Anybody got a shakeweight?

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, arm circles forward, backward. Mosey around the parking lot
THE THANG:
30 sec on 30 sec off-
KB Swings
Goblet squats
RH row
LH row
RH merkin
LH merkin
RH clean and press
LH clean and press
Lap
Repeat
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, read your newsletters
COT: aye

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Kettle Bell Dora pain

WARMUP: SSH’s,
THE THANG: 17 man cheese grater. A kettlebell lung walk stopping at stations to do man makers. A 100 A. Hammers, 125 Halo’s, 150 Curls and 200 lawnmower pull Dora while parter ran the PL.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your NL.
Jaeger rescheduled. Canola Run
COT: Prayers and appraises. Praise for Children. P and P for new careers and endeavors!

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Now for the Small Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: Pledge, talk about death of an FNG in St. Louis
THE THANG: Small Bermuda Triangle – Start with 10 merkins at the corner, run to churches and 10 squats, up the hill to the lot 10 CCD, run to Print Shop 10 Pull ups – Rinse and Repeat
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rock convergence on Saturday
COT: Travels for school trips and couples, health

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Upgrade of Bandcamp’s Tallawah KB Workout

WARMUP: upwarddownward dog variations and plank-type exercises (merkins, peter parkers, plank jacks, shoulder taps, etc) until core and shoulders could no longer endure the burn
THE THANG: partner up
rack KB on R shoulder squats x10 – core exercise x10 reps
rack KB on L shoulder squats x10
THIS [Partner 1 farmer’s carry ~50 yards to and fro, Partner 2 lunge walk about 20 yards and jog back to meeting point, then flap jack]
snatch R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
snatch L x10
THIS
single arm KB swing R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
single arm KB swing L x10
THIS
R hand on KB merkins x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L hand on KB merkins x10
THIS
R power step-ups on wall x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L power step-ups on wall x10
THIS
R lawnmower rows x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L lawnmower rows x10
THIS
R squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x20 reps
L squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x30 reps
MARY: side plank hip abduction x8 each; front plank; merkins until 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter came out last night
COT: “heading into crisis, in a crisis, out of a crisis” – Spectre
CONFIRMATION of DaVinci’s son!

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I love front squats

Dora with farmers carry, running and bear complexes (hang clean, front squat, press, back squat = 1 rep) around 60-70 reps completed with 800 meters for farmer carry. Bag toss overs with man makers. Finished by a row, press and front squat on repeat for five minutes.

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Colosseum

WARMUP: Always
THE THANG: Mosey to bottom of hill at gate
– On the way, 10 merkins, 10 squats, 20 2-count flutters at each light pole

5 cones up the hill
– Up two, back one
– 10 burpees at the front cone, 10 big boys at back cone
– Meet at corner by Ivybrook – partner up

Enter parking lot – look for chalk instructions:
– 10 patty cake/hand slap merkins
– Around the little lot alternate bear crawl and partner carry
– At the end of the exit line, 50 flutters (2-count)
– Up the hill and do it again

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Coach’s Box – Whetstone

WARMUP: Sure.
THE THANG: I deviated from my weinke as written, so I don’t have an accurate accounting of the activity…
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Armory 15APR2024 – Mog Mile

WARMUP: Not really. We lived.

THE THANG: Mogadishu Mile
– 4 Rounds for Time
– 19 Kettlebell Ground-to-Overheads (53/35 lb)
– 19 Kettlebell Front Squats (53/35 lb)
– 19 Kettlebell Push-Ups (each hand)
– 400-meter Kettlebell Run

– If you lose physical contact with your Kettlebell, you must start that round over.

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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AKA 2024 at the Colosseum

WARMUP: mosey, dynamic warm-up including high knees, butt kicks, lunges, side lunges, etc
dynamic planks and upwarddownward dogs
THE THANG: groups of 4 and 5
station 1: bulgarian L 30″, bulgarian R 30″, 30″ rest
station 2: RDL L (with weight) 30″, RDL R (with weight) 30″, 30″ rest
station 3: curb burpees 30″, flutters 30″, 30″ rest
2 rounds
station 1: side shuffle through pillars about 50 yards total
station 2: farmer’s carry weights (until shufflers done shuffling)
station 3: burpee broad jump (until shufflers done shuffling)
2 rounds
station 1: step-up L (with weight) 30″, step-up R (with weight) 30″, 30″ rest
station 2: front squats (with weight) 30″, double leg RDLs (with weight) 30″, 30″ rest
station 3: curb burpees 30″, flutters 30″, 30″ rest
2 rounds
MARY: yes – Q’d by ~5 pax
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RH 10 year coming up
COT: Prayers for those affected by storm in RH.

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