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School Tour

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Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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Short Circuit

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, WM, HW, mosey and Broga
THE THANG: 3 circuits:
1st: Upper Body, 15 Merkins, CDD, 20 Shoulder Taps and 15 WAM x3
2nd: Lower Body, 15 LSS, 20 Lunges, 15 Jump Squats and 60 second wall sit x3
3rd: Core/other, 10 burpees, 20 Mt Climbers, flutters and Glut Bridges x3. Did modify burpees on round 2&3.
MARY: 10 6 count burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Meatloaf at Bethel, Trash Pickup, lots of running opportunities.
COT: 5th core STK.

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Push it to the limit

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WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walkers
Moroccan nightclubs
Michael Phelps
Squats
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Ladder interval up downs

Merkins and Squats
MOT Bear Crawl

LBC Jump Squats
MOT Lunges

Dora with shared bag

Merkins
Big boys
Imp Walkers

Carolina Dry Docks
Dips
LBC

50
100
150

Mosey w bag back to COT

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza

COT:
Prayers for family and health

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The Dora Smoke Show

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Leg Ups
150 Tricep Dips
200 Squats

MARY: She likes to show up when Dora is there
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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What would you say you do here?

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WARMUP: yea, this is important

THE THANG:

  1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10
  2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the first, bear crawl to the second, 10 squats, bear crawl, etc. up to 30
  1. the last light pole was not illuminated….reminds me of a sad clown. A man who is present but the lights are off. So, of course we did reps there, because that guys needs them the most
  1. back down the hill with Carolina Dry Docks and crawl bear.
  2. mosey to the front of the school for a fake stop
  3. mosey to the back of the school for a short sprint
  4. mosey to the side of the school to climb the hill
  5. mosey back to COT with Dictator taking the lead

MARY: last 5 min and we rotated who led

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: There are lots of guys in our lives with their lights off. Just a shell of what they could be. You can see it at work, in your neighborhood, at church, your kid's school, the grocery store, in a restaurant, etc. They're cosplaying at being the men they were created to be. F3 isn't the only answer for them, but it's a pretty dang good one. Go EH!

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BOMBS Away!

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WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber
THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns.
Round 1 Exercises: Burpees, Overhead claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats.
Round 2 Exercises: OH Claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats
Round 3 Exercises: Merkins, LBC's, Squats
MARY: 5 Big Boys, 5 Merkins, repeat until time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel is tonight. Read your newsletter
COT:

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Apollo Creed

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WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, low slow squats, merkins

THE THANG:
There are 11 swings around the perimeter of the park. Starting from the parking lot, a tree near the handicap spots was used as the starting point.

Ladder style – shuttle run workout:
1 burpee at the tree, run to the 1st swing and 5 merkins
Back to the tree, 1 burpee, to the 1st bench for 5 merkins, then the 2nd bench for 10 squats.
Back to tree for 1 burpee, 1st swing – 5 merkins, 2nd swing – 10 squats, 3rd swing – 15 LBCs
Following that cadence, the 4th swing was 20 SSH, 5th swing 25 mountain climbers (double count), 6th swing – 5 pull-ups.

Once at 6th swing, work your way back down but in reverse on the other side of the park, still going back to the tree for 1 burpee.
So 5 pull-ups, 25 mountain climbers, back to the tree for a burpee.
Then 5 pull-ups, 25 mountain climbers, 20 ssh, back to the tree for 1 burpee. Keep going until finished.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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