A dead end and a roundabout.

Solid effort by the PAX today. 4×4 Run & Ruck. The pace was steady but the mumblechatter was strong. Then there were planks. They were… plank-y. Moseyed around little bit of Massey then into sunset circle. It said dead end, but we found a way out. Kept on trucking down Athena, went around a fence that was not keeping anyone out. Then around FCMS with some unexpected hills. Ended up at the Waterside roundabout where we laid on the grass to kill our running pace did some planks and sounded professional by saying abs are important for running. Clarified that I am only semi-pro. Moseyed back just in time to stop the watch at AO.
LTrain: said running was easier last year
Band Camp: shared stories with Sock Monkey
Sock Monkey: Showed us what Colorado lungs can do. Also distracted Band Camp which led to a race and a photo finish to see who could make it back first. The youth prevailed.
YHC: Still learning directions as well as counting. We will get there.
The Ruckers were right where we left them when we got back.
WARMUP: SSH / Moroccan night clubs / Worlds greatest stretch
THE THANG: Ran 4.25 miles at the pace of a lost new seabiscuit Q. Found a couple hills and a lot of mud with some wet grass to wash off in.
MARY: M.I.A.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hog and Coyote.
COT:

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The Time is Always Now

WARMUP: methodical
SSH
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burps
IW
3 burps
HW
4 burps
J-Lo
5 burps

Farmers carry

https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
Finished with swing sequence to hit 100 total
5 swings
5 America swings
5 swings
5 swing squats
5 swings

Farmers carry

12 halos
10 split squats
Bear crawl the hill with the bell
12 halos
10 split squats

Waiter’s carry

3 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHj1DVQSau2/?igsh=MXZhMjY4MGZlcHltbA== each side
(Couple of rounds)

3 dead lift
3 goblet squats
3 swings
SPRINT the hill
(Couple of rounds)

Farmers carry

4 clean to squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows right
4 rows left
8 merkins
(Couple of rounds)

5 burpee snatches each side to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel service next week
Tortoise and Hare
Suplex has a long term EH coming to the Yard tomorrow

COT:
https://f3nation.com/get-right is never over because “The Time is Always Now.”

If something isn’t solid in your world, what are you gonna do about it? The time is now.
Put aside your ego, doubts, fears, worry, hesitations, past, limiting beliefs, and get started. The time is now.
You know what needs to be done. Gentlemen, the time is now.

“There is never a time in the future in which we will work out our salvation. The challenge
is in the moment, the time is always now.”
—James Baldwin

Grateful to share the gloom with you this morning

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Bald WOD

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, IW, Honeymooner, Downward Dog
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
20 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 2: 30 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
30 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
30 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 3: 40 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
40 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, RYN
COT: Yes

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The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off

WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down
THE THANG:
Round 1: 10-min AMRAP
10 x KBS
10 x KB squats
10 x KB deadlifts
10 x KB clean and jerk

Round 2: 25-min of suffering

PAX circle up at bottom of the hill.
Non-stop KB swings, accumulate as many as possible – every time you stop swinging you complete:
5x burpees
10x merkins
15x squats
Resume swinging

Meanwhile…pax take turns carrying heavy objects up the hill to the speed bump. Options included:
100lb sandy nut sack
60lb sandy hog (sand bag)

Everyone worked hard, everyone complained, everyone got better

MARY:
LBCs
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes there were several

COT: Had to be there

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Beautiful morning for Burpacides and 4 Corners

WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Moroccan Night Clubs / Low Slow Squats / Cherry Pickers / Merkins
THE THANG: Mosey around the shops and avoid delivery trucks. Had to the lot behind the theater and start burpacides. The burpacides were ascending and descending on 8 parking lines with a burpee at each from 1 to 8 and back to 1. Then a nice long mosey about 40 yards to start 4 corners.
Corner 1: 20 V-Sits then bear crawl to
Corner 2: 20 Freddy Mercury’s on a 4 count then lunge to
Corner 3: 20 Pickle Pounders then crab walk to
Corner 4: 20 Plank Jacks then lunge back to corner 1.
Indian run back to the start.
MARY: 8 rounds of Capitan Thors 1 BBS and 4 American Hammers. PAX saved by the bell.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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skinny arms

WARMUP:
– SSH / CP / IW / WM
THE THANG:
– 4-corners: 2x sandbag / 2x cindy / 2x abs / 2x kettlebell
– tire flip: 2 teams
– Jack Webb: 1:4 Merkins + OH clap
MARY:
– 6-count burpee
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Tour de parking lot

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow squat
Merkin
BROGA

THE THANG:
Bear crawl Merkin compound
Stair run ab gauntlet
Bear crawl CCD compound
Dora
Slam ball
Jump rope
Dips
Overhead press
2 sets and switch

MARY:
None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men
Amrap for autism
COT:
Marriages
Kid changes and moving in school

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Up Tempo @ ROF

WARMUP: Ran a warm up lap around the NAFO track and led the PAX to the bleachers.

THE THANG: Asked the PAX to partner up.
Bleacher Runs:
Partner 1 sprints up the bleachers and then moseys back down, complete 2 trips before switching with Partner 2.
Partner 2 continues a circuit of 20 Derkins, 20BSSs ( 10each leg ), and 20 LBCs. Complete 5 rounds each.

All finished and we made our way back to the track.

Fast Mile on the Track:
Partner 1 runs 400m as fast as you can and then switches with Partner 2. Partner 2 continues a circuit of 20 Merkins, 20 Alt. Lunges ( 10each leg ), and 20 BBSs. Switch with Partner 1 upon his return.
Complete 4 laps each for a Fast Mile.

MARY: Moseyed from the track to COT and held plank while each PAX said something they were thankful for.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: STK!

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Hardwood Sighting and 24 Islands of Fun

F3 Lazarus Bootcamp – 4/17/25

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Windmill
Hillbilly Walker
Cherry Picker
Merlin
Peter Parker’s

The Thang:
24 Islands of Fun
Do 12 reps at each parking lot island of the exercise below. There are 3 rows of islands, 8 per row, 24 total.

Modes of Transportation
1st row – Crab Walk
2nd row – Bear Crawl
3rd row – Lunge Walk

1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello Dollys
6. Burpees
7. Flutters
8. Shoulder taps
9. American hammers
10. Carolina Dry Docks
11. V-Ups
12. Dips
13. Mtn Climbers
14. OH Raises
15. Derkins
16. Low slow squats
17. Plank Jacks
18. Bobby Hurleys
19. LBCs
20. Lunges
21. Box Cutters
22. Seal Jacks
23. Diamond Merkins
24. Jump Squats

Play Black Betty – Ram Jam
Plank it out, merkin everytime they say Bam a Lam

Mary:
Hello Dolly
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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