Real American Crazy Train

WARMUP: SSH, Morrocan Night Club, Merkins, Windmill, Cherry Picker, Low Slow Squat

THE THANG: Mosey from station to station. 3 exercises at each station. 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest. 2 rounds at each station.

– Low Slow Squat
– Reverse Lunges
– Al Gore

– Merkins
– Alternating Shoulder Taps
– Moroccan Night Club

– Jump Squats
– Lateral Lunges
– Calf Raises

– Wide Armed Merkins
– CDD
– Overhead Clap

– Peter Parkers
– Side Plank
– LBC

– Seal Jacks
– Mountain Climbers
– Burpees

MARY: Flutters, Gas Pumper, Box Cutter

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the Bus, Coffeeteria

COT: Don’t carry your burdens alone

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Air Force Warfare Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH-20, Imp/hillbilly walkers 15-each, Cherry Pickers 12, Burpees 5, downward dog and honeymooners 2.
THE THANG: Al Carmichael 10-10 workout. Merkins, Squats, BB Sit-ups, Lunges, Flutter Kicks, Carolina Dry Docks then some wall work around Harris Teeter.
MARY: Flutters 20, Hello Dollies 12, LBCs 16, Freddie Mercury 12, Body Destroyer 1-min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry tonight, Wed – Sextortion Class at Dt Johns UM Church 6pm, Bethel Men’s Shelter first wk of Aug, F3 Nation online tonight.
COT: Prayers for Central TX flooding, Half Shells Mom, Stand Ups friends Dad with possible Alzheimer’s, JWow’s daughter’s 18th Bday, Scalpels health and DaVinci’s father in-law prayers. :pray:

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Hot and sweaty

WARMUP: Intro, then mosey to the church. Warm up with MNC, Micheal Phelps, Wind Mills and Non-discrpt produce pickers. Mosey to behind HT to smell the sweet aroma of the GC. Continued warms up with merkins, Plank, up/down dog. Mosey to the hill.
THE THANG: 1st part- 7’s on the hill. Started at the bottom with CDD run up the hill for Monkey humpers. Once completed, mosey to the wall at HT. Balls to the wall, run out for 3 burbees. Final part, mosey to Walgreens for the 4 corners. 1st round, 5 burppees at each corner, then 10 big boys, then 15 merkinns, then…..we did not finish.
MARY: no Mary, just made it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Bary, Trout run and read your letter.
COT: Prayers for health, travel mercies and family patience.

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Ascending/descending weinke board

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/Stretches/MN
THE THANG: Started with a lap around WEP + 25 burbees along the way. Parking lot as ending/descending weinke after exercise run to top parking lot and do burpee 1/2/3/4/5/4/3/2/1
MARY: Extended Mary, because I forgot it was an hour workout. Around the horn calling out exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: RYN
COT: I prayed us out and we joined in together with the Lord’s Prayer

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One to Ten

WARMUP: Yea, it’s a good thing. We did that.
THE THANG: String of Pearls…classic. Mosey and stop occasionally for:

– Merkins
– Squats
– Carolina Dry Docks
– Lunges (2 is 1)
– Dips
– Monkey Humpers
– LBCs
– Mountain Climbers (2 is 1)
– Plank Jacks
– Flutters (in cadence)

Started with 1 rep or each, which Bonsai believes was barely worth coming down from the mountain for. And added a rep each time we stopped. We got to 10

MARY: Was mostly build in, but we did some hip flexibility in the last few minutes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/3 service date at https://www.signupgenius.com/go/9040A45A4A929A4F49-56341795-bethel#/ could use some signup help and some hands the day of. If you’re in town on 7/3, make an effort to help serve.

COT: What are you moderating that is helpful to you? What are you moderating that is unhelpful? What SHOULD you be moderating more?

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Wally World Run

Nine men joined our brothers from Colosseum for a little Walmart shopping spree. Conditions were…unpleasant. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Seal Claps (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)

The Thang
– Run 1.25 miles to Walmart
– Partner up for Dora (100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs)
– Run 1.25 miles back
– 3.5 ish miles total

Before we left the parking lot, we put the rogue carts back into the corrals. It wasn’t our job and it wasn’t required, but if we didn’t do it, then I wonder who would have. Sometimes things have to get done even if it’s not our responsibility. Do them anyway. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?

-IJ

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The Ranch

WARMUP: lower legs stretch, Side straddle hop, Merkins

THE THANG: pair up and carry coupons to the school, wall sit each person hold coupons 30 seconds and pass to next person. Wall sit pass coupon and then 1 burpee each. Wall sit pass coupon and 1 man maker. Mostly to front of school, we did dips in cadence. Mozzy back to coupons and we did a wall sit passing coupons between each person. 0552 each person carries a two coupons back to COT

MARY: LBCs

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel men’s shelter July 3, HIM’s camp IF ClickBait is going to have one this year? Read slack

COT: Tiller talked about depression, different resources to use when dealing with depression. Went around circle ⭕️ and did prayer or praises.

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Tortoise and Hare Tabata version

Tabata Time : Tortoise and Hare version

Workout had 5 segments roughly designed for 12 minutes each. Consisted of a Tortoise (stationary exercise) and a Hare ( running and some exercises)

Tortoise

40 seconds on 20 seconds off
Ssh
Windmill
Seal jacks
Mcn
Imperial walkers
HR merkins
Squats
Diamonds merkins
Lunges
Hillbilly walkers
High knees
Mountain climbers

Hare

40 seconds run 20 seconds rest
12 rounds
5 Merkins each rest period

Tortoise

All Ab work 12 rounds
BBS,
LBC
Peter Parker
Parker Peter
Mountain climbers
Shoulder taps
Flutters
Hello dolly
Freddy Mercury
Toe Touches
Heel touches
Leg lifts
In and outs

Hare

40 seconds run 20 seconds rest
5 squats each rest period.

Tortoise

Only 9 rounds here
40 seconds on 20 seconds rest
3 rounds of 6 burpees
3 rounds of 8 burpees
3 rounds of 10 burpees

Fin.

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? Smoked Buffet of Pain ?

? Warm-Up (Appetizer – “Clean Your Plate”):
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Merkins – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 20 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Burpee Buffet: 5 burpees OYO after every 2 exercises

? Main Course – “Buffet Line”:
STATION 1: Fried Chicken Legs (Legs)
20 Squats
20 Jump Lunges (10 each leg)
20 Mountain Climbers (each leg)
Bear Crawl to island and Jog back

STATION 2: Mashed Potato Arms (Upper Body Burn):
20 Merkins
15 Dips
10 Diamond Merkins
Sprint to island and Jog back

STATION 3: Mac N Cheese Core
25 LBCs
20 Flutter Kicks
15 Big Boy Sit-ups
Toy Soldier to island and Jog back

STATION 4: Gravy Train Cardio
10 Burpees
20 Monkey Humpers
10 Bomb Jacks
Crab Walk to island and Jog back

? Dessert – “Chocolate Fountain of Sweat”:
EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute) for 5 Minutes:
5 Burpees
10 Merkins
15 Squats
Rest for the remainder of the minute — or just enough to taste regret.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Free the animal

WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Moroccan Nightclubs
– 10 Windmills

THE THANG:

– Jog to HT wall by O’Reilly – 3 min wall sit hands out, Drop 1 in at min 2 to finish

– Jog to back parking lot – Bear crawl w/ Merkins at each parking line

– Jog to Grace – 50 Jump-ups on benches

– Jog to Kids R Kids Learning parking lot – 50 Hip-Dips (25 each side) and 10 side plank crunches each side

– Jog to end of Grant Farm Dr. – 50 Squats

– Jog (L) to end of Palmdale Walk Dr. – 25 Merkins

– Jog up Reynolds Ridge Ln, take (R) on Berkley Hall Way, (L) on Stockbridge to Stockbridge Commons entrance by the dog spot – 3 Hill Sprints

– Jog to COT – 10 Burpees

2.2+ Miles of pain

MARY:
Cadence led by PAX
– 50 – Open Leg LBC’s (Come and get me LBC’s),
– 30 – Heel Touches,
– 10 – Back Extensions,
– 10 – Windshield Wipers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters
COT: It is what it is…

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