AKA#4 Day 9 – Accumulator Day

WARMUP: Mosey with some SSH, Merkins, squats, etc
THE THANG: Accumulator! Parking lot burpee accumulator…Burp bear crawl, burps+1, then lunge walk, burp +2, bear crawl, you get the jist. End up on other side of parking lot, 10 Muscle ups on the brick wall. Mosey to front of school, 15 derkins and 25 dips. Mosey down a bit to the columns. Squat Accumulator. Each column squat and add one. 14 columns = lots of squats. Mosey to hill. Run to cone 2 merkins, back to start 1 burpee, 1st cone 2 merkins, 2nd cone 4 merkins, back down to 1st cone, 2 merkins, to start add a burpee. There were five cones = Lots of Merkins

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA Day 10 is Sole to Sole. 0500 start with Airborne on the Q.
COT: Yes we had one.

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Taking the Conga Line Through Life

WARMUP: Bit of a mosey and short COP with mumblechatter from Bonsai on the Qs Disclaimer. No, it wasn’t perfect. It also wasn’t missed entirely (except you Bonsai).

THE THANG: Two sets of accumulator series 5x / 10x / 15x /20x / 25x with bear crawls or crawl bears in between. one series was all lower body, one all core. along the way we did a conga line mosey weaving through all the posts of the carpool awning at the school.

MESSAGE: Workout and message today were geared around life not moving in a straight line. it hasn’t for me in career, fitness, faith, marriage, finances, etc. there have been ups and downs and twists and turns. too often I fall into the trap of blaming myself or someone else for the downticks when in fact that’s just part of the journey. and in fact it’s those downticks when I have the most to learn and grow. so take the attitude about the #Suck from the Gloom and apply it to the #Suck in the rest of your life — Embrace It!

thanks for the invite Triple Lindy and the AKA spirit Funhouse and pax! always an honor to lead.

COT: It was Day 2 of AKA and we had a great showing and energy level. some new faces (FITS) and some welcome kotters (Naked and Afraid).

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Jack Webbish

WARMUP: Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Toy Soldier, Karaoke, Down Dog, Honeymooner, Soccer Hip Thingy
THE THANG: Jack Webb Theme ×8
Dry People – Peter Parker Mercury – Seal Humpers – Calf Merkins – Low Slow LBC – Overhead Rosalitas – 8  1 Ros, 4 OH
Broga: Child’s Pose, Cat/Cow, Downdog, HoneyMooner, On back – Stretch – Curve L/R
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Never skip leg day

WARMUP:
Windmills
MNC
Low &Slow Squats
cyclops
Planks
Peter Parker’s
Downward dog
Upward dog
Hamstring stretch
Merkins

THE THANG:
11s with Mike Tyson’s and Sumo Squats, Mode of transport, Lt. Dans going one way

MARY: several exercises 3 min
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yes

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Physical 100 Aptitude Test

WARM UP:
Imperial walkers
Wind mills
Cherry pickers

THE THING:

Mosey across the breeze way to the middle of the track. I had cones setup approximately 25 feet apart.

Round 1 – shuttle run
With a timer set the goal is to make from one cone to the other before the timer goes off. If you miss the timer you must do 3 kraken burpees and jump back in

Timer
5 rounds of 20sec
5 rounds of 18sec
5 rounds of 16sec
5 rounds of 14sec
5 rounds of 12sec
10 rounds of 10sec
10 rounds of 9sec – this is where it really strayed to get hard
10 rounds of 8sec
10 rounds of 7sec – this was as far as we could make it and Old Bay was the only one.

Round 2 The tail of Ouroboros
There are 4 pax, we all start at opposite ends of the tracks
Run around the track if you tag some one they drop and do 2 burpees

Old bay was the victor of the day.

Announcements and Praise & Prayers

Off to coffeeria

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3 is the most beautiful of numbers

WARMUP: Mosey, karaoke left, karaoke right, toy soldiers, side straddle hops, imperial walkers, sumo squats

THE THANG:
9’s up and down the “bleachers” walls
Derkins and bomb jacks

3 rounds of S turns
Runner runs while other two do exercise
* LBCs
* Plank Jacks
* calf Raises

Mosey to front of school for Plank Walk
*3 x 5 paces to right with 5 Merkins ever 5 paces
Back to left
Mosey to stadium entrance

Run to light pole to squat
5 light poles to top of hill accumulation of squats

Run to COT
MARY:
She a sweetheart

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Take your vitamins and say your prayers
COT:
Bird cage just heard about Ville2ville and in interested

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2 Cats Eat More Than 1 Cat

Undeniably the Classic AO, my all time favorite, the place I started and the place I took a turn as site Q. Weezer has done a awesome job with this AO. It was an honor to lead.

karaoke
knee tar n’diaye
LBC
merkins
LS Squats
curb walkers
JACK WEBB
dips
high knees
butt kickers
more merkins
more squats
dying cockroach
imperial walker
hill billy walker
makhtar n’diayes
more merkins
more squats
Dora
mosey
shoulder tap
overhead clap

I’m sure I forgot a few things
*not in that order
**modifications were made
***counting was poor at best
****mumblechatter was as expected

noticeably absent … liver eaters

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Jackson, Harris and Smith Oh My!

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Out and back- 2 miles out. Depart from Veterans Park after the Pledge of Allegiance- head toward WEP: left on Jackson; Right on Harris : Turn-around at Sam Smith (first right after I77 overpass). Pain stations Top and Bottom of Jackson & Sam Smith.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA coming -this is a event not to miss! Nice work Funhouse!
COT: RainMaker open discussion with possible new AO w a later start time : Freed to lead and Opportunity to EH a half a dozen men. Thank you for the opportunity to Q.

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Head Fake: actually working out!

WARMUP:
5 Burpees
Mosey
Toy Soldiers
Mosey
Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey
Imperial Walkers
Mosey
THE THANG:
4 corners around NAFO
10 Merkins
20 Plank Jacks
30 Sumo Squats
Partner goes one way
Other goes opposite
When meet do 5 Burpees together then keep going

MARY: don’t know her
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Matthew 16:15
COT:
Take your vitamins and say your prayers

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