8 Churches in 4.25 miles

St Paul’s Episcopal
5 burpees

Unity Pres
5 burpees
10 merkins

St John’s UMC
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats

First Baptist
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lunges

Church of God
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lunges
25 mountain climbers

Sisk Memorial Baptist
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lunges
25 mountain climbers
30 flutters

Nazarene
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lunges
25 mountain climbers
30 flutters
35 American hammers

Attempted to visit Community Pres, but turned back early and still arrived late. Hard work was still done

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Disappointment and Failure

WARMUP: We did after a little jaunt to WEP
– THE THANG: Run to WEP at corner of Ardrey, warmup in parking lot
– Run to Sidney Johnson
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Run to Jackson – at each cross street
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Left on Jackson to Harris – at each cross street (or whenever I want)
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Left on Harris – when I call it and at Ardrey
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Left on Ardrey – at each cross street and at park entrance
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Cross White onto Skipper
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Right onto Grier
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Continue onto Clebourne
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Continue onto Tom Hall – every cross street
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Right onto Forrest – every cross street
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Right onto Academy – every cross street
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)
– Back to COT – every cross street
– 3 burpees, 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutters (2 count)

The men came expecting Maximus, but got YHC (disappointment).
We did too many reps and did not achieve our 3-mile minimum (failure).

It happens. Deal with it.

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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The Hills of Harris Street

Brief warmup: 20 Merks, single ct; 40 SSH single ct
Mosey to Harris Street to hear The Thang: Big ole pendulum; run to the top of Harris and complete 25 Merks, single ct and 50 SSH single ct before returning to Nazareth for more of the same exercises. Rinse and Repeat.

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Running with Burpees…..among other stuff

WARMUP: The Pledge at 0514
THE THANG: Off to kimbrell’s lot for the beginning of ‘round the block.

Run the block with the following at each corner

5 burpees, 10 squats, 15 side straddle hops

3.0 miles – 80 burpees (meeting slapshot’s minimum requirement), 160 squats and 240 side straddle hops. Esso liked those the most – except that he couldn’t do them all in a row.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Funhouse. :eye:

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Electric Zipper

WARMUP: Explained the route
THE THANG: Run to Hardees together. Then run to the end of Spring Street. Take a right and work your way back. Every time you cross Spring, 5 burpees. Simple, elegant.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of things coming up. Get after it
COT: Talked about the F3 lexicon, got thankful for the day.

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Now for the Small Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: Pledge, talk about death of an FNG in St. Louis
THE THANG: Small Bermuda Triangle – Start with 10 merkins at the corner, run to churches and 10 squats, up the hill to the lot 10 CCD, run to Print Shop 10 Pull ups – Rinse and Repeat
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rock convergence on Saturday
COT: Travels for school trips and couples, health

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Big Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: None – This is Minnow Pond
THE THANG: Big Bermuda Triangle – Run to Fort Mill Pharm, do 15 Dry Docks, run to Town Hall, 15 Merkins, run to lot on top of hill, 15 squats. Rinse and repeat.
MARY: Some stuff was done. But the fast guys.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 4th Rock Hill, Trash Pickup, Christmas Party
COT: Prayers for healing, jobs, marriages.

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Zipper Deconstructed Burpees

WARMUP:
Run up to old Hardee’s parking lot. 10 SSH

THE THANG:
Zipper. For every road we headed east on, we did 10 squats at the start, 10 merkins when we crossed Springs, and 10 bomb jacks at the end. For the west-bound trip we did burpees when we crossed Springs (1, then 2, then 3, then 4). We were movin’ this morning. 3 pax got in 4+ miles.

Got back to COT in time to make one sprint up Massey.

MARY:
Flutters
American Hammers
We ended just a shade after 6am, and LongDuck wanted a refund of the extra few seconds we went over. The check is in the mail.

Great work done by all. FunHouse, thanks for the opportunity to serve.

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