Christmas Eve 2025



 

 

 

 

Christmas Eve Convergence

Santa has to stay fit enough to travel the world tonight. Let’s GO!!

Details
Location: “Ring of Fire”
Timeline:
0600 – Pre-run 5k (trail and road options)
0630 – Bootcamp
0715 – Message and Coffeteria
0745 – Close

Dark Helmet F3 Nation Nant’an on Q

Deez DOAH Notes:
I don’t get serious very often—pretty much ever—but this convergence has been heavy on my heart as Nant’an of F3 Nation. You usually just see me as the jackwagon you work out with, but this one’s different.

It would mean a lot if you showed up. Bring a guy—FNG or Kotter. We’re going to talk honestly about the state of manliness in our world and what we need to do to accelerate our impact.

Coffeeteria afterward provided by Poppins

A note from Santa traveling in his Time Machine:
Click Here to See the Hype

 

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12 Days of an F3 Christmas

WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, SSH, and some stretchy things then mosey to the front of the theater.
THE THANG:
This Beatdown was brought to you by everyone’s favorite Christmas Song, the 12 Days of Christmas. We went through each exercise as we attempted to sing the song. After each verse we ran approximately 30 yards and back.

On the 1st Day of Christmas, F3 gave to me:
1 burpee a-la-Dunphy

On the 2nd day of Christmas, F3 gave to me:
2 jump squats & 1 burpee a-la-Dunphy

On the 3rd day of Christmas, F3 gave to me: 3 WWIIs, 2 jump squats & 1 burpee a-la-Dunphy
We continued with the 4th day and so on with the following exercises.

4 dry docks
5 LBCs
6 geezers-a-lunging
7 mountains-a-climbing
8 maids-a-merkins
9 americans-a-twisting
10 lords-a-leaping
11 planks-a-jacking
12 Burpees

Headed back to COT. We had enough time to for a 1 minute plank.

ANNOUNCEMENTS were made and Prayers were said

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Miles of OPRAHS Favorite Things

WARMUP: I mean, we just started walking and stuff
THE THANG: Ruck miles (a simple out-and-back on 160 with OPRAHS stops along the way:

OP = Overhead Press x 10 OYO
R = Rows (alt upright/bent over) x 10 OYO
AH = American Hammers
S = Swings

Ran the clock out with a few mins of broga led by <@UH6JME909>

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: thanksgiving day convergence
COT: prayers of thanks for the group and of hope for pax going through times of transition (like YHC).

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Heavy burden

WARMUP: nice and slow. Windmill, cherry picker, imperial walker, SSH

THE THANG:

4-station square. Pax distributed. Perform the prescribed exercises and REPEAT until the heavy carry station is done, then rotate.

1: Heavy Carry 50yds and back
Choose 100lb ball, 72lb Kb, 60lb sandbag

2: Sprint 50yds and mosey back, repeat

3: Strength
5 merkins
10 Carolina dry dock
20 air squats

4: Core
10 dead bug (dying cockroach)
10 LBCs
10 SSH

Repeat until ~5:55

MARY: Core, birdcage 10 count

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: You never know how much time you have left.

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First Annual Tripple T

Who’s ready to get your Pilgram on? This year we will be buttering the PAX a little different at the Thanksgiving Day convergence. We hear all the time that it not about one, we need others, we are stronger together, blah blah blah. This year we will put that to the test with (as far as I know) an F3 first.

Thanksgiving morning you and a team of 3 will see just how strong you are as a group for the first annual Team Turkey Triathlon (Tripple T). The rules are simple

1- get a team of 3 and register it by sending Birdcage a DM

2- Decide which teammate will do which discipline offered at the convergence (Bootcamp, running, Kettlebell)

3- Take the time each teammate earns during their respective event and see who has the fastest collective time at the end

We don’t care how good YOU are, let’s see how good a team you can muster. Your gonna need a runner, a bell swinger, and a boot camper. Choose wisely.

….and for you guys just wanting to post that’s cool to. The timed portions for those participating will be integrated into the workout so everyone can participate anyway. We could also use a few volunteers for timekeepers, if interested DM me

Always coming at you with something fresh….

#MILGA

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