5 for 5 at The Hive

WARMUP: Yea, a good one. Humane Burpee

THE THANG:
Right Side:
5 Snatches
5 Overhead Lunges
5 Cleans
5 Swings
5 Rows
5 Merkins w/ hand on the bell
Repeat on the left
did 5 round
in between had guys explain their name origin story

After 5 rounds we did 1 reps of each exercise in the circuit as a complex. Got tough.

MARY: Flutter w/ Press & American Hammer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Invergence Tomorrow
COT: was held

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Labor Day laps in Baxter for Flight Plan

WARMUP: Um-yep
THE THANG: Baxter loops behind YMCA which covered Sixth Baxter, Sutton Rd and Market Street.
MARY: Does stretching count?
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Plenty of announcements- Invergence, Golf tournament and read your Sunday newsletter!!
COT: Yes

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Calm in the Crazy

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers

Mosey to pull up bars, 20 inclined merkins on curb
Every man grab a block and overhead mosey down to back parking lot for 4 corners
Every time you make it to the middle, it’s 5 man makers, and you bring your block to each corner. 20 thrusters, 20 upright rows, 15 goblet squats, 15 Cindy swings. After one time around, finish with man makers, then mosey back up to put your block away
THE THANG:
Official F3 deck of cards. Each card has an exercise and a number on it. Number cards are the number on the card plus 10, face cards are 25 reps, Aces are 100 reps. Circle up and each pax takes a turn pulling a card and everyone completes the exercise on the card
MARY: none needed
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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No lube needed

So here’s the thing, I missed a few guys. Not bc I don’t appreciate my fans, but bc I was having oxygen issues in the brain and the video evidence was maliciously destroyed.

The 4 headed monster(ish) was fantastic and went as follows

Birdcage- 5 minute run for a warm up
LTrain- bear crawls, lunges, merkins, lbc, squats, running
Cohiba- Step ups, derkins, irkins, crab walks, more running
Fogerty- burpees, bear crawl, diamond merkins, uphill, more running
Liberty Biberty- wall sits, and running, and more running

Here’s the deal, we are accelerating. We are taking the first step TODAY. I couldn’t be any happier to be taking over #Bushpit. I have ideas, you want more, I will give the people what they want. Today is a new day for me, and you, and the Wood. Show to know what I got in store for next week. #MILGA

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Sofrito is made with cilantro

We had 10 @ the fastest AO in the East – <#C03NHG1RSS3> Some ran, some rucked, all enjoyed the perfect gloom weather and got stronger on the Holbrook route.

Thanks for the opportunity to run your great site, <@U05K5D10AG6>

Great work to these men, <@U063F72E8M9> <@U01E9QD5QQK> <@U061P7HUFRR> <@U050B5M1DGR> <@UGU3XR5RP> <@U06E4KT7NCA> <@U01BA80UZCY> <@U035XDY7ABC> <@U074CR7E49J>

THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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SKIP IT TOY

WARMUP: lol
THE THANG:
Yog to Emory Ln corner for Braden loops. 3 work stations. 15 reps of merkens, big boys and squats. 3.5 miles at least with good total body workout.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf, HIM camp
COT: prayers and praises for health, our wife’s and children.

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Swole city, bro! Fist pumpin’ through the burn, lookin’ fresh for the boardwalk. GTL all day, don’t sleep!

WARMUP:
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmill Cherry Pickers IC
• World’s Greatest Stretch (both sides)

THE THANG:
AMRAP Circuit – 40s on / 20s off (4 rounds)
1. KB Swings
2. KB Goblet March
3. Suitcase Deadlifts
4. Cross Body Curls
5. Alternating Bent Over Rows
6. Lunge w/ KB Pass Through
7. Lunge w/ Waiter Press
Active Recovery Between (most) Sets:
• Planks
• Goblet Squats
• KB Carries
Core Finisher – AMRAP (40s on / 20s off):
1. Around the World
2. American Hammers
3. Overhead KB Dying Cockroaches
4. Bear Plank w/ KB Pull Through
5. LBCs w/ Overhead KB
6. Flutter Kicks
7. KB Halos
8. KB Lateral Swings
9. Plank to close it out

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, HIM camp.
COT: Prayers for all.

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Lazarus – 8/21/2025

WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– Plank to Down Dog, Calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:
Mosey to hill on Red Stone behind Biergarten
25 Inchworm/Walkin Merkins
Bear crawl to top of hill
25 Tip-Toe Squats – Mosey down to bottom

Mosey to corner of Red Stone & Opportunity Dr.

Ladder with 5 stops, scale exercises with each stop. WO spots – Corner, First Drive(on R), First Crosswalk, Crimson Ct., End of Circle Exit.

Stop 1 – 5 Burpees

Stop 2 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises

Stop 3 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats

Stop 4 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats + 20 Merkins

Stop 5 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats + 20 Merkins + 25 Monkey-Humpers

Mosey to Parking Deck, Conquer the PD (Run to top)

REPEAT – Return to End of Circle and descend ladder (I.e. do it all again in reverse order)

Mosey to COT

MARY: Heel’s to Heaven with a lift
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: It is what it is…

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Rain Was Right On Time

WARMUP: Run To Business 21
THE THANG: Thought we would have a dry morning but Mother Nature had heavy rain in store for us. It started pouring exactly at 0515 and lasted to about COT. Some pole dancing was on tap for my Q at Minnow Pond so I had pax mosey over to business 21 where there are 5 telephone poles about 1/8 mile apart. Pax started at pole 1 did an exercise and ran about 1/4 mile to road sign and ran back up hill to first pole do exercise then move to second pole and do that exercise. This pattern continued to all 5 poles where completed. Exercises were 10 reps at each pole of Hand Release Merkins, Big Boys, Monkey Humpers, Carolina Dry Docks and Hand Release Diamond Merkins. 3.5-4.25 miles where ran.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf Tournament October 20th Waterford Golf Course.
COT:

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