I’m Hurting, So You Will Too

WARMUP:

– SSH, Imperial Walkers, 10 count merkins, jog around parking lot (0.3 mi covered)

THE THANG:

Stop 1 → Stop 6 (0.2 mi covered)
– Stop 1 (Start)
– Exercise: Squat Jumps (15)
– Movement to Stop 2: Forward Run up an aisle in the parking lot
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 3: Side Shuffle across 3 aisles (Left lead)
– Exercise: Reverse Lunges (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 4: Nur down an aisle
– Exercise: Apollo Ono’s (20 single count)
– Movement to Stop 5: Side Shuffle (Left lead) across 3 aisles
– Exercise: Merkins (20)
– Movement to Stop 6: Forward Run up an aisle
– Stop 6 Exercise: Bear Crawl to curb, then crawl bear

RETURN: Stop 6 → Stop 1 (0.2 mi covered)
Movement pattern reverses exactly.

– From Stop 6 to 5: Nur
– Stop 5 Exercise: Mountain Climbers (20 double count)
– Stop 5 to 4: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 4 Exercise: Shoulder taps (20 single count)
– Stop 4 to 3: Forward Run
– Stop 3 Exercise: High Knees (20 double count)
– Stop 3 to 2: Side Shuffle (Right lead)
– Stop 2 Exercise: Hand Release Merkins (15)
– Stop 2 to 1: Nur
Repeat

Ran over to the middle school track (0.3 mi)

– 29 reverse lunges (single count)
Run a lap
– 20 squat jumps
– Run a lap
– If time permits, 20 merkins
– Run a lap
(Min 0.5 mi)

Head back to COT (0.3mi)
Min distance covered (~2.1 mi)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and Hare, Overnight Ruck CSAUP, Break The Dam, D2D, BRR sign up
COT:

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Old Man 80s Music

Playlist: Amazon Music Playlist: “Snake Pit – Old Man 80s Music Etc”

WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial Walker, Moroccan Night Club, Merkins, LBC, Freddy Mercury (all in cadence)

THE THANG:
Format: AMRAP – AsManyRoundsAsPossible
Round 1:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Swings
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Swings
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Swings
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 2:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 3:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Goblet Squat
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Goblet Squat
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Goblet Squat
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 4 – KB One Arm Press (Do half of the reps on one side, half on the other)
Round 5 – KB Hip Halo
Round 6 – KB Curls (curl with both arms simultaneously)

We got to the very beginning of Round 6.

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Crows Nest was A Virgin

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds

Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.

Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total

Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Merkin Clock

Warmup Exercises were done then we moseyed to the bottom lot.

THE THANG:
Four Corners Escalator
Corner 1: 10 SSH
Run to corner 2
Corner 2: 10 SSH, 20 CDD
Run to corner 3
Corner 3: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats
Run to corner 4
Corner 4: 10 SSH, 20 CDD, 30 Squats, 40 LBCs
Ran to corner 1 then back to 4 to go down the escalator.

Merkin Clock
A broken clock was drawn on the ground. Using cards each pax selected a card and became the timer. Staying in the plank position they performed merkins around the clock. 1 merkin at 1, 2 merkins at 2, 3 merkins at 3 and so on. Stopping at the number on the card. Other pax did the exercise on the card until the timer stopped.
Numbered Cards were 6 to 10.
Jacks = 11
Queens = 12
Kings = 1 – full rotation of clock stopping at 1
Ace = All pax perform 100 reps of exercise on the card.
2 round were completed

Moseyed back to flag for COT

MARY: NO TIME
ANNOUNCEMENTS AND PRAYERS WERE SAID.

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Countdown to Extinction

WARMUP: motivator, IW, CP, WM.
THE THANG: Appetizer The-Violator to one end,  Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.

Thang#1: 1st  hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 raise the roofs

#2:  clockwork inverted Rows – TRX 
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP

Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks, 
9-10-SSH, 
7-8-Smurf-Jacks, 
5-6-Bomb-Jacks 

Spades: 
J-Q-LBC’s, 
9-10-Gas-Pumpers, 
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies

Hearts:
 J-Q-Flying Squirrels, 
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens

Diamonds: 
J-Q-good a.m., 
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono

MARY: w/in Weinke
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, Bethel

COT: prayers lifted for safe travels, patience and presence with family, coping with aging loved ones.

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Leadership is a Decision

Five warmed up fast this chilly morning at Snake Pit. Here’s what we did:

WARMUP:
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Plank Jacks (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– Jog to the last island and back

THE THANG:
Do the exercise, jog down to the last island and back. Add the next exercise. Repeat.
– 10 Goblet Squats (120 total)
– Add 10 Curls (110 total)
– Add 10 Calf Raises (100 total)
– Add 10 American Hammers (90 total)
– Add 10 Skull Crushers (80 total)
– Add 10 Flutters with a Press (70 total)
– Add 10 Pull Throughs (60 total)
– Add 10 Swings (50 total)
– Add 10 Lunges (40 total)
– Add 10 John Deere’s (30 total)
– Add 10 Sit-up to Press (20 total)
– Add 10 Manmakers (10 total)

NMM
Leadership is not a title, rank, or job description – it is a decision. People spend their entire careers trying to have a seat at the “leadership” table. It’s not a position to hold but a decision to put other people first. Thank you men for being the leaders our community needs.

Aye!
IJ

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Mucho Chesto

It was a glorious day in The Fort a the mumble chatter was :fire:. A quick disclaimer and we were off.

Ran over to the half wall for 30 step ups, 30 dips, and 30 derkins.

Mosey over to a large set of stairs for some Jack Webs. 1 burpee 4 merkins to 10 burpees 40 merkins. In between each set we ran the stairs. It was glorious

Over to an unused parking lot for a quick Dora. 50 squats, 50 leg lifts, 50 CDDs. Parter two ran.

Ran to the next parking lot for lunges.

Back to COT for announcements, prayers and praises.

Jwow

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Boxing Day ?

WARMUP: windmills, SSH, IW’s, Plank, Up Dog, Down Dog, Merkins, Mosey w some shuffles and butt kickers.
THE THANG: 3 rounds of Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips, Bobby Hurleys, Hammers and Derkins. Mosey around Lowe’s. 3 reps- 25/10/5.
Dora – 150. -LBCs 100 – Lunges 50- Hand Release Merkins 25 – Burpees.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Hangin w Stang
COT: continued prayers for Geronimo. Several others lifting up those dealing w health, grief, patience.

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Eve of the Lord’s birth – convergence

WARMUP: The usual
THE THANG: DH-type-stuff
MARY: worked into Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & upcoming changes
COT: Lauren Hope Styles (sp?) – 21 RIP, Prayers for Geronimo & family. Reading from Ezekiel centered around helping others find their purpose

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