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Upward pussy

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WARMUP: not much
THE THANG: partner work: partner pushes across field, three trips back and forth with Kraken Burpees on either side, 3, 2, 1 was the count.

Next we busted out cindies and did a Dora with:

50 manmakers
100 goblet squats
150 flutter presses
100 curls
50 tricep extensions

First partner does exercise other partner runs lap around field.
After each set one partner has to murder bunny across field, then back after set, so on and so forth
MARY: American hammers, Heels to heaven, Freddy Merks and hello dollys
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Misogi Saturday, wild at heart starting on Wednesdays, bethel mens shelter mentorship program looking for men to step up!
COT: prayers for marriages and happy birthday Flounder! 77 and counting!

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An Easter Escaltor With Visting Gods Houses Along The Way

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WARMUP: Run to the top of the hill and perform these in cadence
Imperial walkers
Cherry pickers
Windmills

THE THANG: Run to Fort Mill Church of the Nazarene
2 Burpee Broad Jumps
5 Low Slow Merkins
10 Mike Tysons
15 CDD’s

Run to Fort Mill Church of God
2 Burpee Broad Jumps
5 Slow Merkins
10 Mike Tysons
15 CDD’s
20 squat position Morrocan night clubs

Run to St John’s United Methodist Church
2 Burpee Broad Jumps
5 Slow Merkins
10 Mike Tysons
15 CDD’s
20 squat position Morrocan night clubs
25 LBC

Run to Unity Presbyterian Church
2 Burpee Broad Jumps
5 Slow Merkins
10 Mike Tysons
15 CDD’s
20 squat position Morrocan night clubs
25 LBC
30 monkey humpers

Run to St Paul’s Episcopal Church
2 Burpee Broad Jumps
5 Slow Merkins
10 Mike Tysons
15 CDD’s
20 squat position Morrocan night clubs
25 LBC
30 monkey humpers
35 Calf raises.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter, Waxhaw’s WTF CSAUP, Lake Wyllie’s upcoming Ruck CSAUP

COT: CSPAN Style prayer request.

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Upscale Herpes, Boss!

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Disclaimer was disclaimed. Also added that no man would be left behind, that we would stay together, however, if someone got ahead, they would perform exercises until the 6 arrived.

WARMUP:
Mosey
25 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 LSS IC
15 MNCs IC
yoga
Q3.10 Consistency
Why do complex men often lead simple lives?
Simplicity is the foundation of consistency. A virtuous leader simplifies the aspects of his life that are under his direct control – put as much on auto pilot as possible.

THE THANG:
Ran to the playground and did a form of 21-gun salute.
21-gun salute:
* Run a lap
* 21 Merkins
* 21 Hillbilly Squats
* 21 LBCs IC
* 21 MCs IC
* 21 American hammers IC
How can a man keep from going off the rails?
Strong routines are the framework for consistency. A brick is a singular positive habit that is advantageous to the individual. Several bricks together form a routine and create the basis for a Guardrail. Guardrails protect the man from the Flux.

Ran to rear parking lot of elementary school, shoulder taps for the 6.
PAX agreed to do the next sequence in descending order, so we did all of the exercises listed below, ran a lap aroudn the parking lot, and then removed the exercise with the most reps before repeating the list. All reps were completed.
1 burpee
2 bomb jacks
3 merkins
4 jumping lunges (2 each leg)
5 Bobby Hurley’s
6 Sumo squats
7 Carolina Dry Docks
8 lunges (4 each leg)
9 monkey humpers
10 squats
How can a man learn to be more consistent?
The Virtuous Leader focuses on bandwidth, not perfection. There will always be fluctuation. Knowing this, the Virtuous Leader Accelerates his Consistency by focusing on the bandwidth of his fluctuation rather than perfection. His objective is to reduce the distance between his peaks and valleys to something so small that only he can see it.

MARY: Flutters IC, Pretzels IC, Hello Dollys IC, WW2 Sit Ups IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hangin w/ Stang, Pints & Padres, The Hive tomorrow.

COT: Was had, stays in COT.

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Get Right To The Core

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WARMUP: Run to The Print Shop for a few warm up exercises like Merkins, Imperial Walkers and Wind Mills.
THE THANG: At The Print Shop, 5 Burpees, 10 Get Ups, 20 Mountain Climbers.
Run to FMCOG for 5 Burpees, 10 Get Ups, 20 Mountain Climbers.
Run to the FM Golf Course Parking Lot for 5 Burpees, 10 V-Ups, 20 American Hammers.
Run to the American Legion for 5 Burpees, 10 Inch Worms, 20 Flutters
Run back to the FMCOG for 5 Burpees, 10 Mike Tysons, 20 Crunchy Frogs
Run to Footloose for 5 Burpees, 10(ea side) Side Bends, 20 Plank Jacks
Run to Hardee’s for 5 V-Ups, 20 American Hammers
Run to the new FM Pharmacy parking lot for something I can’t remember
Run to COT for 5 Burpees, 20 Flutters
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Hills and Heavy things are hurtful

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WARMUP:
– Mosey the track loop around Runde Park
– Peter Parker x10 cadence
– Merkin x10 cadence
– Windmill x10 cadence

THE THANG:
Part 1:
– Separate into 2 groups. One group starts at YHC’s truck and the other group starts at the batting cages

– Each station will have two sets of exercises. The first exercise will be done when the count is and odd number and the second exercise will be done on the even number.

Batting cage:
– Wall paver stones native to the AO. The general consensus was that they weighed about 70lbs.
– Odd: Bent-over Rows
– Even: Squats holding the massive paver

Truck:
– “Hell Pavers” as previously labeled by Dark Helmet. Equivalent to a cinder block but more compact.
– Odd: Curls
– Even: Overhead Press

Rd 1: 15 count of the Odd exercise at the station your group started with. Then run to the other station and do a 15 count of the Odd exercise for that station.
Rd 2: 14 count of the Even exercise at the station your group started with. Then run to the other station and do a 14 count of the Even exercise for that station.
– Continue decreasing the count as you complete the exercises.
– We called it after the 7 count to be sure we had sufficient time for Part 2.

Part 2: Half-Pipe
– Ran to the bottom of the big hill. Once there we were nicely positioned at the bottom of 2 hills on either side of us….like a half-pipe.
– The moderate hill had 5 cones positioned moving up the hill. And the steep hill had spots marked with duct tape at various points up the hill with the last one at the top.

How the half-pipe works:
– Run to the first cone on the moderate hill. Complete 2 merkins. It was called out that if you were not matching Funhouse’s form, then you were doing it wrong.
– Run back to the bottom and up to the first marker on the big hill. Complete 2 burpees.
– Run back to the first cone on the moderate hill and complete 2 merkins. Continue to the second cone and complete 4 merkins. Run back to the first cone and complete 2 merkins facing the way you are running. This makes them derkins.
– Run to the first marker on the big hill and complete 2 burpees. Run to the second marker and complete 4 burpees. Run back to the first marker and complete 2 burpees facing downhill. Coming up on those while facing the downhill sucks on the legs!
– Continue the series for the 5 stations on each of the hills.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Read your newsletter
– Prayers and Praises: Parenting, health, job searching

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Q vs Q 2023 Finals

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WARMUP: SSH and Moroccan Night Clubs

Order:
Sally
Zalinsky
Olaf
Poppins

Sally’s Q:
Top- 10 shoulder press w/ coupons
Downhill- 10 steps then 10 mountain climbers double count.
Bottom- 10 XFactors single count
Uphill- 10 steps then 10 Merkins on hill
Repeat 10 times or until inevitable time out

Zalinsky’s Q:
Partner Dora
AMRAP excercises were Prison Cell Merkins, Jump Squats, Big Boy Situps.
4 corner exercises were: 10 Merkins, 10 Big Boys, 10 Squats, 5 Burpees

Olaf’s Q:
Fire hose indian run to bleachers. Stop for burpees along the way twice.
Teams divided into two and bear crawl under the bleachers, do 3 hand release merkins, run back.

Poppins’ Q:
Partner up. Movements to cones and back. Burpees at each side. Movements were: Partner carry, wheelbarrow, bear crawl, long jump. Start with 10 burpees on each end and drop it by 2 each time we swapped movements.

FINAL VOTES
Olaf – 19
Poppins – 18
Zalinsky – 5
Sally – 3

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Fill in for UHaul at Colosseum

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WARMUP:
– We warmed up with some stretching and some merkins and some mountain climbers

THE THANG:
– Run to back of school on long bus road and grab a rock at the bottom
– A lot of running back and forth and lifting rocks and such
– Then we went to the parking lot right behind the school and did a short four corners
– Ended with an AYG back to COT

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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What’s the Matter… Horn…

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WARMUP:
– Little warmup lap with some stretching as we go (toy soldiers, knee to chest, etc.)
– Short COP with Merkins, Parker Peters, SSH

THE THANG:
– Jog back to area behind school where wall is…
– Perform Wallevens (it’s just elevens over the wall) – Mike Tysons and Burpees
– Head to front of school and to the bottom of Disco Hill (which I just named because of the purple lights in that one parking lot)
– Parking lot at bottom of hill = 40 SSH (IC)
– Run to end of guardrail = 20 Dips (IC)
– Run to top of hill at Ben Casey, grab a rock and don’t be a wuss = 40 curls, 40 OH Press, 40 Chest Press
– Back down the hill to the flag, stopping to finish our Dips on the guardrail = 20 more

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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AKA Day 1

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WARMUP: Run from Earth Fare to end of Ben Casey Drive.
THE THANG: Complete 8 windmill merkins. Run through adjacent parking lot down to end of Patricia Lane. Complete 8 inch worm merkins. Run to end of Gold Hill Middle parking lot. Complete 8 curb burpees. Run back to Patricia Lane. Complete 8 inch worm merkins. Run back to Ben Casey Drive. Complete 8 windmill merkins. Repeat all of the above AMRAP until 5:57AM.
Run back to Earth Fare.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I opened the newsletter at COT. Too many things happening to share… so read your newsletter!

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