Ass Kicking April Kickstart

WARMUP: 20 Squats buy-in
THE THANG:
Ruck to Walmart parking lot with pain stations along the way:
– Incline merkins
– Squats
– T planks
– Merkins
– Dips

MARY: Yes

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2025 – SLT Disruption

WARMUP: full crew in cadence
65ish SSH for the 65 dudes that were in the circle
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Peter Parker

Split to boot camp and kettlebells
THE THANG:
Bootcamp:
– Buy-in: 20 bomb jacks, 20 donkey kicks.
– Bear crawl the length of parking lot / whistle = 10 merkins
– Lunge walk parking lot / whistle = 10 jump squats
Kettlebell
– 20 swings
– 5 merkins
– 5 goblet squats
– count down the merkins and squats keep the 20 swings
– Swing progression
– Squat Swings
– Swings
– American Swings
– Rack bell
– slow step back reverse lunge
– press when returning the back leg
– Clean Progression
– Row
– Clean
– Swing
– Snatch

Unbeknownst to the PAX we switched modalities about halfway through. This was to represent the foundation 1 from Q-Source: https://f3nation.com/disruption.

“Because it induces movement, leadership causes Disruption”

PAX were disrupted from their planned morning workout to make sure both Qs saw all the PAX and to push them outside the complacency zone of their established routines. With the leadership, we should expect disruption and embrace it.

Leaders influence movement towards advantage. Disruption is a solid technique to induce movement.

“If a man calls himself a leader but does not cause Disruption by initiating movement, then he is not practicing leadership. He might be doing something else, like managing or governing, but he is not leading.”

It is not the goal of the new SLT members is not to manage or govern. It should not be the goal of the Site Qs to manage or govern. Let’s lead!

F3 is not an organization with leaders, but an organization OF leaders. Each man is freed to lead. The particulars of Site Qs and the SLT structure is nice, but let us not be afraid to disrupt when we have a vision for advantage.

Kermit handed 2nd F Q off to Liberty Bibberty
Band Camp handed the Weasel Shaker off to Poppins
Esso handed the Nantan Flag off to Band Camp

It is an honor to be considered a leader in the Fort. But be mindful every member of the PAX is A LEADER. Let’s all be about the business of leading.

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Four Church Corners

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HW, Plank / Stretches
THE THANG:
Mosey up Main Street to Baptist Church
Corner 1 – 30 Monkey Humpers
Run to corner 2
Corner 2 – 30 Merkins
Run to corner 3 – 30 squats
Run to corner 4
Corner 4 – 30 LBC’s
Rinse & repeat for 5 (ish) rounds
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence, Jaeger, Luca, RYN
COT: Always

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45/30

Was I late? Yes. After all that hype, I freaking forgot I said to be there at 0445. So, what do you do in those situations? Well, you dial your ShieldLock and get him to warm everyone up for 5 minutes while you drive like a maniac.

WARMUP: I dunno, <@U19FA0Q8Z> did it. I caught some Dry Docks, but that was all I saw…

THE THANG:
Head to entrance hill
– 6 burpees at top – go to bottom
– 20 flutters, 10 big boys, 5 double leg lifts
– REPEATO

Back to Startex to pick up the 0500 crowd
– Head to pull up bars/cinderblocks – Grab a block
– 6 pullups
– 20 curls, 10 OH press, 5 triceps extensions
– Run a lap / 400m-ish
– REPEATO

MARY:
No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter.

COT:
The 5th Core Principle.

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Gloom 3: Return of Fusion

WARMUP: We did
THE THANG: We ran to the back of the school and got rocks and carried them around, and then we jumped over walls and stuff.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Circle of Pain

WARMUP: Probably
THE THANG: Stood in a circle and played with two small bells. Periodically ran a lap
MARY: More bell work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battle Bot, Bethel, Garbage, Convergence, Jager
COT: Lots of family in out hearts today

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Return of the Mack -Bubba don’t slack so liberty did

WARMUP:
SSH
Arm circles
Squats
SSH

THE THANG:
15 minute oyo 10 rep intervals
Bicep curl
Tricep extension
Upright row

Lawnmowers
Upright row
Arm extensions

Merkins on bell
LBC w bell
Flutters w bell

MARY:
Absent

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alcatraz convergence
Garbage pickup
Hive convergence
Jaeger

COT:
Health
Parents

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Staying in the box at Coaches Box

YHC was 1st F Q for 1st 30 minutes so warmup was brief and right into it.

WARMUP: IC: Imperial Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Hillbilly Walkers.

THE THANG:
Used the big large box already in parking lot to my advantage.
4 corners to keep us loose.
Sprint down to 1st corner, 20 Merkins
Side shuffle across to 2nd corner, 20 Diamond Merkins
Nur to 3rd corner 20 Blast Off aka Mike Tyson Merkins
Side shuffle to start/4th corner for 10 right side merkins and 10 left side merkins.

Line up on the line.
Bear crawl 10 yards, 10 burpees, burpee broad jump back.
Bear crawl 20 yards, 8 burpees, BBJ back.
BC 30 yards, 6 burpees, BBJ back.
BC 40 yards, 4 burpees, BBJ back.
BC 50 yards, 2 burpees, BBJ back.

Circle up for my closing minutes with a Circle of Hate. One pax bear crawls to the light post and back while calling and exercise for the pax to complete. Olaf called Burpees, Suplex called ABC ab work & Boomer called Box Cutters and time was called.

Then Olaf led us in a great 3rd F discussion, that’s right!

MARY: Never laid eyes on her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Rooster this Saturday.
– QvQ.
– Fort Convergence
– Read them newsletters

COT: Prayers & praises and Olaf closed us out.

I appreciate Suplex and the cross regional work he is inspiring. Wish more from both would hop on as we are logistically so close. I really enjoyed the time together and the opportunity to BD Bandcamp, a win win across the board!

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Sweating with the oldies

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, but kickers, high knees, inch worm merkins on the field

Bear crawl back across the bridge

THE THANG:
7’s on the hill while nur up merkins at the top and big boy sit-ups at the bottom

Moves over to the basketball courts

2 rounds of
Dips, decline merkins and step ups
20 each

1 round of
American hammers, squats, wheezy jeffersons

Move to the picnic tables
1 round
Bent over rows by grabbing one side of picnic table and picking it up
Dead lift

MARY:
Airborne hip exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Broga and Mosey New TV Series

WARMUP: Mosey Up Massey Hill
THE THANG:
1mile run

30min Broga

1mile Run

3min Broga

Or
1mile run with 4 pain stations
5 burpees
10 CCDs
15 Sumo Squats

MARY: Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Yeager….Do It
COT:
Be the friend even when others are not

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