Improvisation Q

WARMUP:
15 Wind mill
15 Hill Billy walkers
15 cherry pickers
20 sumo Squats
20 Merkins
THE THANG:
Cocaine bear crawl
Lunge walk
Burpee bear crawl
Lunge walk
Squat bear crawl

Running a round in front of the school. Doing 5 burpees at one of each round. At the other End stacking exercises:
10 LBCs
20 step ups
30 Flutters
40 Squats
50 merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Shelter, Tortoise and the hare, lawn mowing
COT:

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Webs, webs, webs

WARMUP: windmills, arm circles, low slow squat
THE THANG: Mossy to big drop off loop
1 merkin 4 shoulder taps, stop at each lamp post and increase the web 2-8 for a full loop circle with ten stops ending with 10 merkins and 40 shoulder taps.
Mossy half loop for another web: 1 squat-4 calf raise, progressive to 10 squats and 40 calf raise, feeling the burn on those calves.
Mossy to start of loop, full loop Indian run, everyone got to do it twice, walk/decompress for half the loop to school entrance find a wall, people’s chair, each pax did 5 Side straddle hops while everyone else is holding position.
Mossy to grassy area, find a comfy spot for next web. We had a visit from Captain Thor for abs web, 1 big boy- 4 American hammers progressive to 10 BB and 40 AH ( lots of grunting here) recover, mossy around small loop, back to grassy area for some broga. Apparently my brain was leaking here after counting so many reps..
MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, tortoise and hare, Manion, May 16th CSAUP
COT: stays in COT

TINSEL 🎄 OUT

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Back In Time

WARMUP: stretching- honey mooner, full squat hold, cross leg
THE THANG: 100 SSH, Cherry Pickers, Bombjacks Then – Jacobs Ladder with Merkins and Squats; mosey around park to parking lot, second Jacobs Ladder with hand release merkins and BBSU. Run to new town hall – dips and step ups. Run to park – Tunnel of Love!!! Finish with gas pumpers
MARY: Gas Pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many
COT: prayers for Uhaul Family, DD and others

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Back In Time

WARMUP: stretching- honey mooner, full squat hold, cross leg
THE THANG: 100 SSH, Cherry Pickers, Bombjacks Then – Jacobs Ladder with Merkins and Squats; mosey around park to parking lot, second Jacobs Ladder with hand release merkins and BBSU. Run to new town hall – dips and step ups. Run to park – Tunnel of Love!!! Finish with gas pumpers
MARY: Gas Pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many
COT: prayers for Uhaul Family, DD and others

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Pre-Snowmageddon

WARMUP: We did The Fort Standard mosey, SSH, both the walkers, windmills, cherry pickers, Toy Soldiers, Down Dog, Honeymooner, and Plank to toe touches.

THE THANG: Declinator
Starting at 10, working down to 1, Squats, LBC, Dips, Mountain Climbers, and Flying Squirrels.

After each group take a lap around the church parking lot.

MARY: Round the horn calling out your favorites

COT: There was a COT

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Big Bertha visits the Hive

WARMUP: the usual suspects
THE THANG:
Thang#1: muzac
1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner bell Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, Fig-8’s during lyrics,… on “shot a man” do 15 merkins
1. Short mosey
1. https://youtu.be/t6q9Vc1ZtQI?si=4hWCrXxR1LWp8YrO by Fabulous (~4 min): BBSU on “Breathe”, AmHammer or LBCs otherwise
1. Bell optional…but encouraged
Thang#2: Dora
Timer for Partner Switch = Nur up hill, mosey back
Rack up the following:
Tire Group:
Sledgehammers/Gorilla Smashes
Tire Flips
Clockwork Irkins/Derkins
TRX Group → Timer for Station Switch
Inverted Rows – 250
Floating Mountain Climbers – 500
Grass Group:
Man-Makers
Underswitch-to-Crab Press
Bertha Slams/Suplexes
MARY: pax-Ab-Lab
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Op. love poultry collections
COT: held, U-Haul lifted, prayers offered

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Mardi Gras Party

Warm-Up:
Quick mosey up the hill to parking lot

SSH – 50 IC
Imperial Walkers – 25 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1 — Bourbon Street Circuit (3 Rounds):
Set 4 corners:
Corner 1 – 15 Merkins
Corner 2 – 15 Squats
Corner 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Corner 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Round 1 MOT – Bear Crawl
Round 2 MOT – Lunges
Round 3 MOT – Crab Walk

Thang 2 — The Krewe Grinder (Partner Work):
Partner A works / Partner B runs a lap around parking lot

100 Shoulder Taps (each shoulder counts)
150 Lunges (each leg counts)
200 LBCs
250 Mountain Climbers (each leg counts)
300 Calf Raises

Message:
Mardi Gras is celebration before discipline—Lent follows.

Life works the same way.
We enjoy wins. We celebrate. But discipline is what builds the man.

In work. In marriage. With kids.
The parade is fun. The grind is what makes you king.

Stay consistent. Stay accountable.

Mardi Gras Beads Earned = 2 Burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Upper Body Bell Blitz

WARMUP: SSH, MNC, Merkins, Mtn Climbers
THE THANG: 12 min AMRAP: 10 thrusters, 10 bent over rows, 10 pushups, 20 russian twists. Farmer carry around parking lot. 10 min EMOM: kb chest press, kb high pulls, kb curls, Kb swings. 10 min descending ladder: 20, 15, 10, 5 of kb squats, kb curls, flutters. Finisher 10 burpees each minute for final 3 minutes.
MARY: NA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jager, frozen chickens for a good cause, pizza night at Emilios
COT: Bam Bam making huge strides on his fitness journey, reflected on some struggles – a burden shared is a burden halved

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