WorldsBestMerkin

WARMUP: plank
THE THANG:
World’s greatest push-up, bear crawls, power skips, fire hydrants, sprinting up the hill
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome to the new guy Rocco who carried a water bottle around the whole workout so we named him after a Waterboy reference Boucher
COT:

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Deconstructed Burpee Ladder

WARMUP: Quick lap around the main parking lot (not going behind the stores), then circle up for the following, 10 of each:
– SSH
– WM
– IW
– MNC
– Strawberry pickers
Then mosey not too far from COT for….
THE THANG:
Ladder of Deconstructed Burpees
A loop of .25 mile was set up, the same one we used as a warmup.
Do the exercises, then run the loop. The idea was in each round, you do an exercise that is part of the standard burpee.

Ascending ladder (run a lap between each round)
Round 1: 1 burpee + 10 hand-touch squats
Round 2: 2 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions
Round 3: 3 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins
Round 4: 4 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins + 10 jump squats w OH clap
Descending the ladder (run a lap between each round)
>> Take off 1 burpee and 1 exercise
Round 5: 3 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions + 10 merkins
Round 6: 2 burpees + 10 hand-touch squats + 10 plank w leg crunch/extensions
Round 7: 1 burpee + 10 hand-touch squats
>> Rinse and repeat

Everyone got 2 full completions of this, and completed another full ascension. Some started on another descension and completed that too. Overall everyone, except me, got at least 3 miles. Good push by everyone.
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Mentioned some of the things in the newsletter. Read it. Get involved.
COT: Alot lifted up.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.
-NASA

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Full Maltz

WARMUP: some light yoga and warm up exercises. Honored Master Sergeant Michael Maltz
THE THANG: 1) Run 400 M 2) 25 Pull ups 3) farmers carry two cinder blocks down the hill and back 4) 25 dips 5) 50 push ups 6) 25 knees to chest 7) 50 lbcs 8) Run 400 M – then repeat a 2nd round
MARY: flutters, pickle pointers, hello dolly, v ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: fireside fellowship upcoming 2nd F event
COT: marriages, kids, patience

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Sandbag Racing

WARMUP: ssh, burpees, low slow squat, windmill
THE THANG:
PAX divide into 2 teams with a 60lb sandbag each team. Mosey to football field.

Race #1: PAX do 5 merkins every 10 yards. One PAX does sandbag throw for 10 yards, rotate PAX throwing. At endzone, each time run 1 lap with the bag back to endzone. Coming back down the field, 5 squats every 10 yards with reverse overhead bag throws.

Race #2: Bear crawl with one pax dragging the bag. Rotate as needed. Run 1 lap. Crawl bear coming back with bag.

Race #3: walking lunge going down the field. Run a lap with bag. Nur coming back with reverse bag drag.

MARY: briefly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes

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Recovery is Required

loops of the Baxter green. Slack giving me fits so that’s all you get. You shoulda been there.

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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It certainly wasn’t hot

WARMUP: 3 gathered in the wet because they decided today was a day to get a little better. We took off towards the engineering building where the mini wall is located and did SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squats, merkins. 5 minutes into the workout and we were already wet so we were definitely committed to the weather.
THE THANG: Made our way over to WEP for some old school drill bits.
At each drill bit which are now bench swings, we did 1 exercise but added an exercise and count at each new swing.
– 10 bombjacks
– 20 diamond merkins
– 30 American hammers
– 40 squats
– 50 flutters
– 60 calve raises

The last 2 swings we just did the flutters and calves.

Ran back to the small wall for 2 sets of: 20 step ups, 20 dips, 20 derkins (only 10 derkins for the second round).

Ran down to the small parking lot for a wall sit where each guy stepped out to do 2 burpees and then rinse and repeat. Then back to COT.
MARY: 1 round each guy call cadence before time ran out
ANNOUNCEMENTS: men’s shelter
COT: CSPAN style around the group for some prayers and praises.

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Slaying Trout to Trout

WARMUP: Monkey humpers on Main St Blowing Rock :-0
THE THANG: Pax ran like billy goats up and down the mtns and then sharpened each other along with Boone pax and others in 2nd F. Mission accomplished on all fronts!

Don’t miss out on 2026 repeat!

COT: yes, completed pre launch

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Trust falls and Lake Loops

WARMUP: Rucks and get moving

THE THANG: Over 3 miles of fun, fellowship, and work. Out for a few Kingsley Lake Loops with stops of pain. Dips, Ruck Curls, Ruck Tricep pulls, squats, incline merkins, over head carry, farmer carry,

MARY: None she was missed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, HIMs Camp, Trash pickup, Lawn Care

COT: always genuine

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Slaughter Moderate Hug Fest

WARMUP:
– Windmills at hurricane speed
THE THANG:
1. Run to the side parking lot and form groups of 3.
1. One team member at each end of the parking lot doing exercises. One team member running
2. first round LBC and CDD
3. second round Squats are Merkins
4. repeat each round twice.
1. Run to the bleachers
1. Elevens
2. Step us are the bottom -> 2 legs =1
3. Dips at the top
1. Run to the main parking lot
1. Bear crawl to each line and do merkins
2. Suicided back -> Nur their run back
3. Repeat
1. Return to COT

Suplex completed most of the work out with a 30lb vest. Slaugher turned up the pace ensure we are all >1% better.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Naked Gun
– Hero 5K
– Family Care Center
COT:
1. Request made for patience when dealing with kids and loved ones.
2. A PAX had a new baby this week and mother baby are doing well.

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DJ’s & Who Sings this?

WARMUP: Provided by the Site Q, YHC running late from S2S

THE THANG:
Circuit of Movements with 10 Reps each
– Monkey Humpers
– Shoulder Taps
– SSH
– LBC’s
– Kettle Bell Swing
– Over the Shoulder Sand Bag Toss
– Flutter kicks
– American Hammers
After the full set of exercises run to the fire pit and back.
Rinse and repeat

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, HIM Camp, Fort Mill Lawn Care,

COT: Always stays in COT!

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