WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, MNC
THE THANG: Grab a rock, 5 man maker buy in
5 light poles, LBC’s, X & O’s, V Up’s, HTH, Big Boys round of 20, 15, 10 & 5
MARY: She was in the car with <@USBP08L1G>
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayer and a praise from everyone
COT: Flutters
Warm-Up (5 minutes)
• Kettlebell Halo: 10 reps per side (circle kettlebell around head, keeping core engaged).
• Goblet Squat Hold: 30 seconds (hold kettlebell by horns at chest, squat low, keep back straight).
• Single-Arm Kettlebell Swing: 10 reps per arm (light swings to warm up hips and shoulders).
• Dynamic Hamstring Stretch with Kettlebell: 30 seconds (hold kettlebell, hinge at hips, extend one leg forward, alternate legs).
Main Circuit (35 minutes)
Perform each exercise for 40 seconds, followed by 20 seconds of rest. Complete the circuit 5 times (7 minutes per round). Focus on form to avoid injury.
1. Kettlebell Goblet Squat
• Hold kettlebell by horns at chest. Squat until thighs are parallel to ground, keeping chest up.
• Targets: Quads, glutes, core.
1. Single-Arm Kettlebell Swing (alternate arms each round)
• Hinge at hips, swing kettlebell to chest height using momentum from hips, not arms.
• Targets: Hamstrings, glutes, core, shoulders.
1. Kettlebell Thruster
• Hold kettlebell at chest, squat, then explosively stand and press kettlebell overhead.
• Targets: Full body (legs, shoulders, core).
1. Kettlebell Single-Leg Romanian Deadlift (alternate legs each round)
• Hold kettlebell in one hand, hinge at hips, extend opposite leg back, keep back straight.
• Targets: Hamstrings, glutes, balance.
1. Kettlebell Figure-8
• Pass kettlebell between legs in a figure-8 pattern, like dribbling a basketball, keeping core tight.
• Targets: Core, coordination, shoulders.
1. Kettlebell Push-Up with Row (kettlebell on ground)
• Perform a push-up with one hand on kettlebell, then row kettlebell with same hand. Alternate sides.
• Targets: Chest, back, arms, core.
1. Kettlebell Russian Twist (seated)
• Sit with knees bent, feet off ground, hold kettlebell, twist side to side.
• Targets: Obliques, core.
Cooldown (5 minutes)
• Kettlebell Arm Bar Stretch: 1 minute per side (lie on side, hold kettlebell overhead, stretch shoulder and thoracic spine).
• Seated Hamstring Stretch with Kettlebell: 1 minute (sit, extend legs, place kettlebell on ground, reach forward).
• Deep Squat Hold with Kettlebell: 1 minute (hold kettlebell at chest, sit in deep squat, focus on breathing).
• Child’s Pose with Kettlebell: 1 minute (place kettlebell in front, extend arms, rest forehead near ground).
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AMRAP 4 Autism
Convergence
COT:
Addiction
Mental health
Marriage
WARMUP: boogie nights led a warmup while I grabbed some cardboard out of the truck
THE THANG: partner Dora (of course) with about a 400 meter run while your partner did varying counts of pull overs(100), dead lifts (150), bench press (200, curls (150) and swings(100).
Then we did 11’s with manmakers and Overhead press to finish it off
MARY: she wasn’t there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run
COT: prayers for the families of one friend and one relative who are no longer with us.
WARMUP: Windmills, SSH, Low Slow Squats
THE THANG: 4-corners 5–10-15-20-25
Merkins, Squats, LBC’s, HTH
5-10-15
Wide arm merkins, lunges, V-ups, Big boys
Mosey from COT to behind Oriley’s and participate in 11’s on the hill. Hand release merkins at bottom, bear crawl to top, jump squats at the top, walk down hill
Mosey back to COT
MARY: Airborne stretch
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: PRAYER OR PRAISE FROM EVERYONE
The threat of rain caused a MASSIVE vaginitis outbreak and no one showed up. Sad, but not unexpected… In related news, it didn’t rain.
I wonder what these guys do when life ACTUALLY gets difficult…?
WARMUP: Run the loop then more of the typical hits: Windmill, SSH, Merkins, Low Slow Squats.
THE THANG: Hoist your bell overhead and move to the far parking lot.
For this round, the exercises would be performed with the bell and the burpee is without the bell:
10 Man-Makers: 2 Burpees
20 Simbas: 4 Burpees
30 Kettle Bell Swings: 6 Burpees
40 Overhead Press (20ea side): 8 Burpees
50 Lunge Walk Paces (25ea side): 10 Burpees
Partner Rounds
Round 1
Grab a partner and choose the left or right side of the loop to launch from.
Partner 1: Farmers Carry both Kettle Bells around the big loop.
Partner 2: Flutter Kicks
Flapjack
Round 2
Partner 1: Farmers Carry again
Partner 2: Box Cutters
Flapjack
Next, line up on one side of the parking lot. Bear Crawl with your Bell 40 paces, 20 each arm.
Next, come back together in a group.
Hold your Bell overhead until 1 man lowers his Bell then all PAX perform 10 Merkins.
Repeat 3 more times for a total of 4 rounds.
Farmers Carry the bell back to COT.
MARY: Sprinkled throughout plus a little at the end.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter details.
COT: You bet.
WARMUP: Load up with weight vest, 3 40lb sandbags and one 60lb
THE THANG: The Whiteville park zipper game.
Split into two groups starting at Spring and Leroy. Group one with sandbags went left for a .3 mile loop to hill street. Groups two went right with just vests for a .45 mile loop to hill street. Last group back to spring owed five burpees. Rinse and repeat all the way to lockman. Loaded up and headed to cot switching sandbags every two blocks.
MARY: everyone did ten burpees.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see ya Christmas party.
COT: Be grateful. It’s a beautiful masters Sunday and a beautiful day to be alive.
WARMUP: Got right to it
THE THANG: Rick walk W/ flights of stairs
MARY: got back on time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: prayers and praises from all
WARMUP:
– 10 Moroccan nightclubs
– 10 cherry pickers
– 10 windmills
– 10 Imperial walkers
– 10 Hillbilly walkers
Mosey, stop at benches and do irkins, mosey, stop by basketball court, low slow squats, mosey to wall
Jackass burpee Webb:
Perform exercise like a Jack Webb, but do 1 burpee to 2 donkey kicks.
THE THANG:
Charles Bronson:
Cones laid out at 100 yards, then 20 yards past that.
50 SSH, then sprint 100 yards, then bear crawl 20 yards, mosey back to start
50 merkins, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 burpees, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 LBCs, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
50 jump squats, sprint 100 yards, bear crawl 20 yards
MARY:
Long duck diapers, flutters, American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP:
25 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 Cherry Pickers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga
THE THANG:
4 Rounds of Supersets
ROUND 1: 3 sets
Alternate Clean & Squat – 10 reps
Overhead Press – 8 each side
SSH IC after each super set
Ran a lap around parking lot after 3rd set
ROUND 2: 3 Sets
Reverse Lunge 10 each side
Bent Over Rows – 10 each side
MNCs IC after each set
Ran a lap around parking lot after 3rd set
ROUND 3: 3 sets
Single Hand Swings – 10 each side
Hand Release Merkins – 10
American Hammers IC
Farmers Carry around parking lot after 3rd set
ROUND 4: 3 sets
Up Right Rows – 15
Goblet Squats – 10
Calf Raises IC after each set
Farmers carry around parking lot after 3rd set
Hand release Burpees just because they were brought up in mumblechatter.
MARY: Flutters, LBCs and more Flutters.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Luka, Pints & Padres April 1st
COT: Stays in COT