King of the Ring I

14 Kings at Ring of Fire this morning.
– <@U02JMD0EKS8> was the King of the Ring today. You may now bow to his magnificence.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> came in a not so close 2nd, but he did manage to outsprint me at the end and cause me to perform a couple extra exercises at the end. And by exercises, I mean dry heaves.
– <@U5EKTLC5C> prepared us all to be underwhelmed, but not by his mumblechatter.
– <@UMRNJ46AW> had some hazy recollections of a Slayer concert with <@UGYDCTRST> (not present), but with as many Monster Energy Drinks as he has before a concert his blood pressure increases to a level he’s doing good to be standing much less remembering who attended what.
– And speaking of what Anchorman called “Cookie Monster” metal, <@U076RS8F1DG> had his signature tunes playing for the duration.
– Don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but <@U0603USPHAS> keeps trimming down and is looking strong out there.
– <@UST30T7FF> represented the Pre-spect crowd well, and even gave me a butt pat, so… you know… I may not have been the King today, but I still feel like a winner.
– <@U01JUGK82TY> and <@U5KHMNAG4> were disappointed but unsurprised at the lack of leg exercises in this workout.
– <@UN6PTD007> was gracious enough to hold back and let a couple of us feel good about our performance.
– <@U079NTF8AP8> is more of a 3 sets of 10 guy.
– <@U087GQFA2FJ> was the WarBaby today and held his own with a bunch of guys that are old enough to be his dad…

This is my report. You could dress it up like Baby Yoda and take it trick or treating in July, but it still wouldn’t get more strange looks than you would if you dispute the truth imbued herein.

subject to verification by <@U07EPGYK92L>’s mustache (see <@U063F72E8M9> comments from yesterday)
WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hang on tight

WARMUP: one dialed back round of the workout
THE THANG: Hero WOD for Danish Army Sgt. Rene Jakobsen. Called for 7 rounds of 400 m run, 21 walking lunges, 15 pull ups and 9 burpees.

We did 8 rounds and finished it with a 400m cinder block in each hand farmers carry.
MARY: Yes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes.
COT: yes.

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God Bless Saturday

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkins
Honeymooner
Downward dog
THE THANG:
Indian run with 3 merkins then sprint

1776 workout
17 merkins
76 squats
17 CDD
76 LBC
17 Mike Tyson’s
76 Lunges
27 Imperial Walkers
76 Sumo Squats
Lap together burpee in the middle

Basketball shuffle
Group does LBCs
One member does a merkin on one sideline and a Bobby Hurley at the hoop then another merkin on the other sideline shuffling across

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel men’s
Dam to Damn pickup
Jaeger

COT:
Prayers for brotherhood, health and bountifulness of God

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Cubbie Testimonial

1/9/24 – the Ranch Bootcamp
PAX
Soup to Nuts
HalfShell
Rainmaker
JWOW
Birdcage
Sugarbug
Kielbasa
Grout
Kermit
Harry Carey
Masterpiece
Mark Nestel Change Order
Cubbie

Warmup
SSH
Cherry Picker
Windmill
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Planks and Yoga

The Thang:
Playground – 15 reps x 2
Pull-ups
Dips
V-ups

Progressive ladder, 15 reps run 1 lap
1. Merkins
2. Bobby Shirley’s
3. LBC
4. Burpees
5. Lunges
6. I had more planned but we ran short on time

Mary
– Rosalina’s
– Box Cutters
– Leg lifts

During that time I shared my testimonial. You are not the worst thing that has happened in your life.
God is great.

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Slippery on Deck

Three pax posted to The Yard after the ice-pocolypse. Started with mosey run and then: Warm up: SWIMLAPPs: all in cadence: SSH 15x, windmills 10x, Imperial Walkers 10x, Moroccan n/c 10x, low slow squats 10x, big arm circles 10x, peterparkers 10x, plank stretches (honeymooner/down dogs).
-short run-
Thang: F3 card deck…and each pax got one veto (the option to skip their or another’s card and go to the next one).
Mary included in the thang.
Fini

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Snow Date With Cindy

WARMUP: SSH, Mosey
THE THANG: Choose a Cindy, short move to location 1 for 45 seconds on/15 seconds off of the following: curls, squats, plank, triceps;
Move (farmer carry) approximately 400m to location 2 for squats, plank, triceps, curls;
Move (farmer carry, other side) approximately 400m to location 3 for plank, triceps, curls, squats;
Move (shoulder carry) approximately 400m to location 4 for LBC, dips, plank, merkins;
Move (shoulder carry, other side) approximately 400m to location 5 for squats, leg lifts, plank, curls;
Move (rifle carry) to return Cindy and mosey to COT
MARY: brief plank for six
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: prayers lifted for family and our neighbors in LA

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Just another day at the Badger

WARMUP: rolled in hot! 4:59 to be exact. Quick disclaimer and we did windmills and imperial walkers then held plank while I read the HERO WOD biography
THE THANG: moseyed to pull-up bars and instructed the following:

300 meter run (approx)
5 rounds of Cindy
300 meter run
4 rounds of Cindy
Etc….

Cindy is 5 pull-ups 10 merkins and 15 squats

When we all finished we moseyed to the triangle shaped awning where we did the Bermuda Triangle workout created by Private Dancer:

First station:
10 burpees
20 Derkins
30 merkins
40 CDD
50 mountain climbers

Lunge walk to second station:
10 big boys
20 V ups
30 LBCs
40 x- factor
50 backscratchers (penguins)

Bear crawl to third station:
10 Bobby hurleys
20 ankle touch squats
30 no surrenders
40 sumo squats
50 lunges

We finished up and held COT right there under awning

Message was that we have to put our faith in something, choose wisely!

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D 10k, blood drive and bethel
COT: yes

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Black Diamonds in Cadence (Honey Badger)

25 Burpee in cadence + NUR hill
15 Merkins IC + NUR
25 squats IC + NUR
25 Bomb Jack Single ct IC + NUR
20 CDD’s IC + NUR
15 Monkey Humpers IC + NUR

5 pull ups/25 SSHs
10 pull ups/50 SSH
15/75
10/50
5/25

Mary

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New Year’s Lessons and a triumphant return

WARMUP: Mosey up the back road and circle up at the light pole of YHC’s choosing.

Exercises in cadence were windmills, hillbilly & imperial walkers, low slow squats, holding people’s chairs with Moroccan night clubs, side straddle hops and seal jacks. And of course – the goofball in honor of <@U028PKR68GJ>’s glorious return to the gloom.

PAX planked for shoulder taps, single count merkins, a few Broga poses and recovered in time to mosey to the wall

THE THANG:
Lesson 1 – “the best remedy for anger is delay” – Seneca

BTTW – hold for 15 seconds and then do 5 d/c Australian Mountain Climbers in cadence, recover, walk it out, back to wall for wall sit for 30 seconds followed by shoulder presses from the wall sit position in cadence.

PAX repeated this sequence once more.

Mosey off to the next lot

Lesson 2 – “he who suffers before it’s necessary suffers more than necessary.” – Seneca

Dora with a partner – because we shouldn’t do life alone. Partner 1 exercises while partner 2 runs. Then flapjack. Rinse and repeat until all exercises were finished.

50 burpees
100 squats
150 double count flutters

All finished and we moseyed to the basketball court and circled up for abs

LBC’s in cadence
Flip over for Superman holds
The following three exercises were done in double count cadence keeping legs in the air at all times until the third exercise was completed
1 – 10 LBC’s in cadence
2 – 10 Hello Dolly’s in cadence
3 – 10 Rosalita’s in cadence

Quick recovery in time for some protractor holds at various angles and recover to head to COT for a 60-second stretch when 0715 was upon us.

MARY: see above, but she was not there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: We’re announced. Read your newsletter.

COT: remains the fifth core principle

YHC was blessed to start to the first Saturday of 2025 with the HIM of the fort. Thanks <@U07LMG5PDQU> – for the call. :eye:

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