2024.28 Armory

Standard warmup…

One of my favorite KB formats is the 3x3x3: 3 rounds of 3 sets of 3 exercises. But to mix it up, 2 sets from the current followed by 1 set of the previous, so A-A, then B-B-A, then C-C-B… I think this allows a little longer recover before heading into the 3rd set which helps you to push harder. I’m going to tell myself that, cause I am still in pain two days later.

Set A:
Clean into a 1 arm thruster x10 (5 EA)
Front raise x10
Single-leg dead lift x10 (5 EL)

Set B:
Bent row x10EA
Tricep Extension x10
Squat x20

Set C:
One-arm swings x10EA
Overhead Press x10EA
Racked split squat x10 each side

Between rounds cooldown lap ending in a 20yd bear crawl to spike the heart rate to get ready for the next round.

This was a tough one. I’m pretty sure Band Camp thought I was making it all up, cause I don’t have to put Sharpie on my forearm… Welcome FNG Splash Pad! Hopefully there was enough fun in there to offset the splashing / dry heaving…

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100’s

WARMUP: Yes
THE THANG: 100’s .. Jerk Press , Curls , Squats, Tricep Extensions. Bent over rows , little run with 10 burpees In between sets of 50..
MARY: Kinda
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your News Letter
COT: We did it .

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Tap The Taint

WARMUP:

SSH until the stragglers joined us = 30 in cadence.
High Plank
Downward dog
Upward dog
Merkins x 5
Repeat

THE THANG:

KB Swings x 30
Snatch x 30 (15 each side)
Side bends x 15 each side (cadence count)
Lap around parking lot
Repeat x3

Heel elevated squats x30
Reverse lunges x30 (SC)
Good Morning x15
Lap around parking lot
Repeat x3

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Family, patience, marriages, day to day struggles, and addictions

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Kettlebell Chaos: Four Rounds of Fury with 20 Swingers

Rolled in with seconds to spare, hopped out grabbed the kettlebells and gave the disclaimer.
Warm up :
Cherry Pickers
Stretch the hamstrings reach to the right foot, then the center then the left foot, back to center.
Overhead claps.

The Thang:
Round 1
45 Seconds of Kettle Bell Goblet Squats
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Kettlebell Imperial Goblet Squats
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Kettlebell Lower Leg Lunges
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
Run a lap around the parkinglot

Round 2
45 Seconds of Right Leg Roman Dead Lift
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Left Leg Roman Dead Lift
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Wide Leg Kettlebell Deadlift
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
Lap around the Parking lot with the kettle bell hit the speed bump rifle carry, make it to the turn regular, hit the next speed bump riffle carry, get to the turn regular till you get back to the start.

Round 3
45 Seconds of Kettlebell Pass Under Lunges
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Right Arm Kettlebell Bent Over Rows
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Left Arm Kettlebell Bent Over Rows
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
Lap around the parkinglot with the kettlebell make it around the bend and slowsy to the next bend then regular till we get back to the start.

Round 4
45 Seconds of Kettlebell Overhead Press
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Right Arm Kettlebell Chest Press On Your Six
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Left Arm Kettlebell Chest Press On Your Six
30 Seconds of Rest
45 Seconds of Alternating One Arm Kettlebell Swings
Time is is up Recover.

Announcements, Prayers and Praises

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Murph agitator

WARMUP: 40-SSH
10 windmill
THE THANG: With Partner
50- manmakers / 100- Overhead press/ 150-Chestpress/ 200- Big Boy Sit-ups / 250- Squats.
MARY: Hello Dolly, American Hammer, Flutter, Stretch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSaups -3 this summer
COT: Pray for our country, those soldiers who didn’t make it home, their families , mental health, to be helpful to those around us. Praise for the group.

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Reversal of Aging Through F3

We reversed the aging process through short bursts of intense energy expenditure (three specific throwing bells exercises with a subsequent yog – soft j) followed by brief intervals of recovery (broga stretching). There’s been studies ya know.

We focused on form because the faster you went the more burpees and flutters you had to do waiting for The Six (which just so happened to be YHC….[ahem]).

We did this for four rounds. Then we ended by giving up all effort. We started the day with mindfulness….which was nice. Aye!

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Anybody got a shakeweight?

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, arm circles forward, backward. Mosey around the parking lot
THE THANG:
30 sec on 30 sec off-
KB Swings
Goblet squats
RH row
LH row
RH merkin
LH merkin
RH clean and press
LH clean and press
Lap
Repeat
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, read your newsletters
COT: aye

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Upgrade of Bandcamp’s Tallawah KB Workout

WARMUP: upwarddownward dog variations and plank-type exercises (merkins, peter parkers, plank jacks, shoulder taps, etc) until core and shoulders could no longer endure the burn
THE THANG: partner up
rack KB on R shoulder squats x10 – core exercise x10 reps
rack KB on L shoulder squats x10
THIS [Partner 1 farmer’s carry ~50 yards to and fro, Partner 2 lunge walk about 20 yards and jog back to meeting point, then flap jack]
snatch R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
snatch L x10
THIS
single arm KB swing R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
single arm KB swing L x10
THIS
R hand on KB merkins x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L hand on KB merkins x10
THIS
R power step-ups on wall x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L power step-ups on wall x10
THIS
R lawnmower rows x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L lawnmower rows x10
THIS
R squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x20 reps
L squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x30 reps
MARY: side plank hip abduction x8 each; front plank; merkins until 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter came out last night
COT: “heading into crisis, in a crisis, out of a crisis” – Spectre
CONFIRMATION of DaVinci’s son!

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