Not A Moderate Workout

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:

1. Light Poles:
Light Pole 1: 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2: 15 Jump Squats
Light Pole 3: 20 Big Boys
Light Pole 4: 25 Calf Raises
➡ MOT: Lap 1: Mosey between poles, Lap 2: Bear Crawl between poles, Lap 3: Crab Walk between poles

2. Partner Work Benches:
P1: 20 Incline Merkins
P2: Run up and back on from Cone to cone
Repeat with:
20 Decline Merkins
20 Step Ups
20 Tricep Dips

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Peter Parkers
200 Lunges
300 Seal Jacks
➡ One partner works, the other jogs from Cone to cone.

Announcements:
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COT:
Prayers and Praises

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Block/Bar/Hill Blender at Ring of Fire

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: 2 rounds of block work: 15 thrusters, 15 curls, 15 decline merkins, 15 overhead extenstions. Followed by 10 min partner circuit: Partner A did 10 pull ups and ran the hill while Partner B held a plank. All PAX together for 10 min did 10 block squats, 10 bent over rows, ran to bottom of hill for 10 big boys.
MARY: LBCs, 60 second plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter serve opportunity 2/5
COT:

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Accumulator

WARMUP:
SSH and Windmills while Beaker geared-up and joined us.
Ran to the new parking lot at the top of main for more warm-up:
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
SealJacks
Plank Punches
Travoltas

THE THANG:
Ran to Blackwell’s Tax service parking lot, which became our starting point for each accumulator round.

For each round, an exercise was called and pax ran to first telephone pole to do one rep (4 count), then ran to second pole for 2, 3rd pole for 3, and so on, until the 9th pole was reached and 9 reps were done. Once leading pax completed, he ran back and “swept” everyone else, wherever they were, such that we all ran back together.

We got half way through my weinke of 10 exercises:
1. Mountain Climbers
2. Heels to heaven
3. Seal jacks
4. Box Cutters
5. Speed Skaters

Back to COT for a few exercises of Mary.

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Basketball Legends

WARMUP: “Tip -Off”
– Warm-Up “Tip-Off”
– Circle-up, all reps in cadence
– Side Stradel Hops-15
– Windmills-10
– Imperial Walkers-10
– Low Slow Squats (hold) 5
– Mountain Climbers 30
– 1 Burpee (Bobby Hurley & Merkins Alternative)
THE THANG:
Message: Kindness, in part, is noticing the guy on your left & right just like a fast break. Look out for each other today
Quarter 1 Fast Break/Full Court Press
Baseline- layup lunges 10 each leg

Half Court-line jumps 25 and 25 Plank Jacks

Free Throw Line- jump shot merkins

Sideline – defensive slides

Inside the Paint- Rebound Burpees (Bobby Hurley & Merkin Alternative) 5

Quarter 2 Starting 5 Grinder
2 rounds
23 squats (Jordan)
24 merkins (Kobe)
33 big boy situps (Bird)
30 mountain climbers- (Curry)
21 Bonnie Blairs (Duncan)
Message: Great players make teammates better. Great men do the same at home and work

Halftime-Free Throws
Partner A: wall sit
Partner B: 20 shoulder taps, sprint to cone
Switch/ 4 times
Halftime talk: You never know what game someone else is playing (i.e. their life experience) Kindness and understanding are the easiest assists you’ll ever give another person

Quarter 3 Fast Break
Killer Knock Out-play for 8 minutes-If you get knocked out you must perform 10 merkins, 10 bobby Hurley’s, and 10 LBC’s before you can reenter the game. Keep track of how many knockouts you get, prize for the winner
Message: Leave no man behind, leave no man where you found him
Quarter 4 Buzzer Beater 45 seconds/15 seconds rest
American Hammer
Little Baby Crunches
Flutter Kicks
Hello Dolly
Plank Jacks
Flutter Kicks
Closing message: On a court, kindness may look like a pass, a pick for someone else so they can score, or picking a teammate off the ground. Off the court it is a text to check in with someone, forgiveness to those that might have wronged you in some way, patience with those that frustrate you, choose to be kind because kindness changes locker rooms, families and communities!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Track, Block, Bars, Hill

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
5 Burpees OYO

THE THANG:
1. Track Work:
800m Nur Charge to Run
Stop every 200m
15 merkins, 20 squats

2. Coupon Suck:
4 rounds, 1 OYO work – PAX work
10 Pullups – Wall Sit
10 Cindy Thrusters – Block Plank
15 Block Curls – Wall Sit
10 Overhead Squats – Block Plank

1. Coupon/Hill Work
DORA
100 Merkins
200 Squat
300 LBC
Block Farmers Carry – Half Down The Hill

MARY:
No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Shelter

COT:
We can do hard things

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Noterate

WARMUP: yea. but with accumulating burpees interspersed
THE THANG: Mosey a tad: to some good island based parking lots

6-7 with curb alberts and mike tysons
mode of transit: bear crawl/crawl bear

6-7 with squats and boxer toe touches
mode of transit: lunge walk/reverse lunge walk

(There were kids here. I had to 6-7 them)

Head to the football field.
Some running 100 yards at a time

1 burpee in the endzone
10 merkins at the 10 yard line
2 burpees-20 merkins at the 20, etc.
3-30
4-40
5-then YHC realized this was stupid as we’d already done 100 merkins and a bunch of mike tysons. So, we went to the hill YCH originally wanted to go to anyway

https://f3nation.com/exicon?entryId=exicon-1757988690608-7220
found this in the Codex
It was Shady-level “fun”
Bowser Jr. rolled down the hill. All of us did not, but I wanted to.

MARY: a little yoga instead.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of them in the newsletter and beyond
COT: was held.

Panhandle confided that this was not a moderate workout. Sorry, Not Sorry. You guys freaking crushed it anyway. 45 min on a Saturday makes it moderate–right? You’re welcome

Many of you know I don’t post often on Saturday because it’s concentrica time in my household. My M was working out of town, and the 2.0s slept in. It was great to be among the PAX this Saturday. The work we GET to do in the gloom is a privilege. Remember that when some jackwagon calls 7-2-20s.

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Zipper

WARMUP:
The pledge of allegiance
THE THANG:
Run to old Hardee’s parking lot
Provide directions to Pax to run right side zipper.
At each end 10 merkins and 10 squats

Run back to COT
3 miles
100 merkins
100 squats

Most got more than 3 and more reps since they are fast.
Approximately 130 reps of each plus other stuff at the end.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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King of The Ring Round 1

Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Merkins – 10 IC
Low Slow Squats – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
The Thang:
Perform a Ladder: (Start with 5 reps; Add +5 each round except Blockees)
After each round, run 1 lap around track
Exercises (with cinder):
1. Blockees (burpee w/ cinder)
2. Block Chest Presses
3. Block Curls
4. Block Squats
5. Block Swings
6. Block Overhead Presses
MARY: Didn’t have enough time for her to show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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