Then there were 2

WARMUP: Throw a bag on our shoulders an ruck behind the school. Get to other side: 20 SSH, 15 WM, 15 Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Partner up: 1. Curls with sand bag/Farmers Carry both rucks 2. Squat/Overhead carry 3. Lunge/Front Carry 4. Upright row/Bag Throw while wearing ruck.
Load up sand bags and head to middle of soccer field:
BC with pull (50 yards), Suitcase carry to middle, BC with pull through again (50 yards).
Mosey to sand bag and take back to shovel flag.
Do a round of catch me if you can with 5 merkins and suitcase carry.

MARY: We almost made it a minute.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yip
COT: Yip

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National Chipmunk Day

It was a beautiful day over at The Forge, you could feel the electricity in the air! It reminded me of The Electric City, shout out to The University of Scranton. Quick warmup and we were off!

Over to the creepy dim lit side walk behind the overgrown bushes for some wall work. Perfect spot if you want to scare people. We did some overhead claps and derkins to warm the PAX up.

Next stop was the benches for some step ups, dips, and incline merkins.

Now for the final destination we celebrated 2/20 – I heard something about national chipmunk day so we ran with it.

We did a latter workout with Indian runs. Two laps for 2 – 20 reps for 20….Get it….2/20. :grinning:

20 Lunges
20 Merkins
20 Flutters
20 Squats
20 CDDs

We ran two laps between each set.

Back to COT for Mary, prayers and praises.

JWow

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Buy in, cash out

WARMUP: SSHs and windmills. Then partner up and catch me if you can around loop. P1 does 5 hand release merkins, p2 farmer carries both rucks. P1 runs to catch P2 and switch. On and on around loop.
THE THANG: Buy in: 50 squats and 50 swings, break up as you want.
Main event: 4 rounds of the following:
20 flutters w/press
15 merkins w/ruck
10 ruck OH squats
5 man-makers
Lap (alternated between run and ruck)
Cash out: 50 single leg V-ups and 50 high pulls, break up as you want.
Recover and head back to COT.

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Sweep the Leg Field Trip

WARMUP: Nope
THE THANG:
Every stop = 10 Merkins, 10 Dry Docks, 15 Squat Jumps, 20 LBCs
– Cross street turn right, head to Towne Tavern parking lot
– Continue to Enterprise Rent-a-Car
– Continue to My Eye Dr
– Continue to CVS
– Left just before Burger King – continue to Holiday Inn Express
– Turn left – head to Forest Hill/Armory
– Head back the way we came
– Stops or no stops depending on time
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Or don’t. It’s up to you.
COT: The 5th Core Principle

Don’t worry, stats are intact.

Backblasts are rarely read, and arguably aren’t serving the purpose they once did. Is that good? Bad? Neutral? They do serve a purpose, though, and so I will do it. Sort of.

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Stockade Olympics

WARMUP: IWx15, HW x15, Windmill x10, Cherry Picker x15, Plank- Mountain Climber x11, Peter Parker x11, Parker Peter x11
THE THANG: Mosey to small round about circle (short track): PAX do Apollo Ono while everyone does a lap around short track using crab walk method.
Mosey to Fountain (medium track): Bear Crawl around
mosey to bottom of hill: 10 burpees
Run up hill to Fire Station parking lot: Toy soldiers back and forth, Lunge walk and power skip
Mosey to sonic and partner up:
Dora .5, 1, 2, 3
50 burpees, 100 Merkins, 200 squats and 300 LBC/Hello Dolly
Mosey to church for Jack Webs up to 7
Mosey to COT finish Jack Web 8 and 9
MARY: Sorta
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Y
COT: Y

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You can daraleek my hand release merkins

WARMUP: we did the pledge and they got a disclaimer…it’s Minnow Pond (RIP)
THE THANG: Old school go time.
Exercises at each of the stops was 5 hand release with a shoulder tap in between. Then 5 jump squats.
The route: started at crossing on main -> down academy to the 4 corners -> up the hill to the glass filled parking lot -> print shop getting 5 pull ups in -> back to crossings on main -> up the Massey hill to the parking lot -> little bay Jesus church lot -> down ardrey and past WEP to the chain parking lot -> then all the way down to Kanawha past the gas station (I had to look the name up) -> Leonides to Spratt -> McKenzie to Ardrey to LBJ lot again -> chain parking lot, again -> Massey hill and parking lot, again -> COT
MARY: we did flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16 CSAUP, BRR – that’s all you need to know
COT: families of kids going back to school, parents getting older

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CURRAHEE!!!

WARMUP: SSH, Casbah Number 2s
THE THANG: Two teams. Two 60lb sandbags (thanks <@U01K743CG2G>)

Teams line up shoulder to shoulder and pass the sandbags up and down the line 2x rucks on.

Get up the hill where a stack of exercises is waiting. The team does the exercises and when the whole team is done, back down the hill to the sandbags. Rinse and repeat with the usual exercises. In the voice of Rooney from Ferris Bueller “9 times.”

MARY: 5 minutes of groin pulls.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam stuff, Brthel, May CSAUP, Come to <#C02QBPVDDQ8> for <#C0ACZR27LN9> training!
COT: Praise Jesus.

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Deck of Death

WARMUP:
Ruck for first 12ish minutes
SSH
Low slow squat
Broga
Toy soldiers
Butt kickers
Soccer hips

THE THANG:
Deck of cards
Hearts – OH lunges
Diamonds – merkins with ruck on
Spades – swings
Clubs – bent over rows

MARY:
No time left
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
What is said in COT stays in COT

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