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School Tour

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Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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Full-body at The Forge

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9 men survived The Forge this morning. Here’s what we did:
 
Warm Up:

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • 10 Windmills (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

 
The Thang
 
Long Loop Mosey behind HT and back to Starting Point

  • 10 Merkins (IC), run to Dollar Tree
  • 10 Merkins (IC), 10 Squats (IC), run to side of Harris Teeter
  • 10 Merkins (IC), 10 Squats (IC), 10 American Hammers (IC)

 
Mosey to the big wall

  • 10 Wallsits (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats (10 IC each leg)
  • 10 Wall LBCs (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups – Hands (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups – Feet (IC)
  • 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)
  • 10 Wallsits (IC)

 
Mosey behind Express Oil

  • 10 Dips (IC)
  • 10 Irkins (IC)
  • 20 Calf Raises In
  • 20 Calf Raises Out
  • 20 Calf Raises Regular

 
Mosey to the Blue Mail Box

  • Butterfly Stretch
  • Sitting Reach Stretch L
  • Sitting Reach Stretch R
  • 10 American Hammers (IC)
  • 10 Flutters (IC)

 
Mosey to what used to be Rita’s

  • 20 Forward Arm Circles (IC)
  • 20 Backward Arm Circles (IC)
  • 20 Seal Claps (IC)
  • 20 Overhead Claps (IC)

 
Mosey back to the big wall

  • Bear Crawl from curb to curb
  • Lunge Walk from curb to curb
  • Crab Walk from curb to curb
  • Power Skips from curb to curb

 
Long Loop through the Full Lot back to COT

  • 10 Freddies (IC)
  • 10 Rosalitas (IC)
  • 10 Dollies (IC)

 
NMM
A lesson I learned this week: sometimes career opportunities pay more in dollars but cost more in the things that actually matter. Career trajectory and higher compensation aren’t worth the sacrifice of time with your loved ones. No one on their death bed says, “I wish I would have spent more time at work.” There’s a very good chance your job posting will go online before your obituary.

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The Dora Smoke Show

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Leg Ups
150 Tricep Dips
200 Squats

MARY: She likes to show up when Dora is there
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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What would you say you do here?

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WARMUP: yea, this is important

THE THANG:

  1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10
  2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the first, bear crawl to the second, 10 squats, bear crawl, etc. up to 30
  1. the last light pole was not illuminated….reminds me of a sad clown. A man who is present but the lights are off. So, of course we did reps there, because that guys needs them the most
  1. back down the hill with Carolina Dry Docks and crawl bear.
  2. mosey to the front of the school for a fake stop
  3. mosey to the back of the school for a short sprint
  4. mosey to the side of the school to climb the hill
  5. mosey back to COT with Dictator taking the lead

MARY: last 5 min and we rotated who led

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: There are lots of guys in our lives with their lights off. Just a shell of what they could be. You can see it at work, in your neighborhood, at church, your kid's school, the grocery store, in a restaurant, etc. They're cosplaying at being the men they were created to be. F3 isn't the only answer for them, but it's a pretty dang good one. Go EH!

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Ring Around the Rosie

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WARMUP:
## 1. DYNAMIC WARMUP (10-12 min)
– Imperial Walkers x10 IC
– Bend & Reach x10 IC
-Windmill x10 IC
– Short warmup jog
**20 yards, non-stop, down and back:**
– High knees
– Butt kickers
– Walking world's greatest stretch
– Elephant walks
– Dinosaur walks
– Soldier walks
– Side shuffle (each way)
– Karaoke (each way)
-A-Skips
-B-Skips
– C-skips
– Power skips
-Jog
-Run
– Sprints

THE THANG:
##Ring around the Rosie (30 mins)
SPRINT → EXERCISE → RUN → EXERCISE → SPRINT → EXERCISE
Wait for a partner to race before sprinting
15x Squats > Sprint
10x E Fwd Lunge
10x E Rear Lunge > Sprint
15x Billy Cannon
15x Squat Jumps > Sprint
10x E Speed Skaters
15x Plank Jacks > Sprint
25x E Mountain Climbers
15x Merkins > Sprint
15x Carolina Dry Docks
20x Overhead Arm Claps > Sprint
20x Overhead Arm Claps
Jog back to COT

##Love Triangle (15 mins)
3 to a group minimum
Watch for perfect Form or punishment
If watcher doesn’t call them out for bad form, they they get punished

Exercises

  1. 15x Squats
  2. 10x E Forward Lunges
  3. 10x E Rear Lunges
  4. 15x Squats
  5. 15x Merkins
  6. 10x Hand Release Merkin
  7. 20x American Hammers
  8. 20x Flutter Kicks

Punishment
Sprint 25 Yards & Broad Jump Back
(Step Squat if unable to broad Jump)

MARY:
X’s & O’s
Gas Pumps
Superman’s
Box cutters
Flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Big Red Bus
Trash Pickup

COT:
Sobriety
Family

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Island hops

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, , MNC, Windmill, cherry pickers

THE THANG: Mosey to parking lot in front of band field. Island hopping. 6 aisles. 1 exercise per aisle at every island the whole way down.
Aisle 1: 10 merkins – run (short aisle)
Aisle 2: 15 squats – shuffle L
Aisle 3: 20 plank jacks – shuffle R
Aisle 4: 25 calf raises – nur
Aisle 5: 10 jump squats – run (short aisle)
Aisle 6: 10 merkins – run (short aisle but 2x islands).

MARY: flutters, navy seal sit-ups , dying cockroaches, lbcs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trash pickup, American heart walk challenge (contact Sasquatch)
COT: yes

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Old school hard work

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WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, nightclubs, down dog, honey mooners mosey to apartments and did flutters and gas pumpers. Mosey down to the day care.

THE THANG: DORA

100 merkins

200 big boys

300 SSH

Run up hil to fire station and back.

Moseyed back near COT and grabbed a rock. Then completed

100 broad jumps
75 thrusters
50 over head squats
25 burpees

Partner 1 worked while partner two rested and picked up where ever partner 1 stoped. Point was to do the movements with good form and intensity. Do as many as you can then rest while your partner does the same.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus tomorrow, read your letters of news

COT: Pray for kids starting school and moving to college, family sickness, Miyagi going to police academy, and for the Pirate and his wife.

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Old school hard work

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WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, nightclubs, down dog, honey mooners mosey to apartments and did flutters and gas pumpers. Mosey down to the day care.

THE THANG: DORA

100 merkins

200 big boys

300 SSH

Run up hil to fire station and back.

Moseyed back near COT and grabbed a rock. Then completed

100 broad jumps
75 thrusters
50 over head squats
25 burpees

Partner 1 worked while partner two rested and picked up where ever partner 1 stoped. Point was to do the movements with good form and intensity. Do as many as you can then rest while your partner does the same.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus tomorrow, read your letters of news

COT: Pray for kids starting school and moving to college, family sickness, Miyagi going to police academy, and for the Pirate and his wife.

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Soccer sprints

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WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs
Imperial walkers
Low slow squat
Plank
Worlds greatest stretch
Tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to soccer field
Exercise 1
Single leg RDL x10e
Reverse lunge x10e
Calf raises x20
90% length of football field and back
X4

Exercise 2
10 jump squats
5 broad jumps
10 Apollo Ohno’s
100yd sprint, 90%
X4

Partner up
Partner A: 200yd run
Partner B: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats
X3-4

Mosey back to COT
MARY: feet to heaven and 6 inches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel
COT:

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