Golden Corral – 8/26/25

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
Windmills
Moroccan Night Clubs

THE THANG:
Tour de Stockbridge parking Lot
10 reps of each exercise
Follow the MOT for that section
section 1-7: Bear Crawl
1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello dollys
6. Burpees
7. Flutters

Section 8-13: Crab Walk
8. Shoulder Taps
9. Am Hammers
10. CDD’s
11. V-UPS
12. Dips
13. Seal Jacks

Section 14-20: Lunge Walk
14. OH raises
15. Derkins
16. Low Slow squats
17. Plank Jacks
18. Bobby Hurley
19. LBCs
20. Box Cutters

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: prayers for StandUps Uncle with cancer, USC students active shooter false alarm

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Swole city, bro! Fist pumpin’ through the burn, lookin’ fresh for the boardwalk. GTL all day, don’t sleep!

WARMUP:
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmill Cherry Pickers IC
• World’s Greatest Stretch (both sides)

THE THANG:
AMRAP Circuit – 40s on / 20s off (4 rounds)
1. KB Swings
2. KB Goblet March
3. Suitcase Deadlifts
4. Cross Body Curls
5. Alternating Bent Over Rows
6. Lunge w/ KB Pass Through
7. Lunge w/ Waiter Press
Active Recovery Between (most) Sets:
• Planks
• Goblet Squats
• KB Carries
Core Finisher – AMRAP (40s on / 20s off):
1. Around the World
2. American Hammers
3. Overhead KB Dying Cockroaches
4. Bear Plank w/ KB Pull Through
5. LBCs w/ Overhead KB
6. Flutter Kicks
7. KB Halos
8. KB Lateral Swings
9. Plank to close it out

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, HIM camp.
COT: Prayers for all.

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Stand Up’s VQ

WARMUP: side straddle hops, arm circles, windmills, imperial walkers, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Station 1: 100m-ish partner run – 100 monkey humpers, 200 Carolina dry docks, 300 American Hammers

Mosey

Station 2: 10 Merkins, 15 air squats, 20 big boys, 10 burpees

Mosey to the wall

Station 3: PAX stayed in wall squat, while we snaked down the line bear crawling out 10 yards and performed 5 wide arm merkins, then crab walked back. Then walking lunges out to 5 squats and walking lunges back.

Mosey

MARY: 30 LBC, 15 Box cutters, 15 Freddie Mercuries, 15 Flutters, CELEBRITY @slapshot 30 hello dolly’s, and a much needed 15 second body destroyer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9/11 stair climb, HIM Camp, and the jam-packed newsletter

COT: praises for new family members for @grassy knoll and a healthy baby for @the pirates friend Netflix. Prayers for Pollo Hermano’s father, DD and family fighting the fight against cancer, college of mine in the throws of rock bottom, and a member of my personal network getting a heart stent in place today. Apologies for any prayers spoken that I’ve forgotten.

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AMRAP 4 Autism Preview

WARMUP: Some
THE THANG: AMRAP:
400m partner run
31 KB Squats
69 KB swings
31 OH press
69 OH DB stationary lunges
31 burpees
MARY: A little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Best part. “Marriage isn’t meant for our happiness, it’s meant for our holiness”

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Introducing the Stork Press

WARMUP: After a messy start of out of order exercise commands, we warmed up
THE THANG: 5 rounds, 2 exercises, 1min each – 20 Swings with a plank, 6 burpees and run with KB
2 rounds, 6 exercises, 1 min each
clean, squat, press, both sides
Bent row, both sides,
Stork Press, both sides

2 rounds, 4 exercises
RDL – single leg, both sides
Goblet squats,
Squat jumps
MARY: Side Planks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Treasure the good moments

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Candyman’s Pain

WARMUP:

– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

– Mosey to circle with KB

What it is – 50 reps, KB run up the hill, 50 reps, KB run down the hill, move to next set

– 50/50 Calf Raises
– 50/50 KB Merkins (25 L/R)
– 50/50 KB Romanian Deadlifts
– 50/50 Curls
– 50/50 Goblet Squats
– 50/50 LBC’s with KB, arms extended
– 50/50 Tricep Extensions

700 Reps completed

– Mosey to stadium entrance

– KB Bear Crawls back to COT

MARY: 10 Heel touches, didn’t have time for 10 Heels to heaven with crunch and 10 Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletters
COT: It is was it is… Prayers for new families and families out there going through tough times with health and more.

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Sunny Delight

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Runner Stretch
KB Deadlifts and Swings
Suitcase carry 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
10 minute circuit:
1. Upright row x 10
2. Clean + press x10 (5 e/a)
3. Tricep Extension behind head x10
4. Merkin on KB
5. Mosey without bell
– Twist: Each round, first person back from the mosey performs 10 swings with Sunny D

Partner DORA – Uphill Farmers Carry with both bells
100 lunges (50 ea side)
200 American Hammer (400 ea side)
300 Shoulder Taps
100 Shoulder Taps – Modified for time (and sanity)
– Twist: Sunny D makes his way round the groups and the unlucky PAX must farmer carry it + his own bell

MARY: Death by KB Swings – AMRAP Swings; each time the bell is put down, mosey around the group for laps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Coffeteria

COT: VQ Feedback and FNG @Fargo

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KB Suicides

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclub
– windmill
– Imperial walkers

Mosey w/out bell
– 20 merkins on curb in cadence, mosey
– 20 low slow squats, mosey to COT

THE THANG:
– Lunge in front of church
– Count off by 3, set up for suicides

Board 1
– 10 man makers, run
– 15 goblet squats, run
– 20 lawn mower pulls – 10 each arm, run
– 25 American hammers – single count

Board 2
– 10 curls, run
– 15 low slow squats, run
– 20 halos, run
– 25 big boys, run

Board 3
– 10 upright rows, run
– 15 figure 8’s, run
– 20 overhead press – 10 each arm
– 25 lbc, run

Board 4
– 10 snatches, run
– 15 kettle bell swings, run
– 20 lunges – 10 each leg, run
– 25 box cutters, run
MARY:
Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Christmas Eve Convergence at The Yard

WARMUP: (cake boss): 5 Burpees, SSH, 4 B., Imp.Walk, 3B., HillWalk, 2B, something else, 1B…

Count off 1 & 2; Group 1 w/ Farmers Only, Group 2 w/ Suplex
Switch Q’s at 1/2 mark

THE THANG:
Group 1 (Farmers only):

Group 2 (Suplex):
Cocaine Bear Crawls to the 50 (2 merkins at each 5yrd). Al Gore till the 6
Mary #1: 12 Hello Ladies (IC), 24 Plank Jacks (IC), 12 BBSU & 24 Heel-taps (OYO)
Go right into….
Burpee Broad Jumps (3 & 3) to end zone
Plank till the 6

R.2
Crane Carries to 50: back to back, 1 runs while other flutter kicks (swap @ 25… mod. to piggyback if needed)
Mary #2: 12 AmHamms (IC), 24 Gas Pumpers (IC), 12 Dying CockRoaches & 24 LBCs (OYO)
Go right into…
Other man in Sparrow Run.
@ end zone: 12 Imp-Squat-walkers (IC) 24 or something else (improv.)

MARY: done w/in Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletters… Merry Christmas!
COT: held (5th core principle)

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Walmart Run

THE THANG:
Trail Route
Ruckers
Road Route was a round-trip run to Walmart not for a honey do list which was around 4.5+ miles, shorter route was a little past the post office
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Volunteers to help out in WNC.
COT: Prayers for people impacted by storms

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