Warmup: the usual suspects
Mosey to theater
Thang#1: muzac
1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, lunges during lyrics,… on “shot a man” do 15 merkins
1. Short mosey
1. https://youtu.be/t6q9Vc1ZtQI?si=4hWCrXxR1LWp8YrO by Fabulous (~4 min): BBSU on “Breathe”, AmHammer otherwise
#2- top-bottom-out: 2x through each man (groups of 3)… timer is mosey out&back
– Australian mt. climbers on partner holding Al Gore
– Bottom plank, top – high/flow gas pumper
#3: clockwork inverted Rows – TRX
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP ( optional modification – my. climbers with feet in TRX handles… Instead of inverted rows).
Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks,
9-10-SSH,
7-8-Smurf-Jacks,
5-6-Bomb-Jacks
Spades:
J-Q-LBC’s,
9-10-Gas-Pumpers,
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies
Hearts:
J-Q-Flying Squirrels,
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens
Diamonds:
J-Q-good a.m.,
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono
King (any suit) – wild card… PAX that Drew it causes any exercise in that muscle group
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming Bethel shelter serve, CSAUP‘s, etc.
COT: praises for community that we enjoy, and the gift of our ability to help our communities.
Tag: Suplex
3 for 300
WARMUP:
Grandma Jacks
Grandpa Jacks
SSH
Motivator
Moroccan Night Clubs
Arm circles OYO forward and back
Michael Phelps
THANG 1:
40 Thrusters
40 Merkins
40 Power Clean Press
– Short recovery lap
30 Thrusters
30 Merkins
30 Power Clean Press
– Short recovery lap repeat for 20 reps & 10 reps
THANG 2:
10 Squat Hold Chest Press
20 Big Boy Sit-ups W/ or W/out bell
10 Plank Pull Throughs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter
Break the Dam
Overnight Ruck
Read your New Letter
COT: prayers were said
(Relationship) Malpractice Insurance
- QIC: Suplex
- When: 02/19/2026
- Pax: Cherry Pie, Cohiba, Hominy, Suplex
- Posted In: the coachs box
Warm up, : SSH-IC, f5-Burpee, cherry pickers –I C, 4 burpee‘s, WindM-IC, 3 Burpee, HW-IC, 2 burps, IW-IC, 1 Burpee
Thang: run & gun accumulator… Mosey, keep adding an exercise.
– 1) 5 Lt. Dan-Ohnos
– 2) 20 LBC
– 3) 10 MERKIN
– 4) 10 pickle pounder
– 5) 5 Kosak lunges each side
– 6) 10 Shakira (five each
– 7)Freddy Mercury (each)
– all we had time for
530-6: Framing the Topic:
“Most of us carry insurance for the stuff we’re afraid of losing — house, car, health. But what about malpractice insurance for our relationships? What are we doing to prevent damage before it happens?”
Q Source “M” concept:
– We have a finite number of arrows (time, energy, attention).
– We don’t know how many we have.
– Where we aim determines our IMPACT.
– Relationship malpractice is what happens when we mis-aim or neglect our Concentrica.
Where Are Your Arrows Going?
– Where do most of your arrows go right now? (Work? Kids? Phone? Fitness? Wife? Church?)
– If someone audited your calendar, what would they say you value most?
– Who in your Concentrica hasn’t gotten many arrows lately?
Early Warning Signs of Malpractice
– What are early warning signs that you’re drifting relationally?
– How do you know when you’re becoming transactional instead of intentional?
– What behaviors show up when you’re overextended? (Short temper? Withdrawal? Phone scrolling?
Preventative Practices (Insurance Premiums)
Insurance requires regular premiums. What are the relational premiums we pay?
Ask:
– What’s one simple practice that keeps you connected to your M?
– Do you schedule connection or just hope it happens?
– What’s a non-negotiable rhythm in your week that protects your relationships
Examples you can seed if needed:
– Weekly date night (even at home)
– Device-free dinners
– 1-on-1 time with each kid
– Monthly “state of the union” with spouse
– Texting a friend intentionally.
Legacy Question
If you ran out of arrows next month, what relationship would you regret neglecting?
– What’s one arrow you need to intentionally aim this week?:
“What’s one premium you’re committing to pay this week?”
Partner pain sesh
WARMUP: brief
THE THANG:
Partner up
Start on one side of parking lot and advance to other side.
Partner A uses double KB, partner B uses sandbag. Switch gear at each planter.
5 clean
5 press
5 thruster.
At halfway point, switch to:
Partner A runs to end of parking lot. Partner B does lunges with KBs. When partner A returns to partner B, switch roles until getting to the end. Switch directions.
At middle of parking lot, repeat the first section back to the starting point.
Then:
Partners complete:
100 bag thrusters
200 double KB swings
50 burpees jump over bag
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes
Raiders from Sweep
- QIC: Band Camp
- When: 02/16/2026
- Pax: Band Camp, Barkley, Kermit, Suplex, Warning Track
- Posted In: The Armory
Warmup:
SSH
Windmill
Around the world
Humane Burpee
Thang:
4 Pop clean & squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows (each arm)
8 merkins on the bell
Bear crawl w/ bell between each set
I think we did 7 sets.
“[Sweep the Leg guys showed up for about 5 seconds. Dark Helmet grabbed my bell, realized how heavy it was, and tried to hurl it in the woods with limited success. T-claps for effort]”
Farmers Carry
Lunge Walk w/ pass through
Deadman to Barbarian
Some mobility
Deadman to Barbarian
Lunge walk back
Farmers carry
one round of 5s
Row
Single arm swing
Clean
Snatch
Halos and SL deadlift
Sky Rockets (Not) In Sight – Good Morning Delight
- QIC: Pauly D
- When: 02/13/2026
- Pax: Brawny, Cohiba, Deep Dish, Liberty Bibberty, Pauly D, Pocahontas, Suplex, Tesh
- Posted In: The Hive
WARMUP: Cherry Pickers / OH kb march / Plank / L&R Plank
THE THANG:
5 sets of the circuit
Kb pull through x20
Kb pullovers x20
Plank pull through x20
Devil halos x10
Curls x10
Goblet squats x20
Alternate single rows x10 each
Farmers carry around the lot and back.
MARY: leg lowers with overhead kb hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP mania
COT:
I’m Hurting, So You Will Too
WARMUP:
– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)
THE THANG:
Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear
RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.
– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat
Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)
– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)
Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:
The width
- QIC: Band Camp
- When: 01/08/2026
- Pax: Bam Bam, Band Camp, Cherry Pie, Cohiba, Headspin, Hominy, Suplex
- Posted In: the coachs box
WARMUP: :white_check_mark:
THE THANG: move around and do a lot.
MARY: not much. Made it back for 10 burpees at the close
ANNOUNCEMENTS: :white_check_mark:
COT: discussion on candor
Old Man 80s Music
- QIC: Hominy
- When: 01/06/2026
- Pax: 63 Bravo, Drop Thrill, Float Bridge, Hominy, Panhandle, Spider-Man, Suplex
- Posted In: snake pit
Playlist: Amazon Music Playlist: “Snake Pit – Old Man 80s Music Etc”
WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial Walker, Moroccan Night Club, Merkins, LBC, Freddy Mercury (all in cadence)
THE THANG:
Format: AMRAP – AsManyRoundsAsPossible
Round 1:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Swings
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Swings
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Swings
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.
Round 2:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.
Round 3:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Goblet Squat
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Goblet Squat
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Goblet Squat
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.
Round 4 – KB One Arm Press (Do half of the reps on one side, half on the other)
Round 5 – KB Hip Halo
Round 6 – KB Curls (curl with both arms simultaneously)
We got to the very beginning of Round 6.
Crows Nest was A Virgin
- QIC: Cohiba
- When: 01/05/2026
- Pax: Cohiba, Deep Dish, Float Bridge, Happy Hour, Hershey, Liberty Bibberty, Pauly D, Pocahontas, Sunkist, Suplex, Tiller
- Posted In: Crows Nest
Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder
Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds
Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats
Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.
Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total
Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups
Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises