Smokin Kettlebell Beatdown

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers- 20 IC
Mosey around parking lot

The Thang:
1. Ladder
Start at 5 reps, add +5 each round until 20, then work back down.
Exercises:
KB Swings
Goblet Squats
KB Rows (each arm)

Ladder format: 5-10-15-20-15-10-5

2. Grinder (3 Rounds)
5 Man Makers
10 KB Chest Press
15 KB Deadlifts
20 KB American Hammers (with KB, 2-count = 1)

Round 1 MOT: Bear Crawl w/o KB
Round 2 MOT: Lunges w/ KB
Round 3 MOT: Farmer's Carry Above Head w/ KB

3. EMOM style:
Every minute on the minute for 10 minutes:
Odd minutes: 12 KB Curls
Even minutes: 12 KB Triceps

4. Finisher: Partner Carry
Partner A: Farmers Carry with both KBs if available, or 1 KB switching hands every 30s.
Never put it down until time is called.
Partner B: Burpees

Announcements: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Single/double Bell pyramids

WARMUP: SSH, WM, IW, Merkins all IC
THE THANG:

Buy-in/Cash-out = 20 Swings
Pyramid #1 (1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1)
DOUBLE BELLS

  • Clean
  • Press
  • Squat
  • Renegade Rows

Finish your pyramid & join partner until all partners are done
Partner Pax: Switch exercises at the Tone (minute-alarm)

  • 1. Mosey
  • 2. LBC
  • 3. Imperial Walker
  • 4. Mosey
  • 5. Merkin
  • 6. Windmill
  • 7. Mosey
  • 8. Hello Wheezy
  • 9. SSH
  • 10. Mosey

Buy-in/Cash-out = 20 Swings
Pyramid #2 (1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1)
1-Bell
Russian Swing
American Swing
Goblet-Squat
Squat-Thrust
Deadlift

MARY: AB lab by PAX
ANNOUNCEMENTS: H&C in Rock
Same day… Dads/2.0’s @WEP

COT: several PAX carrying various burdens lifted in prayer.

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5/6/26

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hilbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:

Heavy leg and abs day!
Pick a leg exercise from bucket, 22 reps
Pick an ab exercise from bucket, 22 reps
After count of 22 and 22, run a lap around parking lot. Sprint at end.

Leg: Jump Squats, Bobby Hurleys, Squats, Apollo Ohno, Calf Raises, lunges, Jumping Lunges
Abs: Flutters, Rosalita, LBC, Big Boys, Penguins, Box Cutters, V-ups

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Magic Carpet Ride

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Merkins, Calf Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to back parking lot for partner circuit of 100 merkins, 100 jump squats, 100 big boys. Mosey to wall for 7s of burpees and jump squats with a wall hop in between, grabbed some cindys for some finishing moves then back to COT
MARY: 3min plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Fun with Kettlebells

WARMUP:

  • Side straddle hop
  • Moroccan Night Club
  • Imperial Walker
  • Hillbilly walker

THE THANG:

  • Four Rounds with three exercises each at three stations Reps 5, 10 and 15
  • Station #1 – Halo, Overhead Press, Squats
  • Station #2 – Swings, Clean & Press, Thrusters
  • Station #3 – Round the world, Lunges, American Hammers
  • Station #4 – Tricept extensions, Goblet March, Bent over rows
  • Dora
  • 100 American Hammers
  • 200 Flutter kicks – count one leg
  • 300 Situp Press

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Greater than event
  • Cannoli Run

COT:

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There and back x6

WARMUP: mosey to bottom of Brayden
THE THANG: 20 merkins, 20 big boys then run up Brayden to the stoplight and do 20 squats and 20 calf raises then run down Brayden. Repeat 5 times to get 100 reps of each. Run back to the stoplight then jailbreak back to COT
MARY: Ferris Wheels
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and Mother’s Day.
COT:

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Partner Work @ Block Party

WARMUP: Mosey from COT to the playground, usual of suspects followed for a typical F3 warmup.

THE THANG: Partner was the theme for this workout. Cubbie asks that each Q share the reason why they keep coming out to F3. For me, my fellow PAX are the reasons I keep coming out in the morning. Not only for the opportunity to possibly help my fellow man, but also to receive the help I need in my life. Very grateful for the partners in life I've made in F3.

Partner Work @ the Playground
1 partner bear crawls to the cones set up outside the playground area, once you make it to the cones perform 3 burpees, and then bear crawl back to the playground where the other partner was performing a swing crunch with a merkin. Keep flap-jacking until you reach an accumulative rep count of 100 for the swing crunch+merkins.
To really burn out our chest and arms we went immediately into some time under tension. 1 partner holds extended plank while the other partners performs 10 merkins, keep flap-jacking until you reach an accumulative rep count of 100. Arms and chest smoked.

Partner Work behind the Ampitheater
1 partner NURs up the hill behind the ampitheater and then moseys back to the bottom, partner #2 performs 10 jump squats, 10 jumping lunges, and 10 Apolo Ohnos and then holds Al Gore until partner #1 returns. Flap-jack for 5 rounds. Legs smoked.

Partner Work in the Ampitheater
1 partner holds extended plank while the other partner performs 10 Peter Parkers, flap-jack until you reach an accumulative rep count of 100
Once completed we moved right into the next phase
Get on your 6 and 1 partner holds straight leg 6 inches while the other partner performs 10 straight lower leg lifts, flap-jack until you reach an accumulative rep count of 100.
Once we completed the above moved right into a series of Superman poses until it was time to mosey back to COT.

MARY: No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter!

COT: STK!

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Tic Tac chain/Cindie

WARMUP: usual stuff, emphasis on shoulders

First 30: Chain Fiesta… do these near gazebo…. Tic-Tac-Toe grid on sidewalk

  1. Dora-1: Partner moseys out & back for swap… complete the following:
  1. 50 Ch-ickle Pointers (Pickle Pointers w/ Chain)
  2. 50 Lonely C(h)owboys (Lonely Cowboys w/ chain)
  3. 50 Dirty-CHyrtles (Dirty Myrtle w/ chain)
  4. 50 Man Of Steel: basically a Superman( on your belly), with chain across back out to each hand
  1. “Tic-Tac-Brick”: Team Chain vs. Team Cindy
  1. Relay race: 1 team bear-crawls w/ chain, other murder-bunnies w/ cindy
  1. Place Coupon in open square (tic-tac-toe) & mosey back to line
  2. Next pax can take off once partner ahead has dropped coupon in square
  1. Winning team does Windmills w/ chain while losing team does 10 Man-makers w/ Cindie
  2. We got two rounds of this when 530 hit

Next 30
Conversation: “Now vs. Later – The Discipline of Discernment”Set-up (1–2 min)

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Dual Q

WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, MNC, WM

THE THANG:

Mosey to flagpole for DORA:
100- merkins
200- squats
300-Lbc
… partner run to curb at beginning of car line pickup

Mosey to blacktop and Loop around track
MOTs: Bear crawl – NUR – crab walk

Mosey back to car line covering for wall sits with various stuff interspersed including (but not limited to): Mike Tyson’s, dirty Myrtle, diamond merkins, wall penguins, asymmetric merkins (one hand on curb other on the ground), merkin curb walk, mountain climbers

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, >
COT: prayers for physical and relational healing,

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