Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Anyway but the stinky dumpsters

WARMUP:
We did dynamic warm up
Some moseys some wall work and then back to main parking lot
THE THANG:
9 lanes
10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs at top of each lane run to next one

MARY:
Plank on curb
PAX bear crawl to. End of line …2times with 5 burpees at the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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5 men, no Ark…

It wasn’t so much the heat, as the humidity that was out in force… due to that we drove over to the front of the middle school instead of the typical mosey.

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs

THE THANG: deck of cards
Ace: 1 Burpee and a lap (we went down and back in front of the school twice… mostly under cover)
2-5: Burpees
:diamonds:: Leg Lifts
:heart:: Jump Squats
:spades:: Mountain Climber (4 count)
:clubs:: LBC (4 count)

Made it through most of the deck

COT: Stay safe on first day of school travel

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Full buffet at the Corral

WARMUP: Dynamic warm up of 10 count exercises while moving through parking lot
Wrapped up with some wall work Dips, Step ups and Derkins
THE THANG:
Tega Cay Zipper
9 lanes through parking lot, perform the following at end of each lane
:fire:10merkins
:fire:20 Squats
:fire:30 LBCs

MARY: some plank work with bear crawl’s and finish with 5 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Acceleration by Association

WARMUP: Yes, these are important

THE THANG: Stolen from Old Bay: https://f3thefort.com/2024/02/02/countdown-from-50-bear-crawls/
Although I think Big Boys are dumb, so we did flutters instead

Start on west side behind Lowes: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups flutters
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

MARY: not really. We did do some mobility work at the Tesla Chargers.

NMM: Listen, the crew that showed up today outclassed me by miles on many levels. It was an honor to lead. I hope that by continuing to associate with men like these PAX, I can become a better version of myself. Keep posting!

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Filthy Fifty on Old Farm Rd.

WARMUP:
15 SSH IC
10 Merkins IC

Plank Warmup
Honeymooner to Downward Dog
Plank Jack’s, Shoulder Taps

5 Burpees OYO

Mosey to Old Farm Rd.

THE THANG:
Modified Filthy Fifty
6 Cone Stations along the road.
Ladder Style – Station 1, Run to Station 2, Run back to Station 1, Run to Station 2, Run to Station 3, Run back to Station 1… Etc.
(Didn’t make it to Station 6…)
Round 1:
50 SSH

Round 2:
50 SSH
50 Merkins

Round 3:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS

Round 4:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats

Round 5:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats
50 Plank Jack’s

Round 6:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats
50 Plank Jack’s
50 Burpees

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
20 American Hammers
20 Hello Dolly
20 Flutters
20 BBS

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Stuff the Bus, Blood Drive, Tortise and the Hare

COT:
Show To Know

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7/25 at The Ranch

WARMUP: Mosey to the back lot…SSH, LSS, cherry picker, merkin, Peter Parker, Parker Peter
THE THANG: Mosey to parking lot near the track for a DORA…100 burpees, 200 squats and 300 LBC. MOT for burpees and LBC was bear crawl out and lunge walk back. MOT for squats was run out/back. Mosey to drop off oval at the front of the middle school. We had a board of exercises. Lap around the oval consisted of 4 stops/cones where we did 10 reps of the first exercise. At that point, we ran out of time to work our way down the board on subsequent laps. Mosey back to COT for 5 minutes of Mary.

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Subbing to the oldies

WARMUP: no messing around and got right to business knowing mumblechatter would be strong. Mosey around parking lot and stopped for cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: went to the tire / oil change for some partner work.
Partner 1 AMRAP step ups while partner 2 ran around building. Did this 3x because why not.

Ran through the smell zone to the church for more partner work.

Partner 1 AMRAP decline merkins while partner 2 ran around the circle lot. Did this 2x with round 2 for urkins.

Ran down the street to the fountain for more partner work (and we changed partners at each station I forgot).

Partner 1 flutter while partner 2 NUR up the hill to the fire station (for backdraft) and then ran pack to partner 1. Did this 2x with round 2 being LBC.

Ran up to fire station for 2 min of burpees because…just because.

Back to COT for 3 min of Mary.
MARY: yes, she was done
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and lots going on
COT: complete

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Sweating to the (90’s) oldies

WARMUP: Some Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Windmills & Cherry Pickers… all in cadence… we then moseyed over to the church lot
THE THANG: HIIT 50 seconds on 10 off for 4 exercises then had 2 minutes to lap the lot (which took about 1). Remaining time was rest. We did this until we ran out of time.

– Merkins
– Squats
– Flutter
– Donkey Kicks
– Run
– Box Cutters
– Plank Jack
– Lunges
– Dry Docks
– Run
– Calf Raises
– Mountain Climbers
– Side Straddle Hops
– Al Gore
– Run
– Seal Jacks
– High Knees
– Monkey Humpers
– Freddie Mercury
– Run

Rinse and Repeat

MARY: Some was done until 0600
COT: indeed occurred.

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Dont Try This Alone

Decent weather brought out 6 Pax for an 0630 start. 2 more came in at 0632 after picking deer carcus out of Senator Tressel’s grill…but that’s another story.

WARMUP: Mosey around the park towards our destination, with some stops and work along the way. Destination was the vert ramp on the backside of the ball park. Two steep inclines opposite of each other was where we would spend the next 55ish minutes.
THE THANG: Partner up. Start at bottom of hills and each partner runs opposite way to top and back where you meet for exercises. Rules of engagement were you must run and rep together. Meaning if you run back to the bottom and your partner isn’t there yet you keep running to bring him in. When one partner had all the reps they could take (or you were done with the exercise) then you take off running. No rest/cheerleading here. Exercises were as follows:
– 50 Burpees
– 100 Donkey Kicks
– 150 Squats
– 200 LBC
– 250 Shoulder Press

Pax got done quicker than expected so we got some extra credit in the form of NURing up each hill twice and going through the exercises again, albeit smaller rep count. Same rules applied – we nur and we do the reps together.
MARY: BROGA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Important stuff
COT: Priceless

NMM: Was great to be out leading this morning after a week or so of laziness and not posting. Pax were encouraged to lean into the 2ndF of this great thing called F3. Rather that be shieldlock, whetstone, coffeteria, taco Tuesday or any other form formal or informal. As men we tend to be loaners or surface level with other men. You are missing a HUGE benefit of F3 if you’re not accelerating 2ndF.

Was truly an honor. Divac out.

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