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The Yard – 3 Aug 2024

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WARMUP: We did.
THE THANG:

There was a lot of back and forth down the field and back with 6-inch holds and exercises and such. Threw in some burpees, and partner carries, and bear crawls. It’s all Julie Andrews and my favorite things… that’s for Band Camp…

Went up to the parking lot track and did some more exercises and loops on the track.

– JCruise took a dump on the 50-yard line and blamed it on the dog. Or maybe it was the other way around… I forget
– FunHouse died of dysentery on his way back across the expansive plains to his home, Oregon Trail style…
– Spider-Man changed into his (not present) shirt after the workout…
– Gears went sleeveless to show off his newly acquired Hawaiian tan…
– Maximus was glad we didn’t do 81 burpees to start our workout…
– Tapout (11) carried Headspin for 50 yards, thus reinforcing my statement about being grown f-ing men. But he promises to keep himself in check in front of his mom…
– Time Machine loves ducks. Like, it might be an unhealthy focus of his life…
– Drop Thrill knows how to keep a man humble…
– 3D (if you haven’t noticed) is accelerating whilst shedding his former self…
– Suplex agrees that we don’t use the word “whilst” nearly enough…
– Yoyo Ma was the War Daddy today. He won’t read this, so I can write whatever I want about him…
– Sprocket continues to fill out his rewards card. Just a few more punches and I think he gets one free workout. Or an ice cream cake or something like that…
– Ruby Slippers loved doing a 6-inch hold. I’ll just leave that there.

When truth pulls up next to you in its limo, rolls down the window and asks you if you have any Grey Poupon, you can pass it this report as a substitute.
no poop was actually created or discovered at the 50 or any other yard line.
no Poupon was actually created or discovered at the 50 either…

MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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This one is for Halfway…

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WARMUP: We lifted rocks and stuff
THE THANG: We ran to Sonic the long way and did a Dee WOD
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

My name is Band Camp and I read backblasts for fun and enlightenment.

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Subbing to the oldies

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WARMUP: no messing around and got right to business knowing mumblechatter would be strong. Mosey around parking lot and stopped for cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: went to the tire / oil change for some partner work.
Partner 1 AMRAP step ups while partner 2 ran around building. Did this 3x because why not.

Ran through the smell zone to the church for more partner work.

Partner 1 AMRAP decline merkins while partner 2 ran around the circle lot. Did this 2x with round 2 for urkins.

Ran down the street to the fountain for more partner work (and we changed partners at each station I forgot).

Partner 1 flutter while partner 2 NUR up the hill to the fire station (for backdraft) and then ran pack to partner 1. Did this 2x with round 2 being LBC.

Ran up to fire station for 2 min of burpees because…just because.

Back to COT for 3 min of Mary.
MARY: yes, she was done
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and lots going on
COT: complete

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BLIMPS Loops

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WARMUP:
None

THE THANG:
Pax to run loops around Veteran’s Park (N. White to FMRX, around Clebourne to Main, Down Main back to Veteran’s Park).
4 stops along the way. First stop is 2 reps. Second is 4, then 6, then 8. Each loop is a different exercise:

Burpees
LBCs (4 count)
Imperial Walkers (4 count)
Merkins (4 count)
PlankJacks (4 count)
SSH (4 count)

Speedsters, rinse and repeat.

MARY:
Flutters and Freddies until the 6 came in.

Great work by all pax. Some did their own thing, but all were sweating it out this humid morning that teased us with a breeze every once in a while.

Thanks FunHouse for the opportunity to lead.

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Smokin Frat Party

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocon NC, Strawberry Pickers, and Broga
THE THANG:
Phase 1: Cheese Shredder
Phase 2: Ladder:
Round 1 – Burpees from Goal Line to 50 Yard line with reps at every 10 yard line starting at 1 rep at the 10 until 5 reps at the 50. Mode of transportation is Bear Crawl.
Round 2 – Burpees + Merkins from Goal Line to 50 Yard line with reps at every 10 yard line starting at 1 rep at the 10 until 5 reps at the 50. Mode of transportation is Lunges.
Round 3 – Burpees + Merkins + Bomb Jacks from Goal Line to 50 Yard line with reps at every 10 yard line starting at 1 rep at the 10 until 5 reps at the 50. Mode of transportation is Crab Walks.
Round 4 – Burpees + Merkins + Bomb Jacks + Peter Parkers from Goal Line to 50 Yard line with reps at every 10 yard line starting at 1 rep at the 10 until 5 reps at the 50. Mode of transportation is Crawl Bear.
Phase 3: Indian Run for 1/4 of a mile
MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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LOREDO

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WARMUP: Mosey to the bottom of the hill past the ROTC building for some plank-position exercises. Mosey to the pull-up bars.
6 Pull-Ups & 6 Burpees
Repeat for 3 total rounds
THE THANG:
Make our way to the track. We are here to remember US Army Staff Sergeant Edward Loredo.
6 Rounds
24 Squats
24 Merkins
24 Walking Lunges (12ea leg)
Run 400m

When all finished, line up on the goal line.
Bear crawl 100yds to the other goal line for 30 American Hammers (15 – 4ct)
Crawl bear back to the starting goal line.

MARY: Included throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 State of the Nation July 16
Community 5k, various Q announcements, read the newsletter
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Iron Pax-esque

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WARMUP:
SSH x 10, IW x 10, Merkins (IC) x 10, Downward Dog, Peter Parker x 10, Upward Dog.

THE THANG:
Stations were set up in a T shape where “Home Base” is at the intersection of the 3 points.

Round 1
15 burpees at “Home Base”
Bear crawl ~ 25yds to station 1 do 15 merkins
Jog back to home base

15 burpees at “Home Base”
Lunge walk ~ 25yds to station 2 and do 10 hang cleans w/ sandbag (5 each arm if using KB’s)
Jog back to home base

15 burpees at “Home Base”
Broad jump ~ 25yds to station 3 and do 10 sit up get ups
Jog back to home base

Round 2
Following the same modes of transportation,
10 burpees at home base
25 merkins at station 1
20 hang cleans at station 2
15 sit up get ups at station 3

Round 3
Following the same modes of transportation,
5 burpees at home base
35 merkins at station 1
30 hang cleans at station 2
20 sit up get ups at station 3

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sweaty Barry, Summer CSAUP series, F3 Dad’s

COT: Family and loved ones

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Blame JWOW

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Honestly I was expecting low attendance so I was pleasantly surprised when I start seeing several cars rolling into WEP. JWOW sent me note mid week asking if I’d be willing to bring the junkyards on Saturday so I had to oblige him. After a quick disclaimer the PAX performed some basic warm-ups. Then we moseyed down the path to the bottom of the big grass hill. Split into 3 groups. G1 ran to end of path back toward parking lot and did 10 bomb-jacks. Return to start. G2 nurred up the grass hill, did 10 squats, then returned to start. G3 ran to end of path in other direction, did 10 bomb-jacks, then return to start. Rotate so each group did each section once. Yog down to Harris St park for the fun. I was trying to find decent grass so I thought the outfield would be safe. Partner up. P1 does 8 Junkyard dogs while P2 is alternating between high and low plank. Then partner push to other side, P2 does the JYDs then partner push back. JYDs are P1 does burpee, then dives under P2 whose holding high plank, then when P1 stands up P2 goes into low plank and P1 jump over. Simple but stupid. The plan was for 3 sets of 8 but after much chatter we went 8 ,6, then 4. I thought this spot was decent but apparently Slow Jams found the one massive fire ant hill and got about 100 bites.
Yog over to base of Harris St. Next movement was run up Harris St stopping at every other power pole for 10 merkins, 10 squats, and 10 froggers (deconstructed burpees). The plan was to do some more group work at church on top of hill but we were a little tight on time so started back to park. 5 bomb-backs, 5 seal-jacks, and 5 plank jacks at every other power pole. Few mins left for 2 all you got sprints up small hills in park. It was a super humid day so I wasn’t the only PAX looking like a sweaty mess at the end. Apparently the JYDs got a zero star review afterwards and I got a nice text from Spiderman calling me an asshole for spiking his heart rate by running up Harris St. So it was a great morning. Thanks for everyone that posted and thanks to JWOW for giving me the nod.

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27th Badger of 2024

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16 at for the Clovis.

150 burpee pull-up
10 mile run
Partition as desired. We did 15 burpee-pull-ups and run 1 mile. Rinse and repeat

One of the simplest and hardest workouts. Nobody finished even half of it

– ’s shoulders have to bear the weight of his arms
– left early in protest
– wants to know if anyone’s finished that workout ever
– is crushing it. Keys to success: being a site Q
– we lost only to find him right at name-o-rama (introvert energy)
– didn’t ask if I wanted to carpool
– & batflipped to some Mary a tad early
– is ’s medical consult
– believes retribution will be had at his VQ on Friday
– took the over
– hardest working Gen Zer in the Fort?
– couldn’t be caught (by me at least) on the last mile

Listen, you could rub your overheating body against the ROTC building because the condensation on the outside wall is much cooler than the air temperature. But it still won’t make burpee pull-ups easy, nor will it verify this report better than , , or

But they’d have to check slack to make it happen….

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