Circle of intensity

WARMUP:
Windmill
Morrocan nightclub
Imperial walker

THE THANG:
Circle of intensity 45 sec exercise 20 second rest
Squat jack
Side straddle hop
Windmill
Plank jack
Seal jack
You pick
Merkin
Mountain climber
Shoulder taps
Imperial walker
Flutter kicks

Run 2 laps

DORA
40 burpees
60 merkins
80 squats
100 LBC
120 side straddle hop

Circle of intensity 45 sec exercise 20 second rest
Squat jack
Side straddle hop
Windmill
Plank jack
Seal jack
You pick
Merkin
Mountain climber
Shoulder taps
Imperial walker
Flutter kicks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Luka 5 km – April 12
Cannoli run – May 17th
COT:

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Accelerating all 3Fs

WARMUP: short warmup – side straddle hops, planks, and downward dog/ honeymooner stretches
THE THANG: 20 minutes – 3 rounds of (20) overhead presses, (20) swings, (20) CDDs, and (20) bent over rows…with another 120 merkins and running in between
MARY: “Defining Acceleration” what does it mean to accelerate? Pushing into all 3 Fs and what that looks like to invigorate a man for the greatest impact. Scriptures 1F 1 Corinthians 6:19 2F Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 3F John 15:5
ANNOUNCEMENTS: news letter
COT: oops – see Mary section

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Worst 100 Yards Ever

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/CP
THE THANG:
Mosey to football field

“Worst 100 yards ever”

Cocaine bear crawl 100 – merkins 1-4, back down
400
Lunge walk 100 – squat jumps 1-4, back down
400
Side shuffle (side bear crawl) 100 – jump twists
400
Broad jump 100- burpees 1-4, back down
400

50 SSH AT 50
7 BOMBJACKS FOR TD

MARY: yes- at the field
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luka 5k, Bethel Men’s shelter, Speed for need
COT: yes

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Truck Nuts

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Cherry Pickers. Windmills, etc.
THE THANG: We celebrated 3/26/25 by hitting every light pole with 3 burpees/26 SSH/25 Flutters.
We ended up at the benches for a 50/50/50 Dora. 50 Derkins/50 Irkins/ 50 Step Ups.
Jail Break back up the hill to COT with 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 CDDs at every 5 light poles.

Jwow

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4-Square fun at The Yard

WARMUP: SSH, ImpWalk, Windmills, yoga-Merkins

THE THANG:

Appetizer:  
• Buy-in: 10 Lt. Dan (IC)
◦ OYO after this
• To end of lot: “Cocaine Bear crawl“
◦ Every powder-lines x 1-2 merkin each…
• Cash out: 10 Lt. Dan OYO

First course:

Dribble Sprints Fun
• PAX in a circle.
• 1 PAX dribbles 2 basketballs ? around the circle while everyone else performs the following exercises:
◦ SSH, LBC, WM, IW, HW, etc.

Second course:

Caterpillar-Relay” –  -ball-pass Indian runs: pax lay head-to-foot in long line, using only feet, pass ball over head, then jump up, run to join end of line.

Main course 4-square (Basket-Ballz); sidewalk chalk to seal & # 2 spaces, timer. 1 min. On/20 sec. Off. [alt: “Triangle of Doom” if fewer PAX]
• 4 pax play ES/MS style 4-square.
• Whoever is out moseys a lap before joining end of Queue
• Extra pax in Queue doing pain during 1-min & resting / shifting up during 20 seconds
• Queue stations go easiest to hardest (I.e. #1 in line does MNC)
• 1-MNC, 2-windmills,3-Imp.Walkers, 4-LSSquats….

MARY: one legged LBC complex, Shakira

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luca 5K, cannoli run in May, other newsletter items

COT: held… Praises for youth sports victories and 2.0 birthdays

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Charon’s Galley 2.0 / our Role as dads

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, Merkins
THE THANG: MOT #1: Charon’s Galley (4 pax)
Alt at each 50 yard increment for Pain Station
MOT #2: Other Pax…. Farmer’s Carry 2 Cindies

Stations (@ each 50 yard swap)
S.1:  Tower of Power – each pax gets in 5…. SSH while waiting turn

S.2: gorilla Rows – 10- each … Windmills while waiting turn

S.3: Goblet – thrusters Squats –  SYADS  – 10-each…. MNC w/ Calf Raise 

S.4: Step-Up-Curls – 10 each leg …. Cherry Pickers while waiting

S.5: Step-up-Thrusters – 10 each leg … HillBilly Walkers while waiting

S.6: Heel-Tuck WWIII Big Boys – Tuck heels close to butt, put toes in a coupon, then in the reclined position, do a coupon press, then sit up with coupon on chest and then do another coupon press
Imperial Walkers while waiting

MARY: not today my friend; maybe another time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luca 5K, read newsletter

COT: 30 minutes worth , directed by Change Order… Our role as father’s in the various stages of our 2.0 lives

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5.5 tested The Gauntlet

WARMUP: Dynamic Warmup included Butt Kickers, High Knees, etc. Then SSH, Hillbilly Walks, Mtn Climbers. Ended with 5 Burpees OYO
THE THANG: Mosey to loading dock for the Gauntlet (stolen from a Pusher Q many years ago). 10 exercises, 1minute AMRAP, 30 seconds rest. Exercises included SSH, Merkins, Squats, CDDs, Seal Jacks, etc.. Right down how many reps you did in a minute.
Then mosey to drop off lane for a classic Dora. Back to the loading dock for Gauntlet round 2. See if you can do one more rep than round 1.
MARY: No time for Proud Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive
COT: Prayers for marriages, kids and community

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Big bucket of suck-it

WARMUP:
SSH
Moroccan night club
Windmill
Murkin
THE THANG:
Mosey to the football field

PAX draw a card from the bucket which specifies the exercise and # of reps and mode of transport. PAX do exercise every 5 yards to the 50 yard line with mode of transport in between. Once at 50, run back to bucket for next round. Made it through 5 rounds including lots of merkins, crawl bears, shoulder taps, burpees and other fun activities. Lots of complaining by all!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence Friday at the hive
Jaeger on Saturday
Ass kicking April
Luka 5K

COT: Welcome FNG Chum!

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