BOMBS Away

WARMUP: SSH and old man Abe
THE THANG: A Dora with
Blockies 100
Overhead Press 125
Merkins 150
BBS 175
Swings 200
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D this weekend, the Gremlin in Mint Hill in honor of a fallen Pax
COT: Remember it is great to be a man, be present and engaging with you M every day, not just 2/14

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Welcome to my TED Talk

Disclaimer disclaimed
Valentine’s Day Eve – Accelerating the M requires both Skill and Love. Just like our fitness, relationships are either Accelerating or Decelerating, Aye?
If you think you are “Maintaining” your relationship, you are actually Decelerating.

Mosey to WEP Stage
The Culture is a Jester
• Our culture likes to present marriage as easy, but a HIM knows virtue takes work, and thus marriage will take work.
Warm Up
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
Al Gore w/ 10 MNC IC
11 Hill Billy Walkers IC
Yoga?

There is NO 50 Yard Line
• Halfway is not good enough when it comes to the M. An Accelerating HIM will go the length of the field for his M.

The Thang – Pearls on a String became chase Maximus (and Clickbait and Poppins, with Band Camp on form patrol) around the WEP loop, at each swing, do the following:
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels

Your Wife is NOT Your Best Friend
• She is made for a much higher purpose, put her on the pedestal alone.

Mosey to Pike Entrance
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips
Mosey to Pike Wall
Wall Sits and Burpee Waterfall

Joy Trumps Happiness
• Happiness is a transitory positive feeling
• Joy is a permanent state of hopeful satisfaction
• A healthy and vital M is a lifetime pursuit

Mary – Flutters until 0600

Marriage requires Proximity and Purpose. It transforms a man from a selfish Happiness-junkie into a selfless Joy-seeker. The HIM knows if he fails at his M, nothing else he does will matter.

Announcements: Q-Source after this. D2D celebration on 3/2
COT: stays in COT

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Looongest shuttle run ever

WARMUP: yes, we did some after a quick mosey
THE THANG: ran suicides across the ENTIRE parking lot, over 1 mile

Ran over to cindies and lined up in a straight line where we did 25 reps of a particular exercise then ran across to halfway point of parking lot and back. We got through 9 or 10 sets
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, gremlin 2/17, eggstravaganza
COT: yes

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On the X

WARMUP: Side straddle hops in cadence to 20, Imperial Walker in cadence to 20, Abe Vigota (slow old man windmill in cadence to 20.
THE THANG: On the X :

Each line 12,3,6,9 o’clock gets 5 hand release merkins at the end of each rotation you go all the way around on hands to next quadrant line once you are there get on your feet and jog in place until all PAX done

Rotation1
Q1: Shoulders : All exercises to 15 in cadence
Baby arm circles front
Baby arm circles back
Moracan night club
Overhead arm clap
Carolina dry docks 15 OYO then do Merkin circle 12, 3,6, 9 o’clock position hand walking to each jog in place when done.

Lap around the parking lot Indian Run last the whole way
Q2: Legs : All exercises to 15 in cadence

Alternating side squats
Blart: riding your motorcycle hands on handle bars sway forward left right then back
Cracker jacks= side straddle hops in squat position
Single leg RDL 15 per leg
Bolt 45’s half way down from standing, all the way down from halfway then 15 full squats

Q3: Abs
Plank 30 seconds
Side plank 30 seconds
Knalp 30 seconds
American Hammer 15  4 count
Box cutter 15
Gas pumper 15 OYO

Mosey back to COT

MARY:Two minutes all the way up 30 seconds halfway 30 seconds all the way without touching ground 10 then all the way up 10 repeat until time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D final push, Mint Hill CSAUP @Goose will post details
COT: Shout out to all the Men of F3 who have kept coming out into the gloom and have not only kept this thing up for over a decade but have grown F3 through there witnessing in there spheres of influence. It has been more than a blessing to so many!!

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Morning Matinee @ Lazarus

WARMUP:

Mosey to front of theater

-20 SSH (IC)
-10 Windmill (IC)
-20 SSH (IC)
-10 Moroccan Night Clubs (IC)

THE THANG:

DORA – partner runs a lap while other partner:

-50 Burpees
-100 Derkins
-150 Dips
-200 Step Ups

Mosey to cinderblocks/coupons exercise rotations between partner with cinderblock and partner without.

Mosey back to COT

MARY: A little

ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D Bar. Blood drive.

COT: Illness circling around schools/homes. Mental Illness and Addicton.

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Afton Brayden Hill Climb

Run to Afton Way (.39 miles)

15 dips
15 merkins derkins

Run to Afton and Galbreath Intersection (shoulders)
30-60 second hold plank rockers
15 Superman I Y T (alternate arms to make a I Y or T

Afton/Lizzie Lane (Legs)
15 Squats
15 Calf Raises

Back to Brayden Parkway and up Hill
15 Burpees at the top of the hill.

Back down Brayden to Afton and repeat loop

Return to COT (3.5 Miles or so)

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Tribute to Cardinal

WARMUP:

Brief description of workout today and shared a bit about Cardinal.

THE THANG:

15 Side Straddle Hops
10 Tempo Merkins
10 Flutter Kicks
10 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward
10 Little Baby Arm Circles Backward
10 Hallelujahs *
10 Knoxville Cherry Pickers
20  Sec. Samson Hold**
10 Willie Mays Hayes
The Thang:

Set 1
5 Burpees
5 Big Boys
5 Heels to Heaven
Set 2
10 Burpees                                                
10 Little Baby Crunches
10 Mt. Climbers Double Count
Set 3
15 Burpees                                                
15 Air Squats
15 Freddy Mercury’s
Set 4
20 Burpees
* Hallelujahs = a shoulder burn exercise. Hands up at ear level. Raise up to full extension I cadence. 1 up, 2 down, 3 up, 4 down.
** Samson Hold = Arms extended straight out like your pushing against two pillars.

We had time left so we did some trips up the stairs at the movie theater and did some “pull ups” with the railing. “Reverse merkins”

MARY: lots
ANNOUNCEMENTS: prayers for marriages and families suffering loss
COT: yes

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Carry on bitches

WARMUP: 25 SSH
WINDMILLS
15 Merkins IC
Mosey over to bottom of hill where a piece of cardboard in the trash had a weinke in it. (I put it  there)

THE THANG: 7s

7 Halos each direction
6 goblet squats
5 KB swings
4 russian twists (each side)
3 straight arm over head
2 skull crushers
1 man maker

Run to top of hill and back drop one exercise off each round

1 burpee at top, increasing to 7

Part II

Overhead weighted carry over in front of field
Dora the Horror

Rd1

Partner up,

partner 1 does 100 OH press with bell.
Partner 2 does Lunge walk with KB

Rd 2

Partner 1 does 200 curls
Partner 2 Bear crawl to cone and back

Rd 3

Overhead weighted carry to cone and back 300 drag throughs – didn’t have time to finish

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT:yes

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