*WARMUP:*
Windmills
Plank
Moroccan Nightclubs
*THE THANG:*
15 – Under The Wires 3x
15- Curls
30 – Bicycle Crunches 3x
30- American Hammers
15 – Walk-Out Push-Ups 3x
15- pull throughs
30 – Jacknifes 3x
100 – Yard Bear Crawl
15 – Diamond Push-Ups 3x
15 – Man Makers
*MARY:*
None
*ANNOUNCEMENTS:*
Christmas party coming up- see Maximus for details.
*COT:*
WARMUP:
Pick up blocks
Walk to band lot
SSHs
Windmills
Sumos
THE THANG:
20yard murder bunnies
10 man makers
20 yard bear crawl
10 flying squirrels
20 yard crawl bear
10 bombjacks
Rinse and repeat until murder bunnies into endzone
Round 2
20yard murder bunnies
10 curls
20 yard bear crawl
10 leg lifts
20 yard crawl bear
10 big boys
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: various around the parking lot
THE THANG: partner Dora with 100 merkins, 200 squats and 300 lbcs with a run to the other end of the strip in between
We did various waterfall rounds ( bond jacks, bear crawls, etc) while the rest of us did a wall sit outside persis
MARY: a few
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Valentine’s Day themed warmup
Diamond Merkins x 10 – for all the diamond rings being given away today
Lunges x 10 – in preparation for getting down on one knee
Pickle Pounder x 10 – if you know you know, you know?
Monkey Humpers x 10 – reference above
THE THANG:
1) Lunges for Lovers
Partner Up
Down and back in front of school
Partner #1 carries sandbag rotating between sang bag toss and overhead carry. Partner #2 stays at home base working on series of exercises. Rotate until exercises are complete.
50 lunges
50 squat and jumps
50 over the shoulder toss
2) Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
PAX take turns pulling cards with exercises from “box of chocolates”, never knowing (but having a general idea) of what they’re going to get.
Front Squats x 10
Front Squats x 10
Back Squats x 10
Back Squats x 10
Overhead Press x 10
Overhead Press x 10
Bent Row x 10
Bent Row x 10
Curls x 15
Curls x 10
Curls x 5
Deadlift x 10
Deadlift x 10
Bench Press x 10
Bench Press x 10
Manmaker x 10
Manmaker x 5
Firemans Carry
Overhead Carry
Bearhug Carry
Merkins with sandbag pull thru x 10
Merkins with sand bag pull thru x 10
20 LBC’s
20 Big Boys
MARY: Negative. Finished with a bit of Broga.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q versus Q in March. 3/1 Q School and Stockade. 3/2 Print Shop to present Bethel check @ 1pm. 3/9 Springtime Invergence. Get on a Rooster Team with @StraightUp. Maximus is hosting a Christmas Party.
COT: Don’t carry your weight alone. Prayers for healing of cancer/illness. Prayers for the men at Bethel and those that support. Travel.
We had 9, 2 KB snake pit 7 bushfire run boot camp.
WARMUP: SSH, IW, Windmills, Hillbilly walkers, overhead claps
THE THANG: today is usually a run day so we ran with a few exercises in between. 2.5mi in total. Was a little disappointed we didn’t hit 3. After warmup ran to the flags. Did the pledge. Ran to the back of campus near benches. Did 20 dips, 20 step ups and 20 derkins. Run to fire station. Did some ab exercises LBCs, flutters, cow milkers (thx @jwow). Run back to cot/ticket booth. Did hip exercises. Run back to flags and repeat. Run to benches and repeat. Run all the way back to cot for another round of hip exercises.
MARY: not much.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: take care of your M today it’s Vday.
WARMUP:
Joined Bushwood for this. See their BB
THE THANG:
30 reps each exercise. Farmer Carry up and down the parking lot after each exercise
Lunges (SC)
KB Swings
Rows (30 each arm)
Upright Rows
Palloff Press
Bicep Curls
Skull Crushers
4 Manmakers.
Total reps = 214
We had time so we went through the list again adjusting the farmer carry for time.
MARY: This was mostly core engaging work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D
COT: Marriages, Spectre’s son (Jed)
Disclaimer disclaimed
Valentine’s Day Eve – Accelerating the M requires both Skill and Love. Just like our fitness, relationships are either Accelerating or Decelerating, Aye?
If you think you are “Maintaining” your relationship, you are actually Decelerating.
Mosey to WEP Stage
The Culture is a Jester
• Our culture likes to present marriage as easy, but a HIM knows virtue takes work, and thus marriage will take work.
Warm Up
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
Al Gore w/ 10 MNC IC
11 Hill Billy Walkers IC
Yoga?
There is NO 50 Yard Line
• Halfway is not good enough when it comes to the M. An Accelerating HIM will go the length of the field for his M.
The Thang – Pearls on a String became chase Maximus (and Clickbait and Poppins, with Band Camp on form patrol) around the WEP loop, at each swing, do the following:
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels
Your Wife is NOT Your Best Friend
• She is made for a much higher purpose, put her on the pedestal alone.
Mosey to Pike Entrance
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips
Mosey to Pike Wall
Wall Sits and Burpee Waterfall
Joy Trumps Happiness
• Happiness is a transitory positive feeling
• Joy is a permanent state of hopeful satisfaction
• A healthy and vital M is a lifetime pursuit
Mary – Flutters until 0600
Marriage requires Proximity and Purpose. It transforms a man from a selfish Happiness-junkie into a selfless Joy-seeker. The HIM knows if he fails at his M, nothing else he does will matter.
Announcements: Q-Source after this. D2D celebration on 3/2
COT: stays in COT
WARMUP: mosey with dynamic stretching. Variety of warmup exercises in 15 reps all in cadence. Pleaded of Allegiance
THE THANG: bear crawl while partner does merkins (standard, diamond, wide) mosey to wall- muscle ups 10/8/6/4/2
Light poles for variety of upper, lower, core exercises. With 15 burpees to finish it up. Indian run back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: We all have things going on in our lives, we need to remember to put others first, focus on our changes, and remember to give others some grace.
WARMUP: Bear crawled to the starting point of The Longest Mile
THE THANG:
The Longest Mile
• 10 Burpees
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Air Squats
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Merkins
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Big Boys
• 100 meter Run
4 times
The Seven
• 7 Handstand Push-Ups
• 7 Thrusters with Cinder block
• 7 Knees-to-Nipples
• 7 Deadlifts with Cinder block
• 7 Burpees
• 7 Kettlebell Swings
• 7 Pull-Ups
Seven times
Last 10 minutes were a Hill Marry
SSH – run down the hill
Freddie Mercury – run up the hill
Lunges – run down the hill
Fire Crackers – run up the hill
Single Leg Squats – run to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer
Leg Day:
9 cones roughly 10 yds apart. Exercises in cadence and then mode of transport to next cone. Starting at 5 or 10 reps single count cadence and increasing by 5 or 10 respectively. Max count at 5th cone and then decrease by same number.
Squats 5, lunges walk
SSH 10, power skips
Bomb jacks 5, broad jumps
Calf raises 10, duck walk
Monkey humpers 5, toy soldiers
Bobby hurleys 5, high knees