The Final Countdown

2022-09-10Leave a comment

QIC: Anchorman, fishstix
When: 2022-09-10
Pax: Anchorman, Assassin, Backdraft, Badlands, Band Camp, Barry Manilow, Bass-o-matic, Battle Bot, Beacon, Bitcoin, Bonsai, Boogie Down, Boss Hogg, CableGuy, Cakeboss, Cobra Kai, Cohiba, Console, Cornerstone, Cousin Eddie, crab_cakes, Cyclops, Dangerfield, decibelf3, Dojo, Double D, Esso, Everest, F3DaVinci, fishstix, Flash, Fogerty, Funhouse, Grinder, Grout, Ham Hock, HarryCarry, Kermit, Mainframe, Mark Nestel, Mini Phelps, Minuteman, Nasa, Photobomb, Pusher, Quack Attack, River Rat, Ruby Slippers, Sasquatch, Senator Tressel, Shady, Short Sale, Spectre, Spitz, Splinter, Sprocket, Spud, Tinsel, Trucker, Wicked Tuna, Zima
Posted In: The Fort

The day finally arrived for our CSAUP, The FInal Countdown. The rainy weather was not ideal, but it helped keep the temperature and humidity down for ideal running conditions. 67 men participated in the event. Most groups participated in the relay. Ruckers and trail runners fought the elements and got their work done to.
Relay details: The first Pax will run 3 miles and return to the starting point. The 1st and 2nd Pax will run 3 miles and return to the starting point. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd runner will run the final 3 miles. Each route will be unique. If you get lost, just run 3 miles and return back to the park.

Total miles: 3+3+3 = 10 F3 math (Runner 1 – 9 miles, Runner 2 – 6 miles, Runner 3 – 3 miles)

Inspiring stuff this morning. River Rat’s 2.0s ran the course like it was a lap around the track. Lots of guys ran distances they have never run before.
We’ve got a good pool of runners for the upcoming Dam to Dam Relay.

Great job by everyone this morning!

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Pole Dancing At The Yard

2022-09-08Leave a comment

QIC: Stang
When: 2022-09-03
Pax: Bitcoin, Boogie Down, Bowzer (Uhaul 2.0), Cornerstone, Dojo, Fogerty, Hamhock, HarryCarry, Ironclad ( Peabody 2.0), Peabody, Ruby Slippers, Short Sale, Stang, Stinger, Tater, Tesh, Uhaul
Posted In: referrals

WARMUP: Mosey Pax to back parking lot. We did 10 Seal Jacks, 10 Plank Jacks, 10 Windmills, Moraccian Nightclubs, Over head claps, and 7 Merkins.
THE THANG: After the warmup I told the Pax to meet me at the road leading out to Springfield Pkwy. This was the start of the pole work we put in. Along the road there are 14 lights that I put exercises at each one. You start at the first light pole then you proceed to next pole after doing your reps at each. To continue down the road you have to start back at the beginning and work through all the previous poles before continuing to the next one. Here’s the list of the exercises and order they where in at the light posts:
Hand Release Merkins
Big Boy Sit Ups
Sumo Squats
Diamond Merkins
X’s and O’s
Carolina Dry Docks
Monkey Humpers
Wide Arm Merkins
American Hammer
Lt. Dans
Regular Merkins
Freddy Mercury
Jump Squats
Everyone’s favorite Kraken Burpees
10 Reps for all stations

It was a tough workout that Uhaul complained about the whole time saying it wasn’t original. Harry Carey, Tesh and Peabody where kings. All Pax got at least 2 miles in.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 The Fort 10 year anniversary this week and the next.
COT: Prayers for Tater’s daughter. Thanks Fogerty and Bitcoin for the Q. Sorry I’m terrible at writing Backblasts.

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One of Those Crazy KB Workouts

2022-08-31Leave a comment

QIC: Beaker
When: 2022-08-31
Pax: B.O.B., Band Camp, Beaker, birdcage_f3, Bitcoin, Happy Hour, Jordache
Posted In: snake pit

WARMUP:
10 KB Swings
10 Halo’s – 5 in each direction
5 Beakers IC (a Beaker is a Uhaul with an OH press)
Short mosey around the parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1
Snatches
12-10-8-6-4-2 (reps each hand)
Followed by a lap around the parking lot after each set.

Part 2
100 American (or High) KB swings (means that KB gets above your head.)
100 Russian (regular) KB Swings (eye or torso level)
Every time the KB gets put down, 3 burpees.

MARY: who?

ANNOUNCEMENTS: a lot is going on. Check your newsletters

COT: stays in COT

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Lamp Post Pain

2022-08-27Leave a comment

QIC: Cousin Eddie
When: 2022-08-27
Pax: Bass-o-matic, Bitcoin, Bowser, Cousin Eddie, Dojo, Double D, Fogerty, Ham Hock, HarryCarry, Iron Clad, Mr Clean, Peabody, Reaper, Rebel, Tater, Uhaul
Posted In: the yard

WARMUP: 10 each Moroccan night clubs, cherry pickers, SSH, imperial walkers
THE THANG: started with 3 laps of the parking lot with duck walks, bear crawls, lunges, toy soldiers, LBC, merkins, burpee’s, big boys

Suicides on the hill with burpee’s, LBC’s, flutters, squats, min climbers, merkins

MARY: box cutters, LBCS, flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pick up, Dam to Dam, check slack

COT: Shower curtain, wisdom for u-hauls daughter, bitcoin sons health, gentleness in words for Peabody, reaper and cousin Eddie marriage, ham hocks dad, Double Do’s moms back, dojos son battling culture, travel mercies for rebel, mental health

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Convergence For Our Brother Shower Curtain

2022-08-23Leave a comment

QIC: Shady, Punch List, Slapshot, Badlands
When: 2022-08-23
Pax: Airwolf, Anchorman, Backdraft, Badlands, Band Camp, Barkey, Barry Manilow, Bass-o-matic, Battle Bot, Beacon, Bitcoin, Bobber, Bodywash, Boeheim, Bojangles, Bonsai, Boogie Down, Boss Hogg, Cakeboss, Cheddah, Cohiba, Conundrum, Cornerstone, Cousin Eddie, Cubbie, Cyclops, Destiny, Double D, Esso, fishstix, Floppy Disk, Gears, Geyser, Glass Joe, Grassy Knoll, Grinder, Hardwood, HarryCarry, Heisenberg, Incoming, Italian Job, Jekyll, Joe Lyons (F3 Long Duck), Juliet, Jump Shot, JWOW, Kaiser, Kermit, Mainframe, Mark Nestel, Maximus, NakedAndAfraid, Nikkei, Ölaf, oldbay, Poppins, Pothole, Punch List, Pusher, Reaper, Rebel, Rebound, Sasquatch, Shady, Shake and Bake, Short Sale, SkateOrDie, slapshot, Slow Jams, Spider-Man, Sprocket, Tesh, Tootie, Triple Lindy, Walker, White Hot, White Lightning, yard sale
Posted In: colosseum

WARMUP:
Four Lines: Toy Soldiers, Butt Kickers, High Knees, mosey with Q to first of four rotations
THE THANG:

Slapshot’s Pain Station:

Each Pax performs

50 Merkins
100 LBCS
50 HR Merkins
100 4-CT Flutters

Every minute a timer would go off and we’d run from one side of the “track” to the other. We would then do two burpees and resume the exercises.
Group 4 only had 3-4 minutes left so we did 10 Burpees OYO then Captain Thor until 5:55.

Badland’s Pain Station:

10 rounds Tabata – 45sec work 15sec rest –
SSHs, Freddy Mercuries, high knees taps, American Hammers, mtn climbers, laying Leg Raises, In and Out Plank Jacks, J-Los, star crunches, high knee goofballs

Punchlist’s Pain Station:

Light Pole Speed Drills –

5/10/15 Merkins
5/10/15 CDD’s
5/10/15 Bonnie Blairs

Bear-pees to finish

Shady’s Pain Station:

Sheet 1: 10 diamond Merkins, 20 Merkins, 30 Mountain Climbers, 40 Seal Jacks, 50 American Hammers, 50 Shoulder Presses, 40 Crab Cakes, 30 Flutters, 20 Big Boy Situps, 10 Flying Squirrels

Sheet 2: 10 Burpees, 20 Knee to Chest jumps, 30 Carolina Dry Docks, 40 Plank Jacks, 50 LBCs, 50 Squats, 40 Dips, 30 Calf Raises, 20 Wide Arm Merkins, 10 Dive Bombers

Each sheet ~50 yards apart. Do the top exercise on sheet 1, run to sheet 2 for first exercise, then run back to sheet 1 and do 2nd exercise…and so on. Furthest we got was 50 shoulder presses and 50 squats. And we had awesome music courtesy of Detroit.

Great job Qs

COT:

Today we came to support our brother, Shower Curtain. He is recovering from his injuries and will need our help and support for several months to come. More than a workout!

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Looking behind curtain number 3

2022-08-21Leave a comment

QIC: Double D
When: 2022-08-20
Pax: Battle Bot, Bitcoin, Bowser, Chris Clark, crab_cakes, Double D, Drop Thrill, Fogerty, Ham Hock, HarryCarry, Iron Clad, Mr Clean, oldbay, Peabody, Ruby Slippers, Stinger, Uhaul
Posted In: the yard

WARMUP: Brief mosey around the fake track by the gym followed by COP with various classics

THE THANG: The Main Event started with a brief stop at the only real grass at The Yard for some Knee Tar N’Diayes and Mahktar N’Diayes. Then we moseyed to the gym wall for three rounds of the following:

Donkey Kicks x10
Monkey Humpers x20
Merkins x30
Squats x40
Flutters x50

After each round we recovered with either Lunge Walks, Bear Crawls or Backward Lunge Walks

Mosey back to main parking lot for tunes by UHaul plus some more exercises

MARY: Bitcoin took the baton and led the pax through some Mary, capped by a plankorama triggered by UHaul.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many good things going on in The Fort. Read your newsletter and join in along the way.

COT: Welcome to FNG Stinger! he posted after hearing the Order of Man podcast with DOAH. Thankfully he chose to post despite what he heard. He will be back and will fit right in like he’s been here forever.

Bitcoin took the Shovel Flag today! Great to have this Accelerating pax step into a leadership role. Put The Yard on your Sat itinerary — he’ll keep this AO soaring!

The pax pushed through the Main Event with perseverance. Some mumblechatter from Crab Cakes and UHaul plus some Form Police from Peabody kept spirits light enough. Apparently Fogertys guidance that The Yard is a 45 min boot camp (and not a Moderate boot camp) hasnt made its way to all the pax. It’s clear everyone can handle it from today’s work, including our FNG Stinger who wasn’t far behind our King, Runy Slippers. Also near the front was Old Bay, who is clearly accelerating following his return to the Gloom.

Thanks to Fogerty for resurrecting The Yard. We have a trio of good options on Sat now — nice work!

Always an honor to lead the pax. SYITG!

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Coupons Around Kingsley

2022-08-11Leave a comment

QIC: BONES
When: 2022-08-11
Pax: Bitcoin, Bones, Cornerstone, Half Pint (Joshua Petrie), Kaiser, Riggins, Sprocket, Triple Lindy
Posted In: Soul to Sole

WARMUP:
After coming in Hot…I presented a couple of coupons to the group and we discussed the 5 core principles for the benefit of our FNG. Unfortunately, we will need to practice those so that EVERY man knows them. (it was a little rough)

THE THANG:
Once we stumbled through the 5 core principles we were off. This was my first post at Sole to Soul so I wasn’t 100% sure of the logistics or area. I was simply told rucking with exercises so I planned to deliver.
I provided a 60 lb sandbag and a 35 lb kettle bell to carry as well and the PAX were instructed to bring them along.
Our first stop was behind Epic Chophouse where we circled up and did some movements:
Slow Low Squat
Merkins
Overhead Press
Bicep Curls
SSH (slick)
We then moved to behind Replay. Here we partnered up and played a little “catch me if you can”. FNG Half Pint took this very serious and Riggins had very little chance of catching him!
After we completed some Moroccan Night Clubs we did a full lap around the Kingsley property. Halfway around we found a traffic circle for Bear Crawls followed by some Overhead claps.
Upon returning to Broadcloth street we found a gravel area for some more movements:
Squat Thrust
Swings
Bicep Curls
SSH
We then moved to COT. The fun wasn’t over as we found benches and did 20 Dips and then calf raises with rucks overhead.

MARY:
We finished with some Mary including:
Flutters w/press
LBCs
Hello Dolly’s w/Ruck press
Freddie Mercury’s
1 minute plank with Ruck

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter….Invergence….Bethelmens
COT:
Healing, Wisdom, and thankful for F3

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rucking up heart attack hill

2022-08-09Leave a comment

QIC: Ölaf
When: 2022-08-09
Pax: Bitcoin, Mainframe, Ölaf, skipper, Sprocket_F3
Posted In: Currahee

WARMUP: plankitude
THE THANG: head towards the heart attack hill. Perform 5 ruck thrusters at bottom of hill. Take the hill.
MARY: we did some flutters with ruck press
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sprocket is putting together football game picks with F3 integrated into the competition
COT: prayers for healing and thanks for family & F3

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Thanks for the Burpees, Fogerty

2022-08-06Leave a comment

QIC: Wegmans
When: 2022-08-06
Pax: Backdraft, Bass-o-matic, Bitcoin, Boogie Down, Cousin Eddie, Dojo, Fogerty, Ham Hock, oldbay, Tater, Twister, Wegmans
Posted In: the yard

WARMUP: 5 burpees oyo. Short mosey. Moroccan night clubs, LSS, shoulder taps, dynamic warmup.
THE THANG: Jacob’s Ladder with merkins and bomb jacks using 11. Picked up the 6. Split up into teams for a couple relay races. Loser had to do 5 burpees. Then 10 merkins. Winners had 3 burpees and 10 merkins.
Hold Al Gore and 1 by 1, run to the picnic table. Next round was skipping.
Do some calf raises. Then head back to the basketball courts. Do Airborne’s hip routine.
Next shake out the lactic acid. Quick yoga at the end and more burpees due to Fogerty. Sprinkled burpees in other places as well.
MARY: bbsu and burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of stuff in the newsletter
COT: stays in COT.

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Rolling in Hot

2022-08-05Leave a comment

QIC: Cornerstone
When: 2022-08-04
Pax: Bitcoin, Cheddah, Cornerstone, Sprocket_F3
Posted In: Soul to Sole

THE THANG: On the way to the site got stuck behind a petroleum truck and I started sweating getting to the site on time.

Made it just in time. With Cheddah and Sprocket already there and Bitcoin showing up right after YHC. We Rucked to 160 and played frogger getting across the Hwy. We made it to the old Kingsley business park. Stoping every .50 miles for

10 Merkins IC on Down
10 LBC IC
10 Ruck Squats IC on Down

We made our way to laces in. Back over through old Kingsley and back to Panera

We got in 3 miles, 60 Merkins, 60 LBC, 60 Ruck Squats

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10-Year Fort anniversary,

COT: Prayers for Teachers and families as school starts back. Prayers for illnesses

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