lot for Dora 100 Derkins, 200 Dips, 300 Hello Dolly. Indian Run back to COT with a stop for a sprint back into COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence and Print Shop for Boss Hog
COT: prayers lifted for healing and parenting.

Thanks Weezer for the opportunity to lead.

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Board & Broga

WARMUP: Light & Moderate

THE THANG: Board of Fortune

MARY: Broga

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming 6/10 events (Kenya & Boss Hogg)

COT: Prayers & Praises

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What do all these numbers mean?!?

WARMUP: SSH, slooooow windmills, produce pickers, imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, mountain climbers – generally a bakers dozen of each

We also ran around lowes for some dips
THE THANG: AMRAP: one minute of work with 30 secs of recovery of the following: shoulder taps, big bois, squats, hand release merkins, American hammers, monkey humpers – record your count with chalk

Repeat

Added 10 secs to each exercise for third round with goal of pushing to beat your highest count from the previous 2 rounds
MARY: ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, konvergence for Kenya, boss Hogg send off – possibly others – see news letter
COT: prayers and praises for grads

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Trail Ruck

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Just under 2 miles of trail rucking behind Earth Fare, GHMS, back through the woods, and to COT.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Sweep the Leg Q (Olaf) closed us out in prayer.

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A Little Bit of Everything

WARMUP: “long mosey” not to be confused with “medium” or “short”. around parking lot to the top of driveway. Windmills, produce pickers, Moroccan Night Club, Peter Parker, Down/Up dogs, Seal Jacks
THE THANG: Mosey “Medium” to back of school. Merkin Ladder: start at one curb….bear crawl across….other curb. start with 1 merkin and work up to 10 merkins. | Freddy Mercury ladder. 20 Freddie….NUR….18 Freddie….NUR…..down to 10. | Jack Webs | Mosey to front of school. Lunge 2 columns and 5 Burpees…..repeat 5 times.
MARY: Windmills
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph
COT: Prayers or marriages, healing, teachers/students

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Triple-Check Balcony Runs in Baxter

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Plank Jacks
– Windmills
– Moroccan Squats
– Mountain Climbers
– Seal Jacks

THE THANG:
Mosey across 160 to back side of “The Exchange” building in Baxter
Get into groups of 3 for Triple-Check

1 person in people chair
1 person doing exercise (below)
1 person running the balcony

Rotate when person running balcony gets back.

Exercises:
1. Merkins
2. Heels to heaven
3. Seal jacks
4. Box Cutters
5. Shoulder Taps
6. Freddie Mercurys

Out of time – head back toward COT

MARY:
Seniors Choice:
Flounder – the hurdler (each leg)
Twister – gas pumper
Triple Indy – LBCs (I think)

Great work men!

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Sandbag Toss

WARMUP: Stretch OYO
THE THANG: Shuffle with sandbag 1 mile out; toss the sandbag back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run this weekend, Newsletter
COT: Continued prayer for Vuvu and his family, prayers for all our students and teachers and parents as the school year winds down, prayers for Eby family as they try to locate Kevin.

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