30 minutes is enough

WARMUP: 10 ssh, 5 merkin x 3
THE THANG: burpee broad jump and nur suicides to the 30. Plank hold. 30 flutters. Mosey to benches for 10 burpee jump overs. To the pull up bars for four rounds of 5 pull ups and plank hold until your turn. Finish off with a partner bear crawl/crawl bear up the hill and 15 slow cadence merkins.
MARY: no.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some.
COT: 3rd f – on Perseverance & Routine needed to weather the Flux (in the batting Barn)

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Painful 8

WARMUP: Stretching, windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: Mosey to HS, in the parking lot, established the figure 8 we would run around islands. Started the Painful 8 Ladder:
8 Burpees
16 Merkins
24 LBC’s
32 LSS
40 Grave Diggers
48 Flutters
56 SSH
64 Shoulder Taps
Run the figure 8 after each round and progress back up the ladder to the next wrung.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Canoli 5K
COT: Kids, 2.0, What are you living for?

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4-Square fun at The Yard

WARMUP: SSH, ImpWalk, Windmills, yoga-Merkins

THE THANG:

Appetizer:  
• Buy-in: 10 Lt. Dan (IC)
◦ OYO after this
• To end of lot: “Cocaine Bear crawl“
◦ Every powder-lines x 1-2 merkin each…
• Cash out: 10 Lt. Dan OYO

First course:

Dribble Sprints Fun
• PAX in a circle.
• 1 PAX dribbles 2 basketballs ? around the circle while everyone else performs the following exercises:
◦ SSH, LBC, WM, IW, HW, etc.

Second course:

Caterpillar-Relay” –  -ball-pass Indian runs: pax lay head-to-foot in long line, using only feet, pass ball over head, then jump up, run to join end of line.

Main course 4-square (Basket-Ballz); sidewalk chalk to seal & # 2 spaces, timer. 1 min. On/20 sec. Off. [alt: “Triangle of Doom” if fewer PAX]
• 4 pax play ES/MS style 4-square.
• Whoever is out moseys a lap before joining end of Queue
• Extra pax in Queue doing pain during 1-min & resting / shifting up during 20 seconds
• Queue stations go easiest to hardest (I.e. #1 in line does MNC)
• 1-MNC, 2-windmills,3-Imp.Walkers, 4-LSSquats….

MARY: one legged LBC complex, Shakira

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luca 5K, cannoli run in May, other newsletter items

COT: held… Praises for youth sports victories and 2.0 birthdays

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Charon’s Galley 2.0 / our Role as dads

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, Merkins
THE THANG: MOT #1: Charon’s Galley (4 pax)
Alt at each 50 yard increment for Pain Station
MOT #2: Other Pax…. Farmer’s Carry 2 Cindies

Stations (@ each 50 yard swap)
S.1:  Tower of Power – each pax gets in 5…. SSH while waiting turn

S.2: gorilla Rows – 10- each … Windmills while waiting turn

S.3: Goblet – thrusters Squats –  SYADS  – 10-each…. MNC w/ Calf Raise 

S.4: Step-Up-Curls – 10 each leg …. Cherry Pickers while waiting

S.5: Step-up-Thrusters – 10 each leg … HillBilly Walkers while waiting

S.6: Heel-Tuck WWIII Big Boys – Tuck heels close to butt, put toes in a coupon, then in the reclined position, do a coupon press, then sit up with coupon on chest and then do another coupon press
Imperial Walkers while waiting

MARY: not today my friend; maybe another time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luca 5K, read newsletter

COT: 30 minutes worth , directed by Change Order… Our role as father’s in the various stages of our 2.0 lives

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Toxicly Masculine Coaches Box

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins & stuff
THE THANG: 4 corners (merkins, squats, etc..)
50 yard sprints alternating w/ burpees

MARY: 1-leg LBC complex, other ab-ie stuff
ANNOUNCEMENTS: too long ago, probably about stuff that’s happened since…
COT: yup – 30 min. worth – mostly around defining “man” in today’s context & looking at what to emulate / discard when viewing our own dads

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Monkeying Around at the Snake Pit

WARMUP: SSH, Cpickers, MNC-w/ calf-raise, sit-out-Burpees

THE THANG:
Round-1: IC (6ct.): Squat-knees to press

Pyramid: RSwing, Am.Swing, Catch/Goblet, squat, Sqt-Thrust, (switch grip), Deadlift
– set for rep count… progress up to 5 & back

Shuffle over to Tire Station

Rnd-2: Monkey-King series on elevated tires (10 each exercise)
– alternating one arm, dead lift to chest
– Deep squat-2-arm front raise
– Alternating one arm snatch
– Alternating one arm, clean
– Eye of Sauron: explosive deep squat, (2-hand snatch)

Rnd-3: Dora – 1 pax rolls tire up hill… flips it back down … then swap
Other pax:
– 100 Goblet squat to Halo (alt. 1x-ct)
– 100 Deadman-to-Barbarian

MARY: 10 KB-BBSU

ANNOUNCEMENTS: QvQ, Luka-5k

COT: held… prayers for being present w families, job security… other stuff

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