Redstone Suicides

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Suicide runs to each island. From curb to island 1 do the work run back to the curb then to island 2 and back continuing that pattern until island 6 then work it in reverse until you get back island 1.
Island 1: 5 burpees
Island 2: 5 burpees 10 merkins
Island 3: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys
Island 4: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats
Island 5: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges
Island 6: 5 burpees 10 merkins 15 big boys 20 squats 30 lunges 40 mountain climbers.

6 minutes of brobility
MARY: Plank, J-lo’s – flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: announcements made
COT: ended in prayer

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You can daraleek my hand release merkins

WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP)
THE THANG: Old school go time.
Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats.
The route: started at crossing on main -> down academy to the 4 corners -> up the hill to the glass filled parking lot -> print shop getting 5 pull ups in -> back to crossings on main -> up the Massey hill to the parking lot -> little bay Jesus church lot -> down ardrey and past WEP to the chain parking lot -> then all the way down to Kanawha past the gas station (I had to look the name up) -> Leonides to Spratt -> McKenzie to Ardrey to LBJ lot again -> chain parking lot, again -> Massey hill and parking lot, again -> COT
MARY: we did flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16 CSAUP, BRR – that’s all you need to know
COT: families of kids going back to school, parents getting older

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King of Ring – IPC Style

Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Questioned what we do in the gloom

WARMUP: mosey to band lot
20 SSH
10 imperial walkers
10 hill Billy walkers
10 cherry pickers
10 merkins
Calf stretch
Down/up dog

THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up

Partner work. Partner 1 runs while 2 exercises
– 100 durkins
– 150 step ups
– 200 in-n-outs on bleachers

Parking lot partner work
Partner 1 exercises across lot while partner 2 runs to gate and picks up where partner 1 got to. Bear crawls and lunges

Indian run back up the hill by fields to cot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D and break the dam coming up. Libberity must of hit HC in his dreams
COT: prayers for family, pets and surviving another stagecoach bootcamp

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Not A Moderate Workout

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:

1. Light Poles:
Light Pole 1: 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2: 15 Jump Squats
Light Pole 3: 20 Big Boys
Light Pole 4: 25 Calf Raises
➡ MOT: Lap 1: Mosey between poles, Lap 2: Bear Crawl between poles, Lap 3: Crab Walk between poles

2. Partner Work Benches:
P1: 20 Incline Merkins
P2: Run up and back on from Cone to cone
Repeat with:
20 Decline Merkins
20 Step Ups
20 Tricep Dips

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Peter Parkers
200 Lunges
300 Seal Jacks
➡ One partner works, the other jogs from Cone to cone.

Announcements:
Read your newsletter

COT:
Prayers and Praises

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Big Deck

WARMUP: CP, WM HW and the “other walker”
THE THANG: mosey to the CFA parking lot where a giant deck of cards was found. Board was also conveniently located on a rock. After shuffling we took turns pulling cards and doing what the board said to do
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup and Cannoli run
COT:

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