Shoulders are overrated

WARMUP: Merkins, shoulder taps, mountain climbers
THE THANG: 5 rounds of Tabata. Chest press flutters, front row, oh press left and right, lawnmower pulls. 35 seconds of work and 15 seconds of rest.
MARY: hammers, flutters, Freddy mercury, box cutters, protractor
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bruttaly Sweet Revenge

WARMUP: Dynamic warmup by running around the perimeter of the COT parking lot performing high knees, butt kickers, and Karaoke on both sides.
THE THANG: Experienced a brutal workout at The Badger on Monday and it became the inspiration for the following.
Complete 10 rounds by the ROTC building near the pullup bars
10 Pull Ups
15 OH Presses w/Cindy
15 Squats w/Cindy
15 KB Swings w/Cindy
15 Big Boys w/Cindy
Then run down to the bottom of the hill and perform 2 Kraken burpees on your first trip. When you completed the Kraken burpees run back to the top of the hill and repeat. Every time you come down to the bottom of the hill increase the Kraken burpee reps by 2. Some of us made it to round 7, most of us finished on rounds 5 or 6. All of us got our moneys worth.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter and charities
COT: Lots of prayer requests for healing!

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Pull up your zipper

WARMUP: run to old Hardy’s and do something while waiting for the six
THE THANG: the zipper run to Elliot street turn right. Run to Unity turn left. Do 10 merkins and 15 squats run to pine turn right and repeat till you run out of time.
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: to many to list. Call pusher
COT: prayers and praises.

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Hope you brought your running shoes

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, MNC, low slow squats , mosey
THE THANG: Do reps of exercise at one station, run a lap and decrease reps by 5(or10) each time around, move to next station when done
Merkins
Squats
Mike Tysons
Lunges
CDD
Hillbilly squats
MARY: American hammers till
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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Spring Training with Cake

WARMUP:
Mosey with stops for
⚾️Toy Soldiers
⚾️Low Slow Squat
⚾️Hill Billy Walkers
⚾️CDDs
⚾️Dips
⚾️Irkins
⚾️StepUps
⚾️partner LBCs, Big Boys, Freddy’s while partner runs out and back

THE THANG:
7 rounds of 8 exercises 10 reps each with lap around track
Jump squats
Merkins
Leg lifts
CDDs
Sumo Squats
Flutters
Donkey Kicks
Burpees
Take a lap

MARY:
Jailbreak back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2D events – check out newsletter

COT:
Prayers for recovery, woman assaulted, new jobs,
Reach out to relationships in your life and let people know you love them

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Trick or Treat at the Hive

WARMUP: Extremely brief and nearly devoid of cadence calling due to the Q having a mostly lost voice.
THE THANG:
The AO was set up with different exercises posted on lampposts lableled as either Tricks or Treats. Workout consisted of 8 rounds. Each round began with a 1 minute AMRAP of a specified exercise. Based on the reps achieved by the group approximately half of the HIM were directed to receive a treat for a high effort number of reps, the other half were directed to select the Trick. The Tricks were consistently worse than the treats but all were KB exercises. In some cases high rep counts would not be conducive to good form and a more random tool was used to split the group such as age (odd/even) or Birth Month (odd even).

Tricks
Manmakers
15 Snatches
15 Clean & Press
Turkish Get ups
Thrusters
Murder Bunnies to next “house”
2 minute plank
Uhauls

Treats
Halos
Goblet Squats
Calf Raises
LBC
Lawnmowers
OH Press
Side Leans
Tri Press

1min AMRAP exercises
Kettle Bell Swings (reps)
Man Makers (random)
Chest Press (reps)
Good Mornings (random)
Pullovers (random)
Deadlifts (random)
Hay-Balers (random)
Curls (reps)

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Site swap p1

Pledge of allegiance. Then down to corner of Main St and Academy. Pretty simple routine today: 10 HR merkins at Main/Academy. Run up Main to Main/160, 10 jump squats. Run to 160/Monroe White, 10 HR merkins. Run to Withers/Watson, 10 jump squats. Run back to start.
Each time you get back to Main/Academy, run the loop in the opposite direction with same exercises.

I think most PAX got between 4 and 5 loops in. Tesla might’ve done 10. It was nice to do something different this morning!

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