Carry the keg

WARMUP: did some stuff
THE THANG: the keg is not allowed to touch the ground for the next 45 minutes. Guys shared the burden as we traveled around campus. Found two hills and did bear crawls and lunges up and down the hill while doing some exercises at top. Happened to find one ofTiller‘s tires and did some flips with that too.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cubbie Testimonial

1/9/24 – the Ranch Bootcamp
PAX
Soup to Nuts
HalfShell
Rainmaker
JWOW
Birdcage
Sugarbug
Kielbasa
Grout
Kermit
Harry Carey
Masterpiece
Mark Nestel Change Order
Cubbie

Warmup
SSH
Cherry Picker
Windmill
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Planks and Yoga

The Thang:
Playground – 15 reps x 2
Pull-ups
Dips
V-ups

Progressive ladder, 15 reps run 1 lap
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Shirley’s
3. LBC
4. Burpees
5. Lunges
6. I had more planned but we ran short on time

Mary
– Rosalina’s
– Box Cutters
– Leg lifts

During that time I shared my testimonial. You are not the worst thing that has happened in your life.
God is great.

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2 is enough

Took turns calling exercises while walking campus. Lots of convo. Learned Kielbasa knows a guy for all your recreational needs.

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Something with hyenas

WARMUP: Showing up to the small crew of misfits was honestly a treat. After the disclaimer, we started with a short and slow mosey. 30 seconds in, the mumblechatter and “complaining” was alive. The mosey was about 1/4 mile, maybe. We did these exercises for the warmup with some pausing, some gasping, some stopping: SSH, windmills, low slow squats, merkins, back and quad stretches.
THE THANG: As we moved over to the turnabout area in front of the football field, YHC had 10 exercises with rep counts written down.
1. Plank horizontal pull throughs- 10
2. plank vertical pulls – 10 (up/down 1 arm is 1)
3. 1/4 Turkish get up – 5/side
4. Hammer twist each side into sprinter sit up- 10
5. Dying cockroach with straight arm kb extension – 10
6. Kb swings – 20
7. lunge with kb leg pass through – 10
8. Kneeling wood chops with kb – 10/side
9. Flutter with kb straight arm hold – 20 double count
10. Plank row with Parker Peter- 10 per side

After round 1 we did a short mosey (or partial mosey) and back for rinse and repeat until time ran out…ended after #8.

You had to be here for the Kielbasa stories.
MARY: core was a focus area during workout so no Mary today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive, D2D bar, Feb Epic fundraiser
COT: enjoyed the chatter with these guys and did a quick around the horn for prayers and praises.

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New Year’s Lessons and a triumphant return

WARMUP: Mosey up the back road and circle up at the light pole of YHC’s choosing.

Exercises in cadence were windmills, hillbilly & imperial walkers, low slow squats, holding people’s chairs with Moroccan night clubs, side straddle hops and seal jacks. And of course – the goofball in honor of <@U028PKR68GJ>’s glorious return to the gloom.

PAX planked for shoulder taps, single count merkins, a few Broga poses and recovered in time to mosey to the wall

THE THANG:
Lesson 1 – “the best remedy for anger is delay” – Seneca

BTTW – hold for 15 seconds and then do 5 d/c Australian Mountain Climbers in cadence, recover, walk it out, back to wall for wall sit for 30 seconds followed by shoulder presses from the wall sit position in cadence.

PAX repeated this sequence once more.

Mosey off to the next lot

Lesson 2 – “he who suffers before it’s necessary suffers more than necessary.” – Seneca

Dora with a partner – because we shouldn’t do life alone. Partner 1 exercises while partner 2 runs. Then flapjack. Rinse and repeat until all exercises were finished.

50 burpees
100 squats
150 double count flutters

All finished and we moseyed to the basketball court and circled up for abs

LBC’s in cadence
Flip over for Superman holds
The following three exercises were done in double count cadence keeping legs in the air at all times until the third exercise was completed
1 – 10 LBC’s in cadence
2 – 10 Hello Dolly’s in cadence
3 – 10 Rosalita’s in cadence

Quick recovery in time for some protractor holds at various angles and recover to head to COT for a 60-second stretch when 0715 was upon us.

MARY: see above, but she was not there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We’re announced. Read your newsletter.

COT: remains the fifth core principle

YHC was blessed to start to the first Saturday of 2025 with the HIM of the fort. Thanks <@U07LMG5PDQU> – for the call. :eye:

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Impreza blokowa

We did some work. Run around WEP, performed bunch of merkins, squats, big boy sit ups and dips on every marker in the park. On the parking lot behind the amphitheater came time for  Dora with more squats lunges  and other fun stuff I don’t remember:) I remember bear crawls with merkins on every parking line, though. Then I run out of ideas so “Mary” helped a lot. Bobber asked for some burpees and wall sits on our way to the COT, I could not say no ! Ended up in the parking lot with 3660 steps made by 6 am:)
Sorry for a late entry, thank you forcing me to write it:)

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Scheduled Q & HIM Attendance A NO SHOW

WARMUP: No one showed up to Bushwood including the scheduled Q which was going to be Kielbasa except for Cohiba. Cohiba joined Snake Pit which Bushwood merged as part of the kettlebell work by Repeat. Please review the Backblast at Snake Pit for The Moleskine.
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Thunderstruck tire flip

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Cherry Picker
– WM
THE THANG:
– mosey to parking lot in back of school. split PAX in 2 groups. task for one PAX (“the traveler”) was to flip large tire from one team to the other. traveler calls exercise which all other PAX will do while traveler is moving to other side. Rinse and repeat until all PAX traveled. Mosey to play ground and back to tire location. switched to lawn area for Jack Webb: 1x Merkin + 4x OH clap … all the way to 10x / 40x. Mosey back to COT
MARY:
– finish strong with some music: Thunderstruck burpees.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held accordingly.

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Stare at the Stair

WARMUP: Mosey to COG, SSH, Windmills, IW, HW

THE THANG:
10 handicapped parking spaces…hmmmm…..
1 merkin bear crawl to the next space
2 merkins bear crawl
3 merkins bear crawl, etc. to 10
same on the way back with squats and lunge walks

Mosey to front stairs of First Baptist
7s with Squats at the bottom, Merkins at the top

Mosey back towards COG hit all the stairs…I mean ALL of them

Wall sit with 2 burpees down the line
rinse and repeat

Mosey to the new parking lot at the UMC

Parker Peter, Peter Parker, Mountain Climber sequence

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year events. Mental health is health

COT: YHC thinking about professional orchestral auditions….sometimes you have to drink your own kool-aid. let go of everything you want to fix or do better and lay it out there like it’s the best thing around

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MISSING: Slow Jams

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Windmills, Merkins and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: First Set: (5) Rounds of Pull ups and Squats; Second Set: (3) Rounds of Burpees, Seal Jacks and Peter Parkers at Light Poles with 1st Round mode of transportation as Lunges, 2nd Round as Bear Crawl, and 3rd Round as Crab Walks. Third Set: (3) Rounds of Wall Sits and running to Third parking island and back to wall sit.
MARY: Merkins and LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10th Year Anniversary Events
COT: Family and Friends to get better in health.

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