WARMUP: 100 SSH
DOWNWARD DOG
UPWARD DOG
MERKINS
THE THANG: MOSEY TO PAVILION/BURPEES AT EVERY CAR AND BENCH
WALL SITS
INCHWORM MERKINS TO EDGE/SPRINTS BACK
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS (TAKE TURNS) SRINT DOWN
BROAD JUMP BACK
LBCS /FLUTTERS/FREDDYS
CRAB WALK
11s AT LOOP
MIKE TYSONS AND JUMP SQUATS
MARY: included in workout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yes
WARMUP: SSH and Moroccan Night Clubs
Order:
Sally
Zalinsky
Olaf
Poppins
Sally’s Q:
Top- 10 shoulder press w/ coupons
Downhill- 10 steps then 10 mountain climbers double count.
Bottom- 10 XFactors single count
Uphill- 10 steps then 10 Merkins on hill
Repeat 10 times or until inevitable time out
Zalinsky’s Q:
Partner Dora
AMRAP excercises were Prison Cell Merkins, Jump Squats, Big Boy Situps.
4 corner exercises were: 10 Merkins, 10 Big Boys, 10 Squats, 5 Burpees
Olaf’s Q:
Fire hose indian run to bleachers. Stop for burpees along the way twice.
Teams divided into two and bear crawl under the bleachers, do 3 hand release merkins, run back.
Poppins’ Q:
Partner up. Movements to cones and back. Burpees at each side. Movements were: Partner carry, wheelbarrow, bear crawl, long jump. Start with 10 burpees on each end and drop it by 2 each time we swapped movements.
FINAL VOTES
Olaf – 19
Poppins – 18
Zalinsky – 5
Sally – 3
We had 12 Pax, make it 13, Splinter drove through the Circle of Pain while we were doing out Side Straddle Hops. While I did prove a disclaimer, I forgot to mention incoming vehicles as a potential hazard.
Back to warm-ups (SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank Stretches, Peter Parker, Parker Peters)
Next, we moseyed to the entrance of the Middle School. The workout for the remainder of time was The Accumulator:
Do the exercise and take a lap around the buffet. Rinse and Repeat, accumulating each exercise.
10 Merkins – 20 Flutter Kicks – 20 Squats – 30 Plank Punches – 20 LBC’s – 20 Carolina Dry Docks – 10 Burpees
Unfortunately, the above reps were impacted by inflation, here are the revised reps:
15 Merkins – 25 Flutter Kicks – 25 Squats – 36 Plank Punches – 28 LBC’s – 25 Carolina Dry Docks – 15 Burpees
**lesson: inflation has a random impact on prices (in this case reps)
Most pax got through the full list, some of the crazies (fast pax) started from the top again. Back to COT.
Honeypot and Poppins faced off this week. it was great.
WARMUP: After much complaining about being in the dark we warmed up and started a yog around the back of the school.
THE THANG: We had fun with a skinny starfish SORRY! 😂
Each exercise is followed by returning to the center for 20 squats (crowd pleaser)
Station 1
Round 1 – Hand Release Merkins x10
Round 2 – Add Clap Merkins x10
Round 3 – Add Toe Touch Merkins x10
Round 4 – Add Mike Tysons x10
Station 2 (All Men)
Station 2
Round 1 – Shoulder Tap x15 (Double Count)
Round 2 – Add Mountain Climbers x15 (Double Count)
Round 3 – Add Peter Parkers x15 (Double Count)
Round 4 – Add Donkey Kicks x15 (Double Count)
MARY: We stretched a bit and realized that Italian Job is way more flexible than expected.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: One month till my birthday. Accepting gifts now.
COT: Please pray for mental health and reach out if you need help. Thanks Poppins for the invite and always being a HIM.
The Thrill is gone.
WARMUP:None we went straight to work
THE THANG:
ROUND 1
Hit all the light poles with varying modes of transportation
Pole 1- 5 merkins and bear crawls
Pole 2- 10 squats and lunge walk
Pole 3- 15 Big Boys and crawl bear
Pole 4- 20 burpee’s and duck walk
Pole 5- 25 HR Merkins and bear crawl
Pole 6- 30 LBC and lunge walk
Pole 7- 35 Monkey humpers and crawl bear
Pole 8- 40 Flutters and discussion on Jester and related it to Jesus’ 40 days of fasting and temptations in the wilderness
ROUND 2
Mosey to school entrance and did laps with pain stations at student drop off area
10-LBC
10-merkins
10-dips
10-Derkins
MARY: corporate
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Had to be there
Beautiful March weather (seriously it was a perfect day) for the 0800 launch of the Eröffnung Jäger. PAX were assured by Grinder that the routes were well marked and there were no Zima-miles. This proved to be 99.9% true (you could still get lost if you wanted to…)
The premise was solid. 4 man team (2 Ruckers, 2 Runners). Runners had longer routes and teams met at checkpoints for team exercises before they could head to the next station. The pain stations were tough. Lutefisk about killed the PAX at the first one. (Oh, that was just me?) Triple Lindy had us loading munitions. Cake Boss brought candy, but it was not a sweet treat. (Could have also been that the leg leading to Alison Park was soul crushing….) Tinsel forgot it was a CSAUP and thought he was prepping for a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs wresting match.
The finishing team results:
1.) Vuvu/Beaker (for the record you were suggested to have a 4 man team…)
2.) Cobra Kai’s crew (that included the mythical Gekko)
3.) Camp 3D’s Sugar Shady Band Bug
4.) Cornerstone’s posse
5.) Poppins’ Chimney Sweeps (seriously impressive that Badlands ran back from the final pain station to connect with his teams’ Ruckers)
6.) The Entourage around Shield
7.) Slow Jams and the Lake Ridge Wanders
8.) Lake Wylie’s Wild Thing drinking Whiskey and enjoying a Big Mac (great to see these guys from across the bridge here for the CSAUP)
Afterwards at the Print Shop, we celebrated the Dam 2 Dam fundraising effort where The Fort is sending $7,500 to Defend the Fatherless, $7,500 to Autism Strong, $7,500 to the Fort Mill Care Center, and $10,000 to the F3 the Fort endowed scholarship.
It is an honor to be part of The Fort alongside some amazing high impact men. On behalf of Grinder and the entire planning crew, this backblast is respectfully submitted by the smallest cog in the Jaeger machine—Band Camp.
For reference:
The Preblast: https://f3thefort.com/2023/01/31/preblast-jaeger/
YHC’s Strava tracker: https://www.strava.com/activities/8697393033
The Jaeger will hunt again next year. Send any feedback to: jaeger.csaup@gmail.com
WARMUP: no warmup
THE THANG: moseyed for about a mile around the school towards the benches
Where we did our first tabata
Step ups r leg
Step ups l leg
Derkins
Irkins
Split squats r
Split squats l
Dips
Air squats
Completed bear crawl, Ran .5 miles back and bear crawl for 2nd round of first Tabata
Then ran .5 miles to another parking lot for a 2nd set of Tabata exercises.
Flutters
LBCs
Freddie mercuries
Plank jacks
Taps
Parker peters
Peter Parker’s
Mountain climbers
Ran another .5 miles and then began
2nd set ⬆️
Then we tried to get in 11s with Cindy, man makers at top of hill, kraken burpees at bottom. We failed to finish before running out of time. Thank goodness.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA, Bethel
COT: challenge to restore severed relationships
WARMUP: mosey to a church parking lot
Do some burpees and some dynamic warmups along with some exercises in cadence.
THE THANG: NUR up the hill to a different church parking lot. Introduce 5/10/15 of big boy sit ups, merkins and squats. Run to other places to do 5/10/15. Hit a record for most churches hit, unofficial of course.
Held AL Gore and did squats in a circle.
Introduced walk like an Egyptian.
Duck walked up Main Street with squats at light poles.
Some more running to churches for more 5/10/15
MARY: Souptonuts led us in some Mary as a warmup for next week’s VQ.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: burpees for bbq round 2. March 2nd 2024.
COT: CSPAN style.
WARMUP: Mozy, Side straddle hops, tie fighters
THE THANG: two pain stations set up 50yds apart, two rounds…almost 3. Mozy to tables for step ups and dips
MARY: round robin
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Donations to ship remaining shoes
COT: prayers for Peabody, prayers for Family!