New Office Tour

On what was the most humid day of the year so far, 9 pax got after it in the gloom. <@U01NGHPR2HW> asked that I give my “why” for F3. My why isn’t because of the workout or doing something that most ordinary people wouldn’t do or because it put me in the best shape of my adult life when I was called to donate a kidney to a friend, but it’s because of the group of men that create a community that cares about each other.
I know that if I don’t show up, someone will wonder where I am, how I’m doing, and truly care about me.
This is more than a workout group. It’s a community that I’m proud to be a part of. Keep posting, check on Kotters, and get more men into this group.
WARMUP: We mossey’d over to the First Baptist church parking lot to give us some room and some nice pavement to work from. Started with SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Merkins, Parker Peters
THE THANG: The OG Dora of 100 merkins, 200 squats and 300 LBCs. Followed that with a Jack (1/2 of a Jack Webb) of burpees and Overhead claps and then a Webb Jack of Mountain Climbers and Mack-tar-njais.
MARY: Ran back towards COT and then climbed the steps at the park before going back to Veterans Park for some box cutters and some flutters.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter service on 7/3/26.
COT: Lots of prayers for families, jobs, and our group.

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Ring of Fire around the rosie

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers in sync, cherry pickers, windmill, moroccan nightclubs
THE THANG: 10 Hill sprints with exercises in between. We covered pull-ups, planks, Cindy presses, swings, merkins, man makers and more
MARY: Plank to the finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Lane

Warm up: SWIMLAPPs
SSH, windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan N/Cs, low slow squats, arm circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches.

Thang: The Lane. Do as many rounds as possible.
Pax get two cinder blocks and just need to follow the signage.
Start with 15 OH presses (w/ one block) at road, adjacent to the pull up bars.
Farmers carry about 300 feet (to the paint)
Ground the blocks, run to AO Jones (about 450 feet)
Do 15 burpees, run back to the blocks
Farmers carry back to start/finish line
Ground the blocks, do 15 OH presses with one block.
Run down to the stop sign,
Do 30 LBCs.
Run back to start/finish line.
Make a tick mark
Repeat. Starting with 15 PH presses.

Did this for about 30 mins. Got about 4 rounds in.

Cindys go back, run to shovel flag, some light mary.
Fini
COT

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Little Moist Fathers Day tribute

WARMUP:
Couple of exercises in the COP to loosen up the PAX
Then dynamic around the WEP path with stops along the way for some more exercise moves
Back to main lot where DD took over
THE THANG:
Lunge walk up hill with incremental squats at each light pole 5,10,15,20,25,30
Mosey to hill for Jacob ladder
1burpee 5 donkey kicks

Back to CB where we headed to the playground
Partner 1 – swing crunches
Partner 2 – lap around playground
Swap for 3 rounds
Partner 1 – dips
Partner 2 – lap
Swap for 3 rounds

Back to DD
Circle up for some
Knee tar jai up to 5 rounds
Then into
MAK tar jai for full 9 rounds :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Back to COT

MARY: Is the Mother of Jesus
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Nov 7 bourbon tasting
July 4 convergence
The Barry July 22
COT:
Good dads bad dads they all teach us something
Take from it and share with next generation
Be the servant leader you were made to be and love your wives and kids and yourself 3rd #iam3rd

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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Beat the deck #1

WARMUP:
Quick warmup as we had a lot to cover. Cherry pickers and side straddle hops

THE THANG:
We had 9 cards face up and needed to guess higher or lower of any pile. Each card had a workout associated with it. You get the pick correct, we did 10 reps of the workout. You get the pick incorrect, you do 10 reps of the workout and a little jog to the sign and back.
2: Moroccan Nightclubs
3: Flutters
4: calf raises
5: American hammers
6: shoulder taps
7: big boy sit ups
8: Peter Parkers
9: Burpess
10: Merkins
J: cherry pickers
Q: imperial walkers
K: LBCs
A: Squats

430 reps total
10 jogs total

MARY:
Box cutters
Flutters
Freddie mercury
Body destroyers
Lbc

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tort and hare
Bethel men shelter
Fort mill care center
Varsity moving to an hour

COT:
Prayers and praises for getting up and coming out, new baby on the way, job interviews, Vuvu and his family.

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Pre Murph Workout

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, overhead claps
THE THANG: the Griff – 800 meter run, 400 meter backwards run, 2 rounds. Moved to bleaches for some stair work and dips, finished with a circuit of overhead presses and ab work
MARY: stretching in preparing for Murph
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: freedom, marriages

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IPAX inspired workout

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Run, Wind Mill, Squats, Run, Grave Cinder Blocks.
THE THANG: 35 yard Merry, one end do 50 reps of and exercise the use the corresponding MOT, then do 5 Burpees and return to the beginning using the same MOT and continue with the next exercise.
1. 50 Merkins, MOT Murder Bunnies
2. 50squats, MOT Broad Jumps
3. 50 Big Boys, MOT Bear Crawls
4. 50 CDD, MOT Lunges
5. 50 Mike Tysons, MOT Crawl Bear
6. 50 Chess Press W/CB, MOT OH Cinder Block
7. 50 American Hammer, MOT Lieutenant Dan
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Youngest Q in the Fort

Tapout’s 2nd Q
WARM UP
Play “We Will Rock You”
When it says “We will, do a squat
When it says “Rock you” do a burpee
And every other beat do an overhead clap
Mosey
Down the road to the bus entrance
THE REAL WORKOUT
Run to the 2nd pole and do 10 Merkens and run
back to the first pole and do 10 LBCs. Then run 2
poles up for 10 merkens, and one pole back for 10
LBCs. Repeat
IF WE HAVE EXTRA TIME
Run to the football field and do the same thing but
when you get to each 10 yard line do 10 bomb jacks
and when you come back do 10 squats
GO TO COT
Count OFF
Name-O-Rama
Announcements
Prayers and Praises
Tapout’s Prayer

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