Little Moist Fathers Day tribute

WARMUP:
Couple of exercises in the COP to loosen up the PAX
Then dynamic around the WEP path with stops along the way for some more exercise moves
Back to main lot where DD took over
THE THANG:
Lunge walk up hill with incremental squats at each light pole 5,10,15,20,25,30
Mosey to hill for Jacob ladder
1burpee 5 donkey kicks

Back to CB where we headed to the playground
Partner 1 – swing crunches
Partner 2 – lap around playground
Swap for 3 rounds
Partner 1 – dips
Partner 2 – lap
Swap for 3 rounds

Back to DD
Circle up for some
Knee tar jai up to 5 rounds
Then into
MAK tar jai for full 9 rounds :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Back to COT

MARY: Is the Mother of Jesus
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nov 7 bourbon tasting
July 4 convergence
The Barry July 22
COT:
Good dads bad dads they all teach us something
Take from it and share with next generation
Be the servant leader you were made to be and love your wives and kids and yourself 3rd #iam3rd

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Chick Filet and Cards

It was a rainy morning in The Fort so we headed for cover under the Chick Filet drive through. We were hoping to get free handouts of Chicken Mini’s, but the only thing on the menu this morning was the deck of pain.

Thang:
:heart: Squats
:diamonds: Merkins
:spades: CDDs
:clubs: Flutters
:black_joker: Burpees
Jack – Run a lap

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

Jwow

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Donkey Kong

WARMUP:
– yes…at our age we all should do at least some of that!
THE THANG:
– “kick like a Donkey and pull like a Mule”
– Clickbait smoked our shoulders and arms while Grinder had a cardio and core focus.
MARY:
– we all tried to EH an FNG at the end, success TBD #GiveItAway
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Mumble chattah at the Burn

WARMUP: SSH, Squats, Imperial, Cherry Pickers, Nightclubs, Mosey with Tot soldiers and Lunge Walk
THE THANG: 11s w Merks and BigBoys, Squats and LBCs. 4 corners with 2 exercises at each corner ( Starfish style) w 5x BombJax and Donk Kicks in the middle.
Finished with wall sit while 2 pax jumped out and completed 3 partner merkins.
5 mins of Mary was a hit!

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare and newsletter.
COT: Prayers and Praises for F3 and fellowship.

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Two Qs Walk Into The Fort… One Brought Coupons, The Other Brought Regret

Conditions: Humid, heavy, and perfect for the grind

Warm-Up (Cornerstone on Q):
– 10 Windmills
– 10 Cherry Pickers
The Thigh Fryer (3 Sets):
– 20 Squats
– 20 Merkins

EMOM Hill Burn (4 Rounds – 12 Minutes Total):
Every 2 minutes:
– Run ~200m to the top of the hill
– 10 Mike Tysons
– Kraken Burpees until the timer ends
– 1 min rest between rounds

Slowsy to the car for coupons and made our way to the amphitheater for some station-based brutality:

Coupon Circuit – 45 sec work / 15 sec rest (8 Stations):
– Alternating One-Arm KB Swings
– Wall Ball Squats
– KB Curls
– Slam Ball Smashes
– KB Goblet Squats
– Dumbbell Lateral Raise → Front Raise
– Sandbag Deadlifts
– Sandbag Sit-Ups

Half-Time Substitution: Cuomo on Q

Playground Pain – “5/31 Special” (6 Rounds):
Each round:
– 5 Pull-Ups
– 31 of the following (new one each round):
– LBCs
– American Hammers
– Big Boys
– Flutters
– Boats & Canoes
– Mountain Climbers
– Lap after each set
Finisher – Modified Elevens on the Hill (aka Sixes):
– Bottom: Carolina Dry Docks
– Top: Overhead Claps

Time Called: Right on schedule

Moleskine: Cornerstone brought the burn, Cuomo brought the creativity, and the PAX brought the grit. Solid mix of cardio, strength, and coordination. The coupons didn’t disappoint and neither did the effort. Strong push all around.

COT: Prayers and Praises

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Crab Sack

Two Qs at The Fort
Fishstix Q:
Lap around the park stopping at each swing for warm – ups (SSHs, IWs, WMs, HBWs, MNCs). Stopped at the hill near the monument for a motified Dora. Both partners performed the standard exercises (Merkins, Squats, LBCs). At the completion of half the total reps (50, 100, 150), we moved to the top of the hill. First round was a run, second- wheelbarrow, third – bear crawl. With a few minutes left, we moseyed back to the theater for a few minutes of wall sits, bear crawl merkins.

Cohiba Q:
Ran to each swing and performed the number of reps with the number on the top of the swings by doing burpees, seal jacks, and Lunges at each swing. We started with 9 reps and went down to 1 rep. After the last swing we ran to the front of the amphitheater and did 3 Rounds of 10 reps each of Merkins and jump squats then during Round 1 after the exercises we bear crawl to a concrete pad and back, during Round 2 we did the same exercises with a crab walk to the concrete pad and back, and during Round 3 we did the same exercises with a Run to the concrete pad with a Nur on the way back. Then we just ran 1 loop around the park to COT
Mary: American Hammers until the time was up.

We work hard and had alot of laughs. While we were crab walking. I shared a story about a friend who was crabbing. If you haven’t tried it, it should be on your bucket list My friend caught a crab in his net and attempted to dislodge it from the net into a bucket. Unfortunately, when it flew off the net, it grabbed on to the first thing it hit, his nut sack. One in a million shot.

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The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off

WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down
THE THANG:
Round 1: 10-min AMRAP
10 x KBS
10 x KB squats
10 x KB deadlifts
10 x KB clean and jerk

Round 2: 25-min of suffering

PAX circle up at bottom of the hill.
Non-stop KB swings, accumulate as many as possible – every time you stop swinging you complete:
5x burpees
10x merkins
15x squats
Resume swinging

Meanwhile…pax take turns carrying heavy objects up the hill to the speed bump. Options included:
100lb sandy nut sack
60lb sandy hog (sand bag)

Everyone worked hard, everyone complained, everyone got better

MARY:
LBCs
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes there were several

COT: Had to be there

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