Ab Destruction

WARMUP: SSH, Slow Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocan Nightclubs
THE THANG: We toured the campus of Springfield Middle and Elementary schools stopping 5 times for Ab Destruction.

Big Boy w/Twist
Toe Taps
Reverse Crunch
Mountain Climbers
Plank Toe Taps
Each exercise was done 20× at each stop for a total of 500 reps.
MARY: Was alot of stretching/Broga

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet shoot and Bourbon tasting was mentioed
COT: We had an FNG that we named RollOff. …we said our prayers and Praises and I took them out with a prayer.

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Surprise! Lights Special

WARMUP: Mosey to blue benches, Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Cherry Pickers, Honey Mooner, and Downward Dog
THE THANG: 11s = Starting with Dips on the blue benches and ran down the sloped hilly driveway to the second light pole to do Merkins. After, mosey back to the parking lot next to COT. Started with 10 Burpees at first light pole, then 20 Shoulder Taps at the second light pole, and Squats at the last light pole with mode of transportation (MOT) for the first round being Lunges and running back to the start. Second Round involved the same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Bear Crawls, and final round same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Nur.
MARY: Flutters, American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Big Boy Sit Ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet Shooting on November 11, Bourbon Tasting on November 18, Spartan Race on November 19, and Shower Curtain (Fall Risk) having the coat drive.
COT: Patience with Ms and 2.0s giving them the proper attention as a husband and father.

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Hills pay the bills

WARMUP: nah
THE THANG: Mosey towards Gold Hill, since it was 10/3/22 approx every .25 miles we did 3 Kraken Burpees, 10 Mtn climbers and 22 flutters. When we got to Gold Hill we did sprints every other light pole and looped around far end parking lot and around back of school where we I explained next part.,

Hill repeats, 1st trip:

CDD (10) going up and squats (10) going down hill for first trip (every other pole)

Flutters at top and bottom waiting for 6, plus 20/22 extra

2nd trip: Burpees up (3) and Monkey humpers (10) every third pole

Flutters again, mosey back to COT

MARY: burpees instead
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel mens shelter, pints n padres
COT: had to be there

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Ironclad for the Win

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, LSS, Moroccan Nightclubs, downward dog/honeymooners
THE THANG: my son Ironclad (11) has been posting at the Yard and was very eager to help create the winky.  He wrote out the exercises so this is a workout an 11 year old can do 😉

5 reps of Merkins, Derkins, Diamond Merkins, Parker Peters.  Run half way around the loop and complete another set of 5 reps of each exercise.
Rinse and repeat but increase the rep count to 10 of each exercise.

Mosey to the back of the school for some wall work. Balls to the Wall. Every man does a 10 count (hold position for 90 seconds). Recovery is a wall sit for 90 seconds. Rinse and repeat!

Mosey to the next station:  
Round 1: 20 SSH, 20 Flutters, 40 squats, 40 shoulder taps (double count), 30 Carolina Dry Docks – run a lap around the parking lot
Round 2: 20 Xs & Os, 15 Big Boys, 20 LBCs, 15 Flutters, 10 Diamond merkins

Mosey to the pull up bars:
Split in 2 groups. 1st group completes 10 pull ups. 2nd group completes 10 knees to chest using the swing sets. Flapjack and complete 2 rounds

Mosey back to COT for 2mins of Mary to finish.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: t laps for Poppins and his work on the Kenya shoes collection.
COT:praying for Double Ds father in surgery today, for Lookout’s son as he is dealing with seizures. Spectre’s family as they fly in from Chicago before hurricane Ian. Praying for all this impacted by the hurricane.

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IronPax Week 4. The End

WARMUP: Instructions and quick SSH and Windmills.
THE THANG: The last IronPax of the season was build for runners and titled “Death by Skiny Runner”. It was 3 miles
Of running and 650 reps for time.

100 Gas Pumpers (Knees to Chest – watch the video)
50 Jump Rope
1 mile run
25 Hello Dollies (seriously, watch the video)
25 Burpees
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 Hand Release Merkins (we explain a lot in the video)
25 V-Ups
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 Leg Raises
25 Jungle Boi Squats – 2 spoons style (we will even do demonstrations)
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
25 4-count flutter kicks (watch the video)
25 Bonnie Blairs (hard way – right leg and left leg counts as 1 – if there is any question about this, re-watch the video)
50 Jump Rope
400-meter run
100 Big Boy Sit-ups
50 Jump Rope
1 mile run

MARY: none. We were all gassed
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethal Mens Shelter service opportunity. Read your Newsletter
COT:

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WOD-Kerrie Orozco

WARMUP: mosey and the a quick warmup with windmills, low and slow squats and then a plank hold while I read the story of Kerrie Orozco
THE THANG: Kerrie Orozco- WOD (AMRAP 10-15 rounds)

▪️ 100-m sprint (Down the hill)
▪️ 5 burpees
▪️ 20 LBC
▪️ 15 Merkins
▪️ 100-m sprint (Up the hill)
▪️ 1 Min Dead Hang (switched to overhead holds with Cindy after 30 min)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Looked better on paper Dora

WARMUP: Rucks on – grab weight plates coupons (Fishstix claims I must have borrowed them cause they are too heavy for me) and walk through parking lot (with a short coupon rifle carry) to O’Reilly parking lot for CoP

Rucks off – SSH, WM, up/down dog, merkins, MNC all IC

THE THANG: rucks back on and suitcase carry coupons onto Old Farm Rd.

At entrance to apartments, coupons down and perform 10 Squats (IC) and 10 Merkins (OYO)

pick coupons back up and suitcase carry to end of Old Farm Rd

partner up for Dora 1 2 3

(ruck stays on for duration – use coupons for exercise)

100 curls – partner 1 curls while partner 2 rifle carries coupon to tree and back. switch/repeat

200 OH Press – partner 1 OH Press while partner 2 bear crawls to tree and back. switch/repeat (this is where complaining/modifications started – no gloves was bad idea)

300 Shoulder Taps- partner 1 Shoulder Taps while partner 2 suitcase carries coupon to tree and back. switch/repeat (this is where no gloves was really bad idea)

Had to cut Shoulder taps short for sake of time and head back toward CoT.

MARY: Tinsel showed us a shortcut on the way back so we had time for some chest press flutters and American Hammers IC and finally broke in Tinsel’s new rucks with some pickle pointers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shoes for F3 Kenya continues until Tuesday – need shoes for all ages

Adopt-a-road trash cleanup – this Saturday 0745 Peachstand

read newsletter for other fundraising/service opportunities including charity skeet shoot, dam2dam, etc

COT: Don’t do it alone

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45s

WARMUP:
15x
SSH
Low slow squat
Cherry Pickers
Moroccan Night Clubs
Peter Parker’s
Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG:
45s
Count off in groups of 3
# of reps – 15
Do workout #1 together to start
Run down to loop and back
Do workout #1, #2 together
Run down to loop and back
Add new exercise after each run
Do exercises I. Cadence as team of 3
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Hurley
3. Flutters (DC)
4. Burpees
5. Lunge jumps (DC)
6. V-ups

MARY:
Plank for 6
15x Mtn Climbers

COT: prayers: parents and kids. Dads are learning they can’t effectively parent by yelling at their 2.0s. Have grace, understanding, and know when to listen and keep your mouth shut. Praises: Keep trying new approaches with 2.0s, ask how you can help them. Let them know when you make mistakes.

Serenity Prayer:
“God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

Cubbie out

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Stars and Stripes

WARMUP:
Windmills
Cherry Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
Plank
Upward Dog
Downward Dogs
Mountain climbers
Moroccan nightclubs

THE THANG: Mosey up hill

Star Cone Workout

Start in middle, return to middle after every exercise

Round 1- Mode of transportation- Run
20 merkins
4 corners each corner had an exercise
1- Plank jacks (30)
2- LBC (25)
3- Monkey Humpers (15)
4- Star Sits or XO’s (10)

Round 2- Mode of transportation, Bear Crawl
5 Burpees
1- Apolo Ohnos (5)
2- Jumping Lunges (5)
3- Jumping Squats (5)
4- Bomb Jacks (5)

Mosey towards Pike engineering

Wall sits
One person lunge walks to curb and sprints back
Take turns until all have completed

Move closer towards parking lot
10 box jumps or step ups

Mosey to side of Pike for Team Dora

4 run to far end of lot and and 4 complete exercises (in cadence)

100 CDD
200 Flutters
300 Arm Circles
MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Cleanup 9/24, Pints N Padres 10/6, Shoes for Kenya, Bethel Mens Shelter 10/15
COT: Had to be there

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