Runners Don’t Smoke

WARMUP: No warmup just start running
THE THANG: Option 1: Deadly 3 mile run; Option 2: A safer 4.5 mile run
MARY: She doesn’t visit running AOs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Pendulum 8s

WARMUP: mosey through the stopping points
THE THANG: Starting at top of Dave Gibson hill on middle school side and running to 160 we did 8s with 7 burpees at the top, 1 navy seal burpee at the bottom, 7 burpees at the top at 160 and 1 navy seal burpee back at the bottom. We reduced distance up Dave Gibson each round and went down to 6-2-6-2 on burpee- navy seal burpee.
MARY: she didn’t show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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Stand Up’s VQ

WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Station 1: 100m-ish partner run – 100 monkey humpers, 200 Carolina dry docks, 300 American Hammers

Mosey

Station 2: 10 Merkins, 15 air squats, 20 big boys, 10 burpees

Mosey to the wall

Station 3: PAX stayed in wall squat, while we snaked down the line bear crawling out 10 yards and performed 5 wide arm merkins, then crab walked back. Then walking lunges out to 5 squats and walking lunges back.

Mosey

MARY: 30 LBC, 15 Box cutters, 15 Freddie Mercuries, 15 Flutters, CELEBRITY @slapshot 30 hello dolly’s, and a much needed 15 second body destroyer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, HIM Camp, and the jam-packed newsletter

COT: praises for new family members for @grassy knoll and a healthy baby for @the pirates friend Netflix. Prayers for Pollo Hermano’s father, DD and family fighting the fight against cancer, college of mine in the throws of rock bottom, and a member of my personal network getting a heart stent in place today. Apologies for any prayers spoken that I’ve forgotten.

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King of the Ring VIII

WARMUP:
yea. Nothing fancy:
SSH, IW, HW, Windmill, yoga

THE THANG:
10 pull-ups
20 merkins
30 squats
Farmers carry 2 cinder blocks 440ft downhill
Run around Sugar Creek Elementary
Farmers carry 2 cinder blocks 440ft uphill
Bear crawl 50ft out and 50ft back

As many rounds as possible

Harry Carey was King of the Ring with 3 full rounds completed. He almost got done with the first Farmers Carry on round 4. :first_place_medal:

2nd place didn’t even start the bear crawls on round 3. :grimacing:

MARY: a few flutters in the wet for the 6

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter (accessible from the homepage)

COT: was held

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The CKVQ

WARMUP: Short mosey to WEP stage
Oblique stretch (Keep your feet on the ground…)
Elbows to opposite high knees
Frankensteins
Scoops
Tiptoe walk
Heel walk
Leg kicks
Toe pointers

THE THANG: mosey to 123 White St lot (Long Distance Dedication)

HIIT (CK plays the HIITs)
15 merkins
20 shoulder taps
25 jump squats

Side squat shuffle across the lot and run to next levels

Side lot
Pick your favorite mode of transport down and back. We had lunges, burpee broads, and bear crawls represented.

America’s Top 40 shoulder presses (extra points if you counted down)

Rinse and repeat the HIIT, the shuffles, the side lot and the shoulder presses

Mosey to small lot between McKimmon and Audrey, and play the HIIT one last time

Mosey to WEP stage for core

MARY:
All exercises executed Casey Kasem style:

Freddie Mercuries
American Hammers
LBC
Hello Dollies
SSH

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM Camp

COT: Prayers for healthy families and kids to college.

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Billy Madison Loop

6 of us dodged puddles and covered over 4 miles this morning. Here was what YHC dubbed the “Billy Madison” route:

– Circle Doby’s Bridge Elementary, up Neff Court
– Take the rocky path up and over Doby’s Bridge to and through Dominion Bridge
– Venture down Whites Rd, left at the Forest Creek Middle basketball courts, around the school, down to the track and back up and over Whites Rd again
– Circle Catawba Ridge High School, back over Whites Rd, through Dominion Bridge (up hill this time) and back to COT
– 4.16 miles total

NMM
When we all arrived this morning, it was pouring – like, you cannot see the road pouring. I think we all thought the worst about what was to come. Funny thing though, at 5:13 the rain stopped and we stepped off. We made the situation much worse in our minds than what was reality. There’s a lesson there. Maybe the thing you are putting off isn’t as bad as you think it is. Maybe you should just step off and get started. Or maybe it was just happenstance. Maybe.

Aye!
Italian Job

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WorldsBestMerkin

WARMUP: plank
THE THANG:
World’s greatest push-up, bear crawls, power skips, fire hydrants, sprinting up the hill
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome to the new guy Rocco who carried a water bottle around the whole workout so we named him after a Waterboy reference Boucher
COT:

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Sandbag Racing

WARMUP: ssh, burpees, low slow squat, windmill
THE THANG:
PAX divide into 2 teams with a 60lb sandbag each team. Mosey to football field.

Race #1: PAX do 5 merkins every 10 yards. One PAX does sandbag throw for 10 yards, rotate PAX throwing. At endzone, each time run 1 lap with the bag back to endzone. Coming back down the field, 5 squats every 10 yards with reverse overhead bag throws.

Race #2: Bear crawl with one pax dragging the bag. Rotate as needed. Run 1 lap. Crawl bear coming back with bag.

Race #3: walking lunge going down the field. Run a lap with bag. Nur coming back with reverse bag drag.

MARY: briefly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes

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Bald WOD

WARMUP:
SSH -20, Windmill -7, MNC – 10, Broga
THE THANG:
Round 1
40 Merkins
40 LBC’s
40 Squats – Run lap
40 Dips
40 Big Boy Sit-ups
40 Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 SSH
40 Lunges – 20 E/L
40 Incline Merkins – Run lap

Round 2
Same as above – 30 Reps each
Round 3
Same as above – 20 Reps each

MARY: Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: Always

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