Cross Dressing Q

  • QIC: Jekyll
  • When: 1/20/2015
  • Pax: Lug Nut (Respect), Pusher, Bubba Gump, Pink Slip , Dark helmet, Trucker, Anchor Man, Serrano, Dory, WWL, Cornhole, Spitz, Hasselhoff, Zima, Pig Pen, Boeheim, Cable Guy, Flat Tire, Sen Tressel(Respect), The Firm, Maximus, Aquaman, Cheddar, Gecko, Spiderman
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

Per·cep·tion [ pər sépshən ]: perceiving: the process of using the senses to acquire information about the surrounding environment or situation

What the Q sees:

What the PAX sees:

 

So there was this guy- liked to work out with his buddies.  Had worn all shoe tread down to the foot. #fredflintstone.  He gets a little loot from ol’ st. nick- not much mind you- the majority goes to M and 2.0, 2.1, 2.2. He goes shopping.  Online.  Gets a deal.  SOME would say…errr… Some DID say they look like women’s shoes.  #kicker- they hurt.  Way to go.  #SMDH

Big numbers AGAIN for GC.  This is #problematic in a fantastic way.  See: Freed to Lead  #mumblechatter aplenty last night on the twitter machine.  Triple Claps to @Flattire.  He chirped, he posted.  #onions

Disclaimer- something about a large cinderblock over your head (at your own risk, of course) and off we went.

COP

SSH, IW, Squatjacks, Runner Stretch, MC, SSH, few others

Mosey behind #hairypeeter for circle of coupons- 4 to be exact.  Pax will chop(football style) and pass the block: pick it up, put it down w/ twist. “Put that package away,” 12 cycles  #whatdoesbrowndoforyou  UPS- anyone? Buehler?

Bring circle in a bit tighter.  rinse/repeat. Pass the rock . up-downs throughout(football style)  6 cycles

You had to be there.. try posting…

Grab the Cinderblock Coupons and mosey to hill #lurker

Squads of 4 teams to the bottom.  First man backward run up lurker, forward run down.  At top- 1 cinderblock burpee.  Some had the honor of 5.  While runners are gone- teams complete LBCs, Merkins, Lunges

Rinse/Repeat with changes:

First man backward run up lurker, forward run down.  At top- 5 bombjacks.    While runners are gone- teams complete over/unders with coupon.  Also side to side #cavemanmedicineball

Jailbreak AYG back to VT for COT passing the blocks along the way

Naked Man Moleskin

Perception was not the theme this morning but it organically came after further thought.  Things may not be as they seem.  You may perceive that you are the only one particularly when you look around COT.  I assure you brother(s), we are all wrapped in our own successes and struggles.  If you dig in, you’ll find it.

For me- Boeheim, Anchor Man, Pusher, Deacon, Aquaman, Santini- the bench is deep…or should I say couch. #mentor  Point is- we all have our troubles at various points and at various levels.  Recognizing you aren’t alone breeds confidence/strength.  Now go text your buddy, grab a coffee and be that guy.

L&R

Jekyll

 

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Pebbles @ WEP, let’s go to GC

After a brisk run with Jekyl, Gears and Cornhole, YHC was greeted by a mass of PAX. Maybe it had something to do with Peebles on the Q @ WEP that drove these guys north, but never the less they came. The mummble chatter started early as I attempted to give the PAX a preview of what was on the Weinke, but either due to lack of coffee or impressed that I actually remebered that it was my time to Q, the PAX had an attention span of a gnat…. So we took off.

Quick run to back of Hairy Peter:

COP warm up = SSH, Imperial Walkers, Merkins – let’s go

The Beat Down
1 – Run some distance to a perfect,painful spot
2 – Diamond Merkins
3 – Tuck Jumps
4 – 4 count Carolina Dry Docks
5 – Roll Ups (full sit up and stand up with no hand assist)
6 – Wall Merkins (180 degrees of pain)
7 – Round the world squat jumps
8 – Merkins
9 – A$$ to Gra$$ Squats
10 – Burpees (crowd favorite)

We got through 6 rounds and then mosey back for final ab work with the slowest Freddy Mercury cadence imaginable. Didn’t really start hurting until 13. We went to 20.

Final excercise of Protractor was interupted by comments, Trucker, that called for a Bomb Jack retribution. Then someone, Maximus(?), continued with the conversation and we ended up with the final excercise as 20 Bomb Jacks. Fine with me.

COT

As YHC observed the mass of PAX standing around me as we counted off, I was amazed that 28 guys would roll out of the Fartsack in the rain, not knowing what was waiting for them and still push through with 100% effort.

Prayers go to Gears’ sister that just found out about cancer, Bubba Gump’s brother with operatin Part Deux, and Grace as she is coming closer to going to be with her Lord, give peace to her Family.

FunHouse out

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99 bottles of…….

  • QIC: Trucker
  • When: 12/30/14
  • Pax: Trucker, Senator Tressel, WWL, Geicko, McGrufe, Anchorman, Cornhole, Cable Guy, Longshanks, DD, Dori, Funhouse, Flat tire, Smuggler, Gears, Aquaman, Cake Boss, Spitz, Jekyll, Rooney, Lug Nut. Decible, FNG - Sugar Daddy
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

99

2014 is coming to an end, can’t believe it. So YHC decided to Q and not be the fourth Q in a row who failed to show up at Golden Corral 🙂 YHC original idea was pushed back when Cornhole brought up a great idea while at Dunkateria this past Saturday. Since tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, it was fitting that YHC became a Bartender in anticipation to his yearly end of the year drinking. With props provided by Gears (my pony keg was still full of beer), 23 PAX and 1 FNG ended the 2014 year with some singing and beer themed exercises.

The Thang:
Quick mossy around the Teeter parking lot, circled up and:
Bells Side Straddle Hopslam x30
Firestone Imperial Walker Stout x30
Widmere Brothers Windmill Hefeweizen x30
Westbrook Brewery Merkin Cake (Mexican cake) x20

PAX lined up in 2 lines shoulder to shoulder:
1st PAX does shoulder press with Pony Keg while rest of PAX in line does Squatters (squats) Craft Brewery Wee Peat Scottish Ale. In the meantime, the PAX sing “99 bottles (kegs) on the wall”. PAX with keg does shoulder press until lyrics note “pass it along” and keg is passed to next PAX. Continue down the line and back until PAX hit 65 kegs. Kegs pushed to side, for now.

NoDa Hop Drop and Roll x10 (Bunny hop into Merkin into roll and jump squat up)

Fonta Flora Double Hop Beard (squat jumps) x20

Lexington Brewery Kentucky Burpee (Bourbon) Barrel Age Stout x10

PAX line up in single line: Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA (bear crawls to curb, rinse repeat)

Indian run with kegs to driveway. Bottom of hilly driveway; 1st group does Hill Brewery Citra IPA (runs to top of driveway) and does Wicked Weed Jack O Hammered (jack webs 5/20) while the 2nd group at bottom of hill does standing lunges until 1st group returns, rinse and repeat 2xs. Bottom of hill group for 3rd/4th round does Victory Golden Monkey (Monkey humpers)

Indian run back to COT for a Ab blast:
Nook Brewery LBC IPA x21
Russian River Pliney (russian twist) x21
Dogfish 90 Minute Protractor (90 minutes, Colt 45, 0’douls)
Line Pint Brewery Yellow Rose (rosealita) x21
Westbrook Brewery Merkin Cake (Mexican cake) x10

YHC tried to be as creative as a Bartender could be in incorporating Brewery/Beer names to our normal exercises. I think it finally clicked with most of the PAX during the Ab Blast. We were 1 short of a full case of beer! I had a blast developing my weinke and enjoyed introducing many of the PAX to craft breweries and beers, even though many PAX were asking for Bud Lite, Coors, PBR…. (Blasphemy!).

Encourage the FORT to sign up for the Joe Davis 5k on 1/10/15, our numbers are below Area 51, its only a 5k so everyone can survive! #accountability

CSPAN caravanning down to N Augusta 1/3/15 for a kickoff of a new AO.

Prayers to WWL family. Prayers for a great 2015!

Trucker aka #Stickabrew

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Who’s Q…We Got This

  • QIC: Change Order, Trucker, Maximus
  • When: 12/08/15
  • Pax: Decibel, DD, Cable Guy, Smuggler, Cornhole, Serrano, Spider-Man, McGruff, Anchorman, Who-Dat, Waldo, Sir Topimhat, Lil' E, Repeat
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

17 PAX roamed into the Golden Corral on Tuesday for what was sure to be another epic beat down by a well-planned Q. After a minute we looked around and realized we were on our own…again. All good ’cause Change Order said he’ll get this party started.

With Change Order on the Q mosey to the warmup
15 SSH
15 Squats
15 High Flutters
10 Merkins
10 Burpees

Hand off to Trucker
Mosey to the back lot and split into 2 groups
1: Side shuffle. 2: Wall sit and flapjack
1: Karaoke 2: Wall sit and flapjack
1: Sprints with 10 burpees. 2: Wall sit and flapjack
1: Sprints with 10 Merkins 2: Wall sit and flapjack
Mosey to the oil change wall
20 dips
1: bear crawl forever. 2: max out darkins

Maximus in the Q and mosey to the Teeter Wallace line up shoulder to shoulder
1st man bear crawl to the end of the line while the PAX holds a wall sit. Continue until each man finishes their bear crawl.
1st man duck walks to the end of the line while the PaX holds a wall plank. Continue until each man finishes their duck walk.
CDD
Slow Squat
Merkins
CDD
Mosey to the COT area
7 Minutes of Mary
More CDD and Merkins

Announcements can all be found in the weekly email but starts with F3 Dads this Saturday at 0930 at Runde Park/Alcatraz
Prayer requests are for healthy and developing kids, job transitions, Senators wife and injured PAX.

Aye!!

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You snooze, you lose

  • QIC: Double D, Cable Guy
  • When: 12/02/14
  • Pax: Change Order, White Lightnin', Aquaman, Spiderman, Trucker, Funhouse, Gekko, Sir Topham Hat, Cheddar, Lil E, Backdraft, Mr Clean, Corn Hole, Waldo, Dory, Gears, plus others...best I can do w/o recorder
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

22 Fort faithful posted on a surprisingly balmy morning, choosing the familiar terrain of Golden Corral over the siren songs about a Black Diamond beat down at WEP.  Unfortunately, the scheduled Q could not overcome the sweet temptation of…who knows?  Cable Guy and YHC stepped in to fill the void.

The Thang (YHC with the baton)

Warm up run around bank parking lot

COP — SSHs, IWs, Mtn climbers, Merkins, Sumo squats

Run to the bottom of local hill (BTW, is that a driveway or a street?  Also, is it just my aging eyes, or is that the darkest section of any AO in The Fort?  My eyes never seem to adjust…with a big group like today, I think I get a sense of how salmon feel during spawning season…can’t see anything, so just stay between the guy on each side of you and move forward.)

Plank sequence — R/L arm high, six inches, Parker Peter, six inches, etc

Lunge walk to top of hill, Bomb jacks x10 at the top, run back down

Plank sequence — six inches, Peter Parker, Merkins, six inches, etc

Lunge walk to top of hill, Bomb jacks x15, run back down

Plank sequence — six inches, R/L leg high, Carolina Dry Docks, six inches, etc

Lunge walk to top of hill, Bomb jacks x20, run back down

Hand off to Cable Guy

Merkins x10

Run to top of hill, Burpees x10

Run to bottom of hill, Burpees x5

Run to top of hill, Burpees x15

Run to side wall of Harris Teeter

B-T-W for 2 ten counts

Mosey to back parking lot

Run to first island, Burpees x4

Run back, Burpees x1

Run to far end of lot, Burpees x8

Run back, Burpees x2

Seated dips x20

6MoM — Hello dollies, Freddie Mercurys, Rosalitas, LBCs, Protractor

Run home

COT

Nakedman Moleskin

Great to be back with the GC pax today!  Special thanks to whoever fartsacked the Q today — it is always on honor to lead.

T-claps to Cable Guy for pitching in without hesitation to dole out his brand of pain.

White Lightnin’ and Sir Topham Hat among others enjoyed a little extra heat today thanks to wearing winter apparel on an almost Spring-like day.  Better too much gear than too little.  Better to not let Cantore get into your head…just rise, take the RedPill and hit the door.

Continued positive prayers and thoughts for the Pax (and others in the community) working through career angst, disruption or challenges.

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Me and My Gun and Winkie

  • QIC: Cornhole
  • When: 11/11/14
  • Pax: Jeckyll, Dory, Chicken Wing, DD, Little E, Maximus, Smuggler, Wort, Sir Topam Hat, The Firm, Trucker, Repeat, Nirvana, Waldo (FNG), Change Order, Package, Funhouse, Hasselhoff, White Lighting
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

After a quick survey discovered we had no Veterans, or for that matter any military experience in the PAX.  Would have thought that with the closet juvenile delinquents would have had some takers.

Formation Run – They sure make this look easy on TV.
Pledge of Allegiance
COP
SSH
IW
Windmill

Mossey to COT
Gather your weapons

Mosey to back lot – holding weapon above your head
COP – appreciate Package acknowledging my Winkie on my pole. Thats all I’m going to say.
Fore Ups
Merkins
LBC’s
SSH

Diamond Merkins
Fore up Squats
Fore Ups behind the head
Hello Dollies
Parker Peters

Broken into 2 groups
Side Shuffle – Wall Sit
Karaoke – Wall Sit
Lunge walk – Wall Sit

COP
Wide Arm Merkins
Monkey Humpers
Fore Ups – tricep extensions
Freddy Mercury
Peter Parkersburg

CCD
Bomb Jacks
Fore ups
Chop Sticks
Mtn Climbers

Mosey to COT – Holding weapon above head for half of it.

Was an honor to lead the PAX on such an important day. Thank You to all that serve and have served.

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F3 Dads – Never to old for a Parachute…

  • QIC: Rooney
  • When: 11/08/14
  • Pax: Homer, Hasselhoff, Icky Woods, Atticus, H, Bolt, Mega Bob, Dry Bones, Crab Cakes, Diddy Kong, Scrapper, Change Order, Lightning, Semi-Truck, Old Bay, Keeper, Picaso, Lioness, Acorn, Cyote, Deacon, Free Bird, Ranger, Sugar Cube, Sweet Sweet, Gears, Brick Master, Chicken Wing, Little Wing, Ralphy, Bayheim, Jeter, Picaso, Beacon, Early Bird, Solid State, Impala, Rooney, Jelly Fish, T-Rex
  • Posted In: Alcatraz, F3 Dads, Flight Plan, Golden Corral, Ring of Fire, Slow Burn, The Armory, The Fort

41 Dads and 2.0’s came out for a beautiful morning at WEP!  Although most Pax had been up early to post at there respective locations…they doubled down and came back for more (money back guarantee)!  In my case…my 2.0s are up before 6 A.M. every Saturday, so they were ready to roll when I posted in the #gloom.

While waiting to begin, the 2.0s made the most of the pre-workout mumble chatter by playing tag, running towards the playground and uniting with other 2.0s that were there!  I could not be more proud that two of the PAX were students at my school!  What an example they are for these younger 2.0s…#F3Counts.

-We began with a prayer and then moseyed out to an open field.  Of course my 2.1 and 2.2 were running around behind me while everyone else listened…but this is why we do it (and it did not surprise me)!

-Circled up with 2.0s in tow for our warm up in cadence:
-SSH – 10
-Merkins – 10
-Low, Slow, Squat – 10
-Windmill – 10

Tunnel of Love:
-Dads planked while kids crawled through the tunnel

Red Light, Green Light – 3 Rounds:
-Line up on a tree line
-2.0s run, Dads Bear Crawl

Races – 2.0s vs Dad:
-1st Race – 2.0 runs down to marker (cone) and back while dad starts with a burpee, runs to marker, does a burpee, runs back
-2nd Race – 2.0 runs down to marker and back while dad does 2 burpees, runs to marker, does 2 more burpees, runs back

Water Break (These are very popular among the 2.0s and many of the PAX (myself included)…not something common in an F3 post)

Mosey to Parachute:
-Make a mushroom
-Fist Bump – Fist bump your 2.0 partners and your father before getting caught by the parachute (8 rounds)
-Fruit basket mix up – Apples, Bananas, Oranges, and Pears (8 rounds)

Many of the 2.0s discovered that there was an opeing in the center of the parachute.  They enjoyed popping their heads through the middle while fellow 2.0s generated a parachute wave.  The conclusion of the parachute activity endend in a pig pile of 2.0s.  The pig pile was under the parachute…hilarious!

Mosey to Cones for Tag:
-Family Partner Tag
-Family vs. Family Partner Tag
-Blob Tag

Water Break

Mosey for some Mary in cadence:
-Flutter kicks
-LBCs
-Russian Twist
-Superman
-Pull Rip Cord
-Recover

Mosey

COT

I was inspired by the F3 workouts White Lightning Q’d this summer #ISI.  My 2.1 (Jellyfish),  was my inspiration for this Q.  Jellyfish continually asked me, “when can I come workout with you again?”  After repeatedly asking to post I decided there must be something significant that happened for him.  Who better to step up for than our 2.0s…right!

I don’t think that it was the workout that Jellyfish really wanted (although the parachute was pretty fun).  It is the same thing we get from the PAX…the fellowship and deepening of our faith.  It doesn’t really have anything to do with the workout, but the significance of our children’s time with us…their dads.

I don’t know what a good relationship with a father looks like.  I don’t know if my relationship was bad, mediocre or great. I do know that I wish it were more than it was and will be.  I am hard on myself as a professional and husband.  However, I am the hardest on myself as a father.  What a responsibility…not just to raise your children, but in my case…raise two little boys to be men!

As a man…sometimes you need to do burpees, sometimes you need to fellowship at lunch, but sometimes you need to pull out the parachute!

Aye!

 

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Get comfortable with the wall

  • QIC: Maximus
  • When: 11/04/14
  • Pax: Stacker, Gears, Free Bird, White Lightning, Cornhole, Cake Boss, Decibel, Firm, Gecko, Dory, Trucker, Cerrano, McGruff, Change Order, Aquaman, Anchorman, Jeckyll, Hasselhoff
  • Posted In: Golden Corral, The Fort

Remember the day when we had 10 show up for a tour of the local Harris Teeter? Well those days must be behind us as we consistently post with 15-25 and today, we had 19 strong. The former FNGs are now the regular Qs so when I had the opportunity to Q this morning, I couldn’t pass it up. With the extended wall sits, I hope I’m allowed back. If not, it was still a pretty good swan song. As we learn on election day, every vote counts but you may get out-numbered.

The Thang:
Mosey to Teeter’s backside and circle up
Squats
Burpees – Anchorman’s vote didn’t count this time.
Speed Skaters
Mountain climbers
SSH
3-Way Jumping Lunges

Mosey to the long brick wall
The PAX line up arms width apart in a wall sit and the man on the end bear crawls to the other end
Repeat
The PAX line up shoulder width apart in a wall plank and the man on the end lunge walks to the other end
The PAX line up shoulder width apart in a wall sit and the man on the end reverse lunge walks to the other end

Ab Lab…WHAT? You don’t always do abs at the end? Who is this guy?
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Mountain Climbers…again
Grave Diggers
Obscenely slow protractor
Chop Sticks…just cause Aquaman was getting bored

Mosey to the suicide station by the benches:
3-Tier Suicide with 20 Derkins on the bench or curb
Repeat with 20 CDD on the bench or curb
Repeat with 20 Dips on the bench or curb

Impromptu in the street:
Diamond Merkins
LBC
Maybe something else

COT:
I had my manhood challenged since I was wearing tights, had my Weinke temporarily stolen and told that Anchorman thinks of me when on the can. It was indeed a perfect morning and I have nobody to thank but the PAX themselves.

Announcements:
F3 Dads this Saturday at WEP 9:30-10:30, Joe Davis Run 1/10 (register as The Fort), Haywood speaking next Friday (11/14) at Chicken & Wisdom, Thanksgiving convergence 6am at The Ranch, continue the Bible Challenge, Jeckyl looking for Veterans to speak at the Pack meeting next Tuesday evening. Please read the weekly email and if you’re not on the distribution list, reach out to your most recent Q.

Prayer Requests:
Multiple job interviews in the PAX, Decible and his wife are scheduled to welcome their little girl to this world in 2wks. Praise for a safe delivery and welcoming of Audit’s little girl yesterday. Pray for Noah as more progress occurs on walking and eating development. Pray for the family of the student that took their life recently at NaFO. Be the leaders and providers of the words of encouragement that so many need and aren’t receiving.

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Beat down Part Deux

  • QIC: Jekyll
  • When: 10/28/2014
  • Pax: Photobomb, Sarrano, Nirvana, Trucker, FNG: Pig Pen, FNG: Sir Topham Hatt, Corn hole, Gears, Stacker, and 10 others- I apologize. Phone was dead.
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

Dusted off a very successful (sucktastic) beatdown from a couple months ago.  Second time around, it did not disappoint!

COP: Usual suspects SSH, Squat, IW

The Thang:

Start at Bank. Run to bottom of Hill.  5 X 3 Merkin Burpees.

Run up Hill. 5 Bombjacks.

Run to Wall- Lunges then 10 CDD

Run to Bank- Bear Crawl then 20 LBC

1 lap includes 1/2 mile run

Finish with 10 minute Ab Lab as the group joins.  Including but not limited to: LBC, Freddy, Hellooooooo Dolly, Heels to Heaven

Run back to COT

NMM

Great work and welcome FNGs Pig Pen and Sir Topham Hatt.  You did a great job on your first post!  I laid a challenge to the PAX:  Choose something to be better at for the day.  Choose something to do better by the end of the week.  Be specific.  Do it.  Be accountable- check in on your fellow PAX and be accountable to them.

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Little of this and that

  • QIC: Jekyll
  • When: 10/21/14
  • Pax: Boeheim, Gecko, White Lightning, Stacker, McGruff, Cornhole, The Firm, Trucker, Repeat, Bubba Gump, Lug Nut, Aquaman, spiderman, Cerrano, Welcome FNG: Mathew Canfield (Wort)
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

16 made it out this Tuesday morning.  A balmy 55 degrees.  Luckily no one was wearing tights.  (note: I am all about the tights- but its too soon.  Except for @The_package.  Too soon?)

Mosey to the back parking lot
COP: Usual suspects here: Incl but not limited to: SSH, IW, Merkin, Squat

Mosey to HT side wall- Sound off with a distance estimate here- 50 yards?

Partner Wheelbarrows down and back

Side ways basketball jumps.  (face the wall.  squat, touch ground, spring jump up.)  50 yards.  Should we call these “WOJO’s” (Wojciechowski)  Please tell me you get that reference..

Psycho bunny 50 yards

Mosey to the wall

3 sets of 10, 20, 30.  Last set to failure

Derkins, Dips, Squats.

Mosey to island

Gorilla  walk down and back (crowd pleaser).  Think bear crawl but worse. #grapeape #beaglybeagly

probably some sprints , etc, etc

Mosey to flag for 6MoM

Note- Q’s need to slow cadence on ABs.  get a better burn and work.

COT

NMM

Started the workout with a TFTD: “Try not to become a man of success, but a man of value”  Don’t be driven by the glory.  Be driven by the process and doing it the right way.  What do you bring to the table?

I’m 2 days late posting BB.  Was unexpectedly sore in my legs and my core.  What the $#&% did we do?

Welcome Wort.  Another home brewer.  Good grief.  Glad I didn’t tell my profession when I was named.  Otherwise I’d have left with #spitbucket.  Name change?

Remember those that are struggling.  Help to lift them up.  Simple texts and tweets work for men.  It matters.  #accountability

See ya in the Gloom

Jekyll

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