The Dough Muscles

9 men did the hard thing this morning at Colosseum. Conditions were alright, alright, alright as we welcomed our newest FNG (Excite Bike) with a workout designed to smoke even the fittest of men. Here’s what we did:

The Thang

10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
10 SSHs (IC)

Mosey to the Elementary School drop-off loop

Pattern was 10 at the first stop, 15 at the second, 20 at the third, and 25 at the fourth
Exercises were:

Merkins
Calf Raises
Squats
Overhead Claps

Grab a chair for the Mr. McConaughey Workout (11s with Incline Merkins (IC) and Dips).

From the book “Greenlights” by Matthew McConaughey, pages 43-44: As a kid, my favorite TV show was The Incredible Hulk starring Lou Ferrigno. I marveled at his muscles and would pose in front of the TV with my shirt off, arms bent, fists high, doing my best bulging body-builder biceps impersonation. One night Dad saw me. “What are you doin, son?” he asked. “One day I’m gonna have muscles like that, Dad,” I said, motioning to the TV screen. “Big baseball-size biceps!” Dad chuckled, then took off his shirt, matched my pose in front of the tube, and said, “Yeah, big biceps make the girls scream and they sure look good, but that ol’ boy on the TV, he’s so muscle-bound he can’t even reach around to wipe his own ass…the biceps? They’re just for show.” He then slowly lowered both his arms in front of him, straightened them out with his fists to the floor, then he twisted his arms to the inside, and flexed a pair of massive triceps muscles. “Now the tri-cep, son,” he said, this time pointing his nose back and forth toward the bulging muscles on the back of his upper arms, “that’s the work muscle, that’s the muscle that puts food on the table and the roof over your head. The tri-ceps? They’re for dough.” My dad would take the stockroom over the showroom any day.

Mosey to the track

Run a lap and 10 Burpees (x4)

Mosey to Covered Walkway

Peoples Chair
10 Head, Knees, Toes (IC)
BTTW on a long 10-Count
10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)

Mosey to COT

NMM
The Mr. McConaughey story resonated with me. How much emphasis do we men put on the “show” muscles? You know, the new car, the house, the vacation…the good stuff we put on social media. How much time do we spend trying to impress others with the highlights we put online? Shouldn’t we instead focus on the “dough” muscles? You know, providing love, comfort, and support for our wife and children. At the end of the day, what really matters is those moments with the ones we love. My kids don’t care what I drive. They just want me to play with them. My wife doesn’t require a Caribbean vacation. She just wants me to listen and be plugged in to my family, and not my phone.

Maybe we are focusing on the wrong muscles. Maybe we should be working our “try”ceps a little more. Maybe Mr. McConaughey was onto something.

Aye!
Italian Job

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Running with Burpees

WARMUP: PAX were disclaimed.  That is all.
THE THANG: 3.5 Mile route with 10 burpees every 1/4 mile. X marked the burpee spots. Speedy PAX got 4 miles and change. Us mere mortals did not.
MARY: 4 minutes of stretching with Stang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were announced
COT: Prayers and praises were offered

YHC is grateful for a tremendous group of HIM to help in acceleration and staying on the right path. The cooler temps and lower humidity was a blessing to start the week. Thanks to Badlands for the Q spot. It is always a privilege to lead.

Honored,
👁

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TWSS at Pantheon

Ran around with 10 stops.
Each stop we did:
10 Merkins
9 squats
8 LBCs
7 CDDs
6 Jump Squats
5 🇺🇸 🔨
4 HR merkins
3 jump lunges
2 flutters
1 burpee

2ish miles

A few sets of 10 bomb jacks thrown in

Prayers for kiddo’s health
Praise for our kiddo’s and our parents’ health

Great work by all PAX present!

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Co-Q at the Colosseum

It was warm and humid this morning at the Colosseum. I led the first 22.5 and Dark Helmet was set to take the second half. 10 Bootcampers were joined by Maximas, Gears and Vuvuzela who went running OYO.  

I led us off with a quick 10 SSH and then moseyed to my portion of the workout.

I wanted to do something hard but self contained. The first workout that came to mind was Iron Pax 2019 Week 1: The Killer B’s.  

Starting at Cone 1 you broad jump 10 yards to cone 2. Complete 10 burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, and 10 Big Boy Situps-
Broad Jump to cone 3 and repeat the exercises and the reps. Broad Jump to Cone 4 repeat the exercises and the reps.

Once through the cones YHC gave everyone the option to either BearCrawl back or Sprint back. (if you were seen not sprinting I blew the whistle and the offending PAX was given 5 burpees OYO) I only blew the whistle once….on myself because I love burpees apparently.

Our goal was to get through 4 times in the 20ish minutes. I’m happy to say everyone worked hard and we got through it.

Once my time was up Dark Helmet took over and we moseyed down towards the school entrance. He handed us all a pen/marker and some paper and asked us to write a message to Decibel and his son Noah who is recovering from an operation. Once we all wrote down our messages we then raced to his office to put the messages on the door. The first one there got to pick the routine for the next portion of the workout.

After a loooong mosey up the hill where YHC HR hit 190 I was able to get to the office first and got the chance to pick the next part of the workout. Starting at the top of the hill we ran back and did 15 merkins and 25 4-CT clutters 4 different cones.

At that point we were getting close to 6 and we all made a jailbreak to COT. We were reunited with the runners who I think did 7ish miles and joined in on some LBC’s and Hello Dolly’s as we hit 6:00.

Announcements included F3 Dads, the Site Change of the Swamp, and a makeup of the Misogi. Prayers for health, mental, physical and spiritual.

Always great to Q and especially grateful for partnering with DOAH today. Thanks to all who showed!

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A Happy Hour Hustle

WARMUP: Happy Hour brought his Cleveland charm and hockey player grit today as he delivered a solid warm up, including burpees, merkins and big boys among others. He had the pax laughing and Slapshot doling out compliments in his AAR. Thanks for stepping up! Great work!

THE THANG:
Mosey to picnic area for some 11s with Dips and Derkins. Bobber led the Mumblechatter about some crazy Merkin count from Shady at Bushwood, but nobody listened. Poppins dutifully nodded next to Bobber as any good Site Q would do to make the pax feel welcome.

Mosey to soccer field for Leg Day!
Run all the way across the field stopping at three light poles for 10-20-30 reps of an exercise then sprint to the end. wait for the six then repeat on the way back with the next exercise .

Squats
Humpers
Calf raises
Backward lunges
Apollo Onos
Ski jumps

Partner up:
Partner 1 run around the entry loop
Partner 2 burpees
Flapjack and work toward 100 reps combined

Omaha after 2 rounds to squeeze in some Mary

MARY:
Flutter kicks
Penguins
Superman

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel shelter team is full!
F3 Dads starts Sat 6/11 (with popsicles and Slapshot in Q)
QSource starts up 6/21 at Baxter Starbucks 6.20-6.45
The Swamp’s last day at Rivergate is Fri 6/10. It moves to McGospel site (TC HT) as of 6/17.

COT: Great energy among the group today! Good to see the strong support for Happy Hour. Can’t wait to see his first full Q! Message today around Hope was aimed at challenging each of us to reflect on where we place our hope — is it your own ability, government, employer, money, your friends, family, etc….they will fail you. They’re all human constructs and thus flawed and faulty. Dig deep and anchor your hope in something/someone outside yourself and the everyday world you see around you. For me, that’s my creator, who loved me and believed in me before I ever took a breath. Find that solid rock that won’t fail you.

Thanks to all, especially Poppins and Happy Hour this morning.

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Merkin fest

WARMUP: SSH IC 15, Windmill IC 15, Moroccan Nightclub IC 15, Strawberry picker IC 15, MH IC 15, mosey
THE THANG: Station 1:
Merkin IC 15
LBC IC 15
Mosey
Station 2:
LBC IC 15
LSS IC 15
Mosey
Station 3:
Randomizer x2
Mosey

Repeat

MARY: seal jack, high knee, leg cross over
ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ YOUR NEWSLETTER!!!
COT:

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The Pain Train

The morning was dark and thick in The Fort, and we could see the glimmer of a soft glow in the distance. It was the flickering light of the pain train, and it was headed straight towards us at an incredible rate. All we could do is brace for what was about to pull into the station.

Warmup:

1 Lap Around the school lot
10 Side Straddle Hops
10 Windmills – aka The Trucker
10 Cherry Pickers
10 Merkins
Up Dog/Honeymooner
The Leg Up Hip Thruster (Crowd Pleaser)

We moseyed over to the front of the school for some Wall Bulgarian Split Squats (left then right legs). The timer was an Indian Bear Crawl.

Moseyed over to the back of the school for a little 1st & 10.

The Thang:

There was cones lined up every 10 yards to represent the 10 yard markers on a football field. After each round we would do a lap around the track.

Round 1 – Cone 1 – 10 Burpees

Round 2 – Cone 1 & 2 – 10 Burpees & 20 CDDs

Round 3 – Cone 1, 2, & 3 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats

Round 4 – Cone 1, 2, 3, & 4 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters

Round 5 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises

Round 6 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters

Round 7 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, & 7 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats

Round 8 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, & 8 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s

Round 9 – Cone 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, & 9 – 10 Burpees, 20 CDDs, 30 Squats, 40 Flutters, 50 Clave Raises, 40 Flutters, 30 Squats, 20 CDD’s, 10 Burpees

Ran/Bear Crawled to COT for prayers and praises.

Welcome FNG Snooze Button.

JWOW

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Not Your Norm

WARMUP: Alternating side shuffles to the back lot. No regular jogging or any of that other nonsense!!
5 Jumps Squats. 10 Merkins I/C, 15 Should Taps I/C. 20 Peter Parkers I/C. 25 Calf Raises I/C.
THE THANG: Starting at the first light pole, NUR (backwards run) up the long hill stopping at every other light pole for 10 Carolina Dry Docks & 15 American Hammers.
Run back down to the 1/2 wall for 25 Muscle Ups on the wall.
Come back to the parking lot and line up on the cones.
Run to the second basketball goal and back to the starting line (est 70yds total) for 5 Burpees. Repeat this 9 more times for a total of 10 rounds.
MARY: Once completed, we executed a few slow cadence, form-focused exercises.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: There’s a newsletter, read it. FNG naming didn’t take long. These 2 men, now known as Yogi & White Hot were hustling this morning. T-claps to Shower Curtain with an assist from Long Duck on bringing them out.
COT: It stays there.

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10-10-10

Mosey
Brayden neighborhood warmup lap w/ stretch
NUR uphill with 10-10-10 pain stations
Mosey back to COT
Island 11s – Merkins and LBCs (parking lot)
2 laps around earth fare
Abs at COT
Back to COT

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