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WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Merkins, Imperial Walkers, LBCs
THE THANG: Starfish w Bombjax at the center – 3 exercises at each of the corners. Coupons were a hit !
MARY: 5 mins at end
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive, CSAUP, Bubble pancake breakfast, Final count down,

COT: Prayers for Tootie, Destiny in-laws, Health, Families

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1776 + 1 Recovery

WARMUP: 10x ALL: SSH, Hillbilly Walker, Moroccan Night Clubs, Windmills, LBC
THE THANG:
3X10s: at the benches: Dips and incline merkins, Single Leg Step – Ups

Dora w/ partner:
150 Flutters (double count)
150 Squats
150 CDDs or Merkins or Incline Merkins
150 Calf Raises

mosey back to COT area

10x ALL: Monkey Humpers, V-up/Toe touches, Peter Parker’s, LBCs, Flutters, Scissors

COT: Repeat of eloquent NASA speech after 1776 “Be thankful one of our freedom’s is getting to have different opinions.”

Ask for God’s help when situations seem out of control. HE is the one in control.

@triplelindy Thank you for the opportunity to lead these men.

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Choose your own pain, sorta

WARMUP: the disclaimer is the warmup
THE THANG:
Mosey around the school, stopping for instructions written on chalk. Stops were, roughly..
West side:
1. 20x dips
2. 10x step ups/each leg
South Lot (four corners):
1. 10x grave diggers, hillbilly walker
2. 10x BBSU, LS Squat
3. 20x LBC, SSH
4. 45x SSH
Service Road
1. 20x flutter
2. 30x calf raises
North Lot
1. 20M bear crawl

After the first time around, we ran back to the start, and turned around! Crawl Bear was offered as the reverse option to beat crawl and BTTW the OBVIOUS reverse of calf raises, made it back to the dips and one more time around the parking lot before heading back to CoT for 30s of lift stretching
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: Brief discussion on action. As I tell the kids, prayer is not a suitable substitute for action. Took a knee and asked the PAX to silently reflect on an action they can take, for which someone else will benefit, and they will gain no credit

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Rock work and triple check

Warm up:
15 SSH
10 Windmills
15 Hillbilly walkers
On your six
10 Freddy mercuries
10 crab cakes
10 Marakin night clubs

Rock work: (grab rocks and mosey to field or parking lot)
With each rep run halfway or full across the field
10 squats
10 squats, curls
10 squats, curls, overhead press
10 squats, curls, overhead press, tricep extension
Then take one exercise away each rep

Triple Check:
One person does wall sit
One person does fludders, lbc, merkins, squats
One person does suicides and back to cones
Rotate

Fort Mill care center needs volunteers for weekends of Fourth of July.
F3 Dads camp

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Sweating on the dance floor

WARMUP:
With 75 degree temps and 80% humidity, a warmup wasn’t entirely necessary. We did it anyway.
– Windmills (IC)
– Overhead claps (IC)
– Low slow squats (IC) – This is the point when YHC started to sweat
– Moroccan Nightclubs (IC)
– Peter Parker (IC)
– Parker Peter (IC)
– Downward dog
– Honeymooner
– SSH (IC)

THE THANG:
Partnered up for a DORA
– 100 CDD
– 200 Step ups
– 300 LBC

Moved over to the parking lot to spend the final 20 minutes running laps with 4 corners of pain. MOT decision left to the individual PAX…run, walk, bear crawl…all chose to run. 10 reps of an exercise at each corner.
– Merkin
– American hammer
– Squat
– Superman

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– The Swamp moving to Golden Corral loc this Friday
– Service and donation needs at FM Care Center
– Read your newsletter

Welcome back to the gloom, Tootie!

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Rocking in the Streets

WARMUP: Mosey to rock pile
THE THANG: Choose a rock from said pile and get acquainted with it. Lots of curls, overhead presses, bent over rows and some moseying thrown in for good measure.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Aren’t those in the newsletter?
COT:

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Ballroom Bearcrawls

Beauty of a South Carolina Humid Sweatfest morning. Triple Lindy and Senator Tressel shook the Fartsack to get a little better.

WARMUP: Dynamic with SSH, Merkins, Squats, etc with 40 yard mosey in between
THE THANG: Jacobs ladder on grass hill. Merkins/Squats. Bearcrawl up, run down. Dip/step up series. Sprint series, 70%, 85%, 100%
MARY: 5 MOM

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Tengo at The Ballroom

It was a thick humid morning in The Fort, but eleven HIM decided to get out of the fart sack and take their daily dose of the red pill and accelerate. FNG Red Card posted so the disclaimer was thorough and so was the pain!
Warmup:
20 Side Strattle Hops
10 Windmills
10 Tappy Taps
10 Merkins
Down/Up Dogs 🐕
LBCs

Mosey/Toy Soliders/Kareoke over to the bridge of pain for a Tengo with Dora.
Partner 1: Run across the bridge to the locker room and back.
Partner 2: 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 Flutters

Next lunge over to the bleachers for some bleacher work. I took a deep dive into the archives of the exicon for this next exercise called the Aiken Legs. Was it named after Clay Aiken or Aiken SC? That is the deep mystery of the exicon (from the exicons lips to God’s year).

Aiken Legs:
20 Squats
20 Step Ups
20 Clave Raises

Aiken Chest:
20 Merkins
20 Derkins
20 Incline Merkins

Aiken Abs:
20 V-Ups
20 Crunches
20 Lowe Back Raises

Moseyed back to COT for prayer ans praises.

– JWow

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7 of Diamonds

WARMUP:
SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, Low Slow Squats, Cherry Pickers, Merkins, plank, downward dog, honeymooners

THE THANG:
Had a variation of the 7 of diamonds
7 rounds, various exercises starting with 7 reps at round 1 with increasing by 7 reps up to round 4 then back down 7 reps. Round 1 is completed when you do the first exercise at all 4 corners. Repeat for remaining rounds.

Corners 1 & 3
7 Burpees, 14 Merkins, 21 Squats, 28 Flutter kicks, 21 sumo squats, 14 dips, 7 burpees
Jog from corner 1 to 2
Nur from corner 3 to 4

Corners 2&4
7 Burpees, 14 Dry docks, 21 lunges, 28 Peter Parker’s, 21 calf raises, 14 shoulder taps, 7 burpees
Karaoke from corners 2 to 3 and from 4 to 1

Wrapped up the last 5 minutes with some Mary’s led out by Twister

ANNOUNCEMENTS
Check the newsletter

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VQ Warmup with a side of Tabata

WARMUP: Spectre led the warmup for his VQ. He was well prepared with a plan and executed :
10 SSH IC
10 Merkin IC
10 Mountain Climbers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC

The second portion of his warmup had the pax circle up. One pax would take off running in a loop around the parking lot while the remaining pax would do an exercise. The exercises were :
Squats
Parker Peters
Arm Circles
Arm circles reversed
Moroccan Night Clubs.

We each got a turn. At the conclusion of the warmup feedback was provided. Overall a great VQ warmup! Can’t wait to see him lead a full WO in the future! (Spoiler it’s going to be at the Swamp)

THE THANG:
For my portion of the workout I led a simple Tabata. 1:00 minute of reps followed by 15 seconds of rest. During each minute the reps of the exercises would increase by 1 as you go. Meaning you would start with 1 Merkin to 1 shoulder tap but could end with 6 merkins to 6 shoulder taps by the end of the minute.
This sequence repeated for all exercises listed below.

Merkin: Shoulder Tap, Peter Parker, Row, Plank Jack

Squat: Forward Lunge, Calf Raise, Reverse Lunge, Jump Squat

Big Boy Sit-up: LBC, Hello Dolly, Flutters, Freddy Mercury

Recovery Lap around the parking lot and then round 2.

Once we were done had 60 seconds left so we did 20 Hand release Merkins and 10 Burpees.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the Newsletter
COT: prayers for cable guy and prayers for safe travels.

Thanks to Triple Lindy for the invite!

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