Blimps, SSoP, & Dora at the Jackal

WARMUP: Motivator, Imp-Sqt-Walkers, Rolling Kickstand Irrkins, chPickers

#1:Fire water burn  ~4:50 by Bloodhound Gang
Chorus = Low-(super…6 ct.) slow-squats, in time (come up on”fire”)… hold for “we don’t need no water..BURN MF” Instrumental breaks = Monkey Humpers
Versus = Imperial Squat Walkers

#2: BLIMPS: add 2 reps each bench (to 10, then down)

high/Low/Buffalo as a “10-count”

#3: Mama Said Knock You Out – – FFDP & Tech N9ne 2:48 → Plank Jacks in between
CPOP: “Mama said knock you out” (16 x)  – do a Mike Tyson Pushup

#4: Dora
1 pax Nur up/ mosey down to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 big boiz
• 200 Flutters
Jailbreak sprint to COT
MARY: embedded in the above, no need for a separation
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party, newsletter type stuff
COT: prayers lifted for marriages, 2.0 communications, coping with grief.

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Date with Cindy

WARMUP: Absolutely, too old not to
THE THANG: Moseyed to the High School where someone had left some Cindy’s out and a winkie. Had an escalator, 10 reps was the count, adding an exercise after each round. Ran to the back of the field between rounds.
Swings, Squats, Rows, Curls, Dips, OH Press, Hammers, Offset Merkins, Simbas and Man Makers. Cleaned up the mess and headed back to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for the dang Christmas Party you slackers
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Park to Calhoun

WARMUP: it was cold. we’ll warm up on the run
THE THANG: cover distance stop for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
added some lunges once
did some leg lifts after a muscle up twice
bear crawled the length of Calhoun St. Parking lot twice too
covered 3.11 miles–except for Beaker (his strava only said 2.98, which feels like a failure on my part. see NMM below)
MARY: flutters in cadence for 1:30 to hit 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas Party 12/12, Bethel service tonight

NMM:

You ever just 3000% took care of everything and crushed it by all outward metrics, but you didn’t do it with JOY in your heart? So your wife, kids, or close friend noticed and it wasn’t the reaction you expected…even though the mission was fully accomplished

It isn’t enough to just do a good job

Handle the mess your kids created with success, but did it in a way that made them feel scared rather than safe? Failure

Take care of business for your family, but made your wife feel like it was a burden rather than a mission? Failure

Maybe it’s just me… 😉 Good thing failure is a way point and not an end point. Let’s stay after it!

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Singing in the Rain

WARMUP: No, too cold
THE THANG: Run down and up through Dominion Bridge, Over to Catawba Ridge HS, loop around the property then over to Forest Creek MS, loop around the property and back through Dominion Bridge and loops around Blue Smokehouse. Many loops.
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: No
COT: Yes

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2025.47 Varsity

3 Doras:
Dora 1: 100 Merkins / 200 Squats / 300 LBCs
Dora 2: 100 Wide Arms / 200 Apollo Ohnos / 300 Low Dollys
Dora 3: 100 Diamonds / 200 Plyo Split Squats / 300 Flutters
Run was around the bus loop

Sprocket ran-rucked a half marathon over the weekend and was still posting… His man card must look like Swiss cheese.

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Turkey Run

Turkey Run- DBES

Get a teammate. 1 turkey recovery trott around the drop off loop. Partner turkey breaks out of the collar and sprints the outer school loop to get away. When the runaway turkey returns back to the corral, partner turkey takes off.

Rinse and repeat until 6. Try to get prs on the 1km sprint

#MILGA

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Floats and Floaters

In honor of the Catawba Ridge Marching Band participating in the 99th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, 10 PAX did 99 reps of various exercises in the warm, wet morning. There was plenty of mumblechatter and sweat, along with a MILGA code brown (ask Birdcage). Here’s what we did:

Warm-Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 9 Windmills (IC)

The Thang

Mosey to lower entry road
– 15 Squats, Lap
– 15 Squats, 15 Merkins, Lap
– 15 Squats, 15 Merkins, 15 American Hammers, Lap
– 15 Squats, 15 Merkins, 15 American Hammers, 9 Burpees

Mosey to Gym Wall
– 15 Dirty Hook-ups (feet)
– 15 Wall LBCs
– 15 Dirty Hook-ups (hands)
– 15 Wall Lunges
– 15 Australian Mountain Climbers
– 15 Bomb Jacks
– 15 Ab Mat Sit-ups
– 9 Burpees

Mosey to Benches near cafeteria
– 15 Irkins, Lap
– 15 Irkins, 15 Dips, Lap
– 15 Irkins, 15 Dips, 15 Step-ups, Lap
– 15 Irkins, 15 Dips, 15 Step-ups, 9 Burpees

Mosey to COT
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps, Lap
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 15 Flutters, Lap
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 15 Flutters, 15 Calf Raises, Lap
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 15 Flutters, 15 Calf Raises, 9 Burpees

NMM
Most people face challenges every day. Some are easy to overcome while other times it feels like war. The enemy is all your doubts, all your fears, and the lie that you aren’t good enough to complete the mission. But don’t quit. Wake up, brush your teeth, make your bed, workout, shower, and just make it to lunch. Then, make it to dinner. Regardless of how bad the day was, there will be a new one tomorrow.

When you feel like quitting, which you will, do not quit right now, that’s emotion. Instead, say “I’ll quit tomorrow.” If you can keep quitting tomorrow, you can do anything. Don’t let the lies in your head stop you from achieving great things.

Aye!
IJ

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Rosie’s magical bean ride

WARMUP: SSH, Low slow squat, windmills, imperial walkers, merkins
THE THANG: Line it up!
40 Yards of MOT, 60 yards sprint
1. Bear Crawls
2. Lunge walks
3. high knees
4. broad jumps
5. bear crawls

In between rounds, 15 Hand release merkins, 20 squats, 25 CDDs, 30 shoulder taps, 35sec plank

Pauly D – 50 yards + sprint of 50
1. NUR
2. Jog

Jack Webb from 1 to 10
1 Merkin, 4 hand claps
all the way to 10 merkins, 40 handclaps, baby!

Sevens – Apollo Onos, Leg raises.

The flag was passed, another man grows!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Congrats Pauly D
COT:

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